Why can my job not be smoking a blunt and playing Conkers Bad Fur Day?
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Why can my job not be smoking a blunt and playing Conkers Bad Fur Day?
Work wife and work husband are both off today what am I supposed to do all day
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Work wife and work husband are both off today what am I supposed to do all day
The diva is in desperate need of a haircut
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The diva is in desperate need of a haircut
Prada using AI for an ad campaign is actually embarrassing.
You couldn’t just pay Anne Hathaway to walk down the street in one of your bland coats?????
You couldn’t just pay Anne Hathaway to walk down the street in one of your bland coats?????
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Prada using AI for an ad campaign is actually embarrassing.
You couldn’t just pay Anne Hathaway to walk down the street in one of your bland coats?????
You couldn’t just pay Anne Hathaway to walk down the street in one of your bland coats?????
Posting horny content on Instagram so I get the dopamine from notifications is great for my self esteem but terrible for the productivity of my work day.
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Posting horny content on Instagram so I get the dopamine from notifications is great for my self esteem but terrible for the productivity of my work day.
16 year old me wouldn’t believe the life I get to live, and I’m trying to remember that more when I wanna bitch about stuff.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
16 year old me wouldn’t believe the life I get to live, and I’m trying to remember that more when I wanna bitch about stuff.
Cleaned my room, worked out, made food, cleaned the kitchen, worked my job and it’s only 2pm let’s fucking goooo the adhd pills are working today
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cleaned my room, worked out, made food, cleaned the kitchen, worked my job and it’s only 2pm let’s fucking goooo the adhd pills are working today
Has anyone ever thrown up from doing squats asking for a friend
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Has anyone ever thrown up from doing squats asking for a friend
Starting a new self care routine and it’s going well🥰✨💕 (jerking it for an hour before bed)
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Starting a new self care routine and it’s going well🥰✨💕 (jerking it for an hour before bed)
Been two years without a primary partner and I’m over it tbh who want me new lower prices
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Been two years without a primary partner and I’m over it tbh who want me new lower prices
Trying to make moves in silence but I am a loud idiot
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Trying to make moves in silence but I am a loud idiot
Stuck how the trade dressed me (I spilled my beverage on his couch and soaked myself)
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Stuck how the trade dressed me (I spilled my beverage on his couch and soaked myself)
When I ever see the words “al pastor” (pork) my brain reads “A.I. Pastor” (religious leader)
This is my cross to bear
This is my cross to bear
December 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When I ever see the words “al pastor” (pork) my brain reads “A.I. Pastor” (religious leader)
This is my cross to bear
This is my cross to bear
My mother and my ex texting me on the same day cannot be a good omen
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My mother and my ex texting me on the same day cannot be a good omen
Good morning I don’t wanna do my stupid lil day job today
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Good morning I don’t wanna do my stupid lil day job today
Can’t focus on day job, just wanna be a slut on the Internet
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can’t focus on day job, just wanna be a slut on the Internet
Boy that slid into my DM’s yesterday showed up in a popper trainer today.
The lord works in mysterious ways
The lord works in mysterious ways
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Boy that slid into my DM’s yesterday showed up in a popper trainer today.
The lord works in mysterious ways
The lord works in mysterious ways
Cried three times at work today but still cleaned the house and cooked dinner everyone clap for the boy who is fucking trying
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cried three times at work today but still cleaned the house and cooked dinner everyone clap for the boy who is fucking trying
I need a Xanax, two cigarettes and a small soy latte, to-go, thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I need a Xanax, two cigarettes and a small soy latte, to-go, thank you.
Do you guys think Morrissey would like Beastars
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do you guys think Morrissey would like Beastars
Need…..serotonin………please sir🧎🏻♂️
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Need…..serotonin………please sir🧎🏻♂️
I got a skanky lil top at MFF what do we thinkkkk
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I got a skanky lil top at MFF what do we thinkkkk
Brain has given up and it’s not even 9am let’s goooooo
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Brain has given up and it’s not even 9am let’s goooooo