FunkieNYFL
@funkienyfl.bsky.social
Vintage guitars & amps, cats, carbs and Steelers. Hitchhiked across the US at 15, now I prefer a good nap
Just found out I was awarded the Little Caesar's Pizza Pizza Pizza Prize
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Just found out I was awarded the Little Caesar's Pizza Pizza Pizza Prize
Even the not-so-early birds got some
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Even the not-so-early birds got some
I would like pie better if it was just filled with brownies
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I would like pie better if it was just filled with brownies
One of the worst things about living in Florida besides everything is I'll never be able to walk outside and see a sky as colorful as the Northern Lights unless there's inbound ICBMs heading this way. Considering I live 30 minutes from Mar-A-Lago, this is a reasonable sacrifice
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One of the worst things about living in Florida besides everything is I'll never be able to walk outside and see a sky as colorful as the Northern Lights unless there's inbound ICBMs heading this way. Considering I live 30 minutes from Mar-A-Lago, this is a reasonable sacrifice
If I were a billionaire, I'd avoid politics at all costs and just cruise around the coast of Italy in my yacht with a bevy of beautiful overage women
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If I were a billionaire, I'd avoid politics at all costs and just cruise around the coast of Italy in my yacht with a bevy of beautiful overage women
What better start to a Monday than being woken up at 2:30am to the mellifluous sound of the cat horking up her last meal in my bed
September 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
What better start to a Monday than being woken up at 2:30am to the mellifluous sound of the cat horking up her last meal in my bed
We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a woman on the moon
September 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a woman on the moon
All you can eat worm buffet at my place. Come on over. You won't Egret it
August 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
All you can eat worm buffet at my place. Come on over. You won't Egret it
How the mighty have fallen! Asleep
August 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
How the mighty have fallen! Asleep
When the current inhabitant of the White House is either dead or out of office, whichever occurs first, we all deserve a Nobel Peace & Quiet Prize after what we've dealt with for over a decade
August 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When the current inhabitant of the White House is either dead or out of office, whichever occurs first, we all deserve a Nobel Peace & Quiet Prize after what we've dealt with for over a decade
Had some thunder yesterday but no rain so that's the last time I take meteorological advice from Stevie Nicks
August 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Had some thunder yesterday but no rain so that's the last time I take meteorological advice from Stevie Nicks
Release the Trumpstein files!
August 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Release the Trumpstein files!
This is how I know my cat loves me
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This is how I know my cat loves me
The Emmys is my least favorite TV show about other TV shows
July 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Emmys is my least favorite TV show about other TV shows
My bladder was about to burst this morning after my 3rd cup of coffee and as soon as I starting going, I actually said "oh lordy" out loud so I guess I have to start touring retirement homes
July 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My bladder was about to burst this morning after my 3rd cup of coffee and as soon as I starting going, I actually said "oh lordy" out loud so I guess I have to start touring retirement homes
old dog: you young pups have it so easy, being pushed around in baby strollers. when I was a pup, we used to love walking, we'd even beg to go out for one
young dog: ok grandpa. let's get you to your dog bed now
young dog: ok grandpa. let's get you to your dog bed now
July 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
old dog: you young pups have it so easy, being pushed around in baby strollers. when I was a pup, we used to love walking, we'd even beg to go out for one
young dog: ok grandpa. let's get you to your dog bed now
young dog: ok grandpa. let's get you to your dog bed now
The Purge, but it’s a 12-hour period every July 5th when traumatized dogs and cats get to eat the faces of neighbors that set off fireworks the previous day
July 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The Purge, but it’s a 12-hour period every July 5th when traumatized dogs and cats get to eat the faces of neighbors that set off fireworks the previous day
I thought I was adopting a cat but it appears they gave me a bed hog
June 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I thought I was adopting a cat but it appears they gave me a bed hog
Guys if you ever have problems getting it up in a new relationship just say you’re playing not hard to get
June 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Guys if you ever have problems getting it up in a new relationship just say you’re playing not hard to get
Behold Zooey's awesome camouflage skills. Nature is incredible
June 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Behold Zooey's awesome camouflage skills. Nature is incredible
Here's a tip I've found useful and it seems to work for all men, regardless of race or ethnicity: just don't be a creep
May 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Here's a tip I've found useful and it seems to work for all men, regardless of race or ethnicity: just don't be a creep
Whenever I have to pause a Youtube video to leave the room, Google throws an extra ad in as a tariff when I resume watching
May 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Whenever I have to pause a Youtube video to leave the room, Google throws an extra ad in as a tariff when I resume watching
Just found out the Federally funded sleep study I enrolled in was canceled because the participants are too woke
May 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just found out the Federally funded sleep study I enrolled in was canceled because the participants are too woke
"Good morning to everyone but me" - unknown narcissist
May 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Good morning to everyone but me" - unknown narcissist
It'd be nice if every Dem elected official was online, on pods, traditional news, asking why the 1%, who have seen their net worth skyrocket in recent years while everyone else's has stagnated, will not only NOT have to make due with less but will in fact be getting a raise under this administration
May 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It'd be nice if every Dem elected official was online, on pods, traditional news, asking why the 1%, who have seen their net worth skyrocket in recent years while everyone else's has stagnated, will not only NOT have to make due with less but will in fact be getting a raise under this administration