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Maxxwell O'Ryan (COMMS OPEN/HALF OFF UNTIL MARCH 1ST/6 SLOTS)
@funnyvampireguy.bsky.social
He/It
AuDhd artist
transmasc + Aromantic/Queer
24
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/funnyvampireguy
Taurus but I don't take it too seriously.
Professional Vampire Enthusiast
DnD lover

No AI - Support real artists
Pinned
Here's a more updated #commissions page that I felt was in order. I recently lost my job and so even just liking is greatly appreciated!

#art #digitalart
Pass it along, let's see your pfp in it's full sized glory!

Somewhere Over the Garden, a piece I made for a trans zine. Blue birds fly
And someday, so will I.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Aaa I love the colors, this character is so cute!
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Here's a more updated #commissions page that I felt was in order. I recently lost my job and so even just liking is greatly appreciated!

#art #digitalart
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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“Please enjoy the museum”:

Relooted is OUT NOW!

Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Noodle dragon I did while ago, I'm still in love with the palette <3
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Currently doing a Valentines HALF OFF SALE! With NO CHARGE for any extra characters!

#art #ocsky #commissions #digitalart #artistforhire
Here's a more updated #commissions page that I felt was in order. I recently lost my job and so even just liking is greatly appreciated!

#art #digitalart
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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fairy kirby 🌷🦋
#cuteart
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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small crab eating a grape (important)
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I mean even just an ipad with recreate and a stylus (if you cant afford an apple pencil) is better than trying to use a graphics tablet. I probably should've mentioned procreate but I forgot to just bc I personally don't really like it. But that's a taste thing.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Same thing applies to digital art. I promise that a graphics tablet is a much higher learning curve than a display. You don't need a fancy computer, but please just save for an XP-Pen,(and not a sketchy mystery brand, go with a reliable one with good reviews.) It doesn't have to be big, either.
Advice for watercolor beginners: Please start with good supplies. If you are financially limited, paints and brushes can wait but be sure to invest in good paper. 100% cotton, ideally Arches. I struggled a lot at first but when I switched to good paper 80% of my problems were solved. I'm not joking.
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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If you hate Generative Al, the best way to fight back is to support real artists ✍️
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If you hate Generative Al, the best way to fight back is to support real artists ✍️
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Currently doing a Valentines HALF OFF SALE! With NO CHARGE for any extra characters!

#art #ocsky #commissions #digitalart #artistforhire
Here's a more updated #commissions page that I felt was in order. I recently lost my job and so even just liking is greatly appreciated!

#art #digitalart
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
If you see this, QTP with a character who's name starts with R
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Especially as someone that only has a small bookshelf and just getting back into reading, why would I want to waste my limited space with something the author didn't care about as much as the other authors up there?
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I'm posting a new speedpaint short to my youtube channel tomorrow and you can listen to the audio for it early before it goes up RIGHT NOW, FOR FREE, on my Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/post/Audio-f...
Audio for tomorrow's short
Maxxwell O'Ryan published a post on Ko-fi
ko-fi.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
based based based based based
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
as bait and revenge to get back at the god who gave him his abilities. All he did was fall in love with a demigod. He never knew it would end up this way. Now he has to accept his fate and hopefully keep the rest of the adventuring party safe from it.
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Kinda bored and thinking about this one Oc in particular,
kinda wanna do a QnA with him!
This is Knorah FeiFyire a Dragonborn Cleric that ran a now notorious scam claiming to be a sorcerer that could grant someone's greatest wish, who's now cursed by a god-like entity that seeks to use him
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I hope I make myself more than clear when I say

FUCK ISRAEL
FUCK THOSE WHO COULD LOOK AT CHILDREN AND DARE CALL THE THREATS, CALL THEM TERRORISTS.
I don't know how anyone can see the bullet wounds, and lost limbs, the starving people, and still say that's a country "defending itself"
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Today I'm grateful for positive feedback
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Honestly I've found that on sites like twitter I almost felt punished for trying to engage like "hey now, dont make too many friends or else those will be the only people ever to see your posts! So I wonder if new folks on here are still felling burned from that. Could just be me tho.
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
always feels like I'm never meant to consider that there was a writers room that made all the decisions for the characters. When that's the bulk of my criticism, that the writing as ineffective in what it aimed to do for me and many others.
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
being asked to take it in, yk? If it's a metaphor, I think it's a bad way to do said metaphor, if it's meant to be taken literally, then I have issues with the writers inability to make him particularly likable and cannot in good faith actually judge that character as a real animal. Either way it
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
While I do think your liking of it is fair, no judgement, it's just a movie, I think sometimes my exact issue with it is how often people handwave any criticism of his character with "he's a wolf" when he does not share that experience with the writers of the film in the literal sense that I am
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM