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ℍ𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟!
January 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“Kill him, he’s an enemy of the state and clearly doesn’t have documents.”
“IM NEVER PAYING MY TAXES.”
“So yesterday, I heard some talk about not paying taxes….not cool guys…you got to do that.

I know the government seems lifeless and uncaring…but we got feelings too….”
December 23, 2024 at 9:22 PM
“So yesterday, I heard some talk about not paying taxes….not cool guys…you got to do that.

I know the government seems lifeless and uncaring…but we got feelings too….”
December 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
“What do you mean containment breach?! What would we have in area 51 that could break out!?”
ᴀʟᴇʀᴛ….ᴀʟᴇʀᴛ….ᴀʟᴇʀᴛ…ꜱᴜʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ 1 ɢᴜʏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀꜱ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ….ᴀʟʟ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴɴᴇʟ ʙᴇ ᴏɴ ʜɪɢʜ ᴀʟᴇʀᴛ, ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ʀᴇᴅ!

#MVRP #GuyverRP #FightRP
December 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
He thinks and would tilt his head, though D4C would grab white snake by the wrist, though Valentine would move close to the stand.

“I have a better idea…why not join me?”
" Mind if I borrow this "

The stamps spoke, pointing at your head, and then they back handed you ...

They attempted to take your memory disk
December 18, 2024 at 8:36 AM
//AmericanaST might be a thing I would want to do, but not sure how I’d go about the story line…maybe like a tournament that requires people to wager important things, his way trying to once again get the corps? Not sure what to do yet, though I’ll say it’s open to everyone and not a specific group
December 17, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Valentine stood straight in front of a pile of blood, in his hand the flag of the united states. The room he was in being the presidential office as he looked to now the empty seat of the desk…of his throne.

With a quick motion he laid flat the flag on the ground, out popping out…the president+
December 17, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Funny Valentine sat on a chair, he’d finally made it over to where he needed to be…no where he had to be, for he viewed all the events to happen for a reason…not out of coincidence…but fate itself having done this.

“Soon…the take over will happen…”
December 16, 2024 at 7:56 AM
“Then you should know that my existence and even my body in a condition like this should be impossible…

Yet here I stand, ready to take back my position…though…not yet…”
The stand quickly does the math of what you said, and it doesn't add up. How could you be the 23rd and here ...?

"Hmmmm, the 23rd . . . . .

quite interesting . . . "
“I feel it should, I’m the former 23rd president of the united states. Funny Valentine.”
December 16, 2024 at 1:58 AM
“You can be the vise president..”
December 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
“I feel it should, I’m the former 23rd president of the united states. Funny Valentine.”
" your identity doesn't interest me "
“In away…yet a stand non the less…but enough of the side conversation…let me ask you this, do you know who I am?”
December 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
“I am Funny Valentine! I’ll be president of the united states again!”
December 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Funny Valentine takes off his glove and gives the round individual a slap to the face.

“Figure it out.”
"How do it fix it... WHEN SHE'S FUCKING HIGH!?"
“Then you fix it!….

My companion was in a very stressful moment caused by your addiction! You are what is wrong with this country! No responsibility!”
December 15, 2024 at 8:08 AM
“Then you fix it!….

My companion was in a very stressful moment caused by your addiction! You are what is wrong with this country! No responsibility!”
"Listen! I bought those Pills from Blinky! And they were labeled safe pills! And you know what happens next!? THIS FUCKING MESS!"
December 15, 2024 at 8:04 AM
“Stars? When done with you, you’ll see yourself as both you and your other collide and destroy each other in seconds!”
December 15, 2024 at 7:58 AM
“Then I’ll send you to Detroit.”
"I'LL... Uhm... send you to pac pix?"
“And I’ll deflect that misfortune onto your family once I have the corps back.”
December 15, 2024 at 7:56 AM
“I agree, I’m a bit tried of the state known as new Jersey…we shall be off.

Come my one eyed companion!”
December 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
“And I’ll deflect that misfortune onto your family once I have the corps back.”
"I swear to fu- you know what!?"

"I'm going to throw a fire hydrant at you one day!"
“Your death will be swift once I’m back in office you yellow bastard.”

Funny Valentine shakes his fist in anger.
December 15, 2024 at 7:54 AM
“Well…maybe the pills will be out of your body…”
December 15, 2024 at 7:52 AM
“Your death will be swift once I’m back in office you yellow bastard.”

Funny Valentine shakes his fist in anger.
"SHE ATE THE PILLS ON ACCIDENT!"
“Seems my little travel companion ate too many of those lemon candies and a yellow round person appears.

Interesting…”
December 15, 2024 at 7:52 AM
“But of course! You’ll be like this for a bit! So you might be drunk!

Though what does a bit of alcohol really do, but enhance the adventure to Washington!…just warn if you need to vomit!”
December 15, 2024 at 7:47 AM
“It was near by so I had to take some of it….they did tell me I had to pay so I just killed the worker and replaced them…they are non the wiser of it! So how do you feel now you plucky ward of mine!”
December 15, 2024 at 7:43 AM
“…now thats a saying…do not worry! For President Funny Valentine knows how to solve this.”

Pulls from between a wall and tree a flask of whisky and hands it to them.

“Drink up my companion.”
December 15, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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[Waka Waka! Pac Man Has Joined Bluesky! After Klonoa Left!]

[LIKES: EATING, AND GIVING THE GHOSTS A HARD TIME]

[FAVORITE FOOD, PAC DOTS, POWER PELLETS, CHERRIES, ORANGES, AND STRAWBERRIES]

[DISLIKES, GHOSTS GIVING HIM A HARD TIME]
December 15, 2024 at 3:16 AM