｟ 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑭𝑼𝑵𝑲𝒀. ｠
@funkadelixxx.bsky.social
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｟ 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑭𝑼𝑵𝑲𝒀. ｠
@funkadelixxx.bsky.social
· May 15
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝑺𝑶𝑭𝑻 𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑲, 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑫
ㅤㅤㅤ 𝑰 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑵𝑬𝑪𝑲 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝑺𝑶𝑭𝑻 𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑲, 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑫
ㅤㅤㅤ 𝑰 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑵𝑬𝑪𝑲 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ
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November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Slimy thief of treasure, wallets and hearts alike.
[ #LEWDRP ]
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Slimy thief of treasure, wallets and hearts alike.
[ #LEWDRP ]
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November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Slimy thief of treasure, wallets and hearts alike.
[ #LEWDRP ]
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Slimy thief of treasure, wallets and hearts alike.
[ #LEWDRP ]
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dap me up right now.
this year i'm, um. thankful for r-recklessly touchy women that'll squeeze me against 'em w-without, uh, thinking twice. and also f-for those orange-flavored chocolates.
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
dap me up right now.
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how bro must feel rn
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how bro must feel rn
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a close up of a fist with water coming out of it in a cartoon .
ALT: a close up of a fist with water coming out of it in a cartoon .
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November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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how bro must feel rn
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how bro must feel rn
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in retrospect, i ain't busted a single nut.
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in retrospect, i ain't busted a single nut.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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in retrospect, i ain't busted a single nut.
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in retrospect, i ain't busted a single nut.
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Reposted by ｟ 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑭𝑼𝑵𝑲𝒀. ｠
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑰'𝑴 𝑭𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑯𝑴𝑼𝑪𝑲. . .
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑰'𝑴 𝑭𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑯𝑴𝑼𝑪𝑲. . .
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November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑰'𝑴 𝑭𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑯𝑴𝑼𝑪𝑲. . .
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑰'𝑴 𝑭𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑯𝑴𝑼𝑪𝑲. . .
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dude... fuck yes.
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dude... fuck yes.
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...right, i've been so busy with other stuff that i haven't done anything here in a while.
uh. hi, my ass is fat and it shakes when i walk? i'unno, i'm rusty.
uh. hi, my ass is fat and it shakes when i walk? i'unno, i'm rusty.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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dude... fuck yes.
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dude... fuck yes.
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( yaaaaawn... )
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( yaaaaawn... )
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November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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( yaaaaawn... )
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( yaaaaawn... )
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gooooood evening vietnam or whatever they say
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gooooood evening vietnam or whatever they say
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November 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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gooooood evening vietnam or whatever they say
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gooooood evening vietnam or whatever they say
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type shiiiii
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November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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i do like the day where everyone makes a fuck-ton of food though...
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i do like the day where everyone makes a fuck-ton of food though...
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November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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i do like the day where everyone makes a fuck-ton of food though...
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i do like the day where everyone makes a fuck-ton of food though...
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no, no. it doesn't bode poorly for /me./
it bodes poorly for whoever gets my dick wet first.
because i'm talkin' NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER, BABY!
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no, no. it doesn't bode poorly for /me./
it bodes poorly for whoever gets my dick wet first.
because i'm talkin' NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER, BABY!
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November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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no, no. it doesn't bode poorly for /me./
it bodes poorly for whoever gets my dick wet first.
because i'm talkin' NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER, BABY!
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no, no. it doesn't bode poorly for /me./
it bodes poorly for whoever gets my dick wet first.
because i'm talkin' NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER, BABY!
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man. it's /that/ month.
. . . this bodes poorly.
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man. it's /that/ month.
. . . this bodes poorly.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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man. it's /that/ month.
. . . this bodes poorly.
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man. it's /that/ month.
. . . this bodes poorly.
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ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏ㅤ𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅ㅤ𝒊𝒏ㅤ𝒐𝒖𝒓ㅤ𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔ㅤ.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆ㅤ&ㅤ𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆ㅤ𝒂𝒓𝒆ㅤ
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ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏ㅤ𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅ㅤ𝒊𝒏ㅤ𝒐𝒖𝒓ㅤ𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔ㅤ.
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October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆ㅤ&ㅤ𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆ㅤ𝒂𝒓𝒆ㅤ
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ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏ㅤ𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅ㅤ𝒊𝒏ㅤ𝒐𝒖𝒓ㅤ𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔ㅤ.
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ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏ㅤ𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅ㅤ𝒊𝒏ㅤ𝒐𝒖𝒓ㅤ𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔ㅤ.
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i can no longer pretend. i need me some oiled up big booties bouncing on my lap right now
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i can no longer pretend. i need me some oiled up big booties bouncing on my lap right now
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i bet you'd love to find out, wouldn't you?
( he inches a little closer, but not so much so that he intrudes on her general bubble of space she's established-- just close enough that she can hear his hand working its way up and down that thick, girthy shaft,
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i bet you'd love to find out, wouldn't you?
( he inches a little closer, but not so much so that he intrudes on her general bubble of space she's established-- just close enough that she can hear his hand working its way up and down that thick, girthy shaft,
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" I bet it is... look at how big and thick it is... "
She was staring, biting her lip a bit.
" I cant imagine what you would even do to me with that... "
She was staring, biting her lip a bit.
" I cant imagine what you would even do to me with that... "
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t' be honest, i've never just... "tugged" in front of a girl before.
it's pretty fuckin' hot, now that i'm actually doing it... and hearing you say you're impressed is really exciting.
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t' be honest, i've never just... "tugged" in front of a girl before.
it's pretty fuckin' hot, now that i'm actually doing it... and hearing you say you're impressed is really exciting.
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October 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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i bet you'd love to find out, wouldn't you?
( he inches a little closer, but not so much so that he intrudes on her general bubble of space she's established-- just close enough that she can hear his hand working its way up and down that thick, girthy shaft,
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i bet you'd love to find out, wouldn't you?
( he inches a little closer, but not so much so that he intrudes on her general bubble of space she's established-- just close enough that she can hear his hand working its way up and down that thick, girthy shaft,
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t' be honest, i've never just... "tugged" in front of a girl before.
it's pretty fuckin' hot, now that i'm actually doing it... and hearing you say you're impressed is really exciting.
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t' be honest, i've never just... "tugged" in front of a girl before.
it's pretty fuckin' hot, now that i'm actually doing it... and hearing you say you're impressed is really exciting.
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" Mmm... impressive... "
She said as she tilted her head a bit and watched intently.
" So excited for what? For me? "
She said as she tilted her head a bit and watched intently.
" So excited for what? For me? "
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if it's a show she wants... then it's a show she'll get.
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if it's a show she wants... then it's a show she'll get.
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October 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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t' be honest, i've never just... "tugged" in front of a girl before.
it's pretty fuckin' hot, now that i'm actually doing it... and hearing you say you're impressed is really exciting.
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t' be honest, i've never just... "tugged" in front of a girl before.
it's pretty fuckin' hot, now that i'm actually doing it... and hearing you say you're impressed is really exciting.
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if it's a show she wants... then it's a show she'll get.
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if it's a show she wants... then it's a show she'll get.
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October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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if it's a show she wants... then it's a show she'll get.
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if it's a show she wants... then it's a show she'll get.
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i can do that if you think i'm cute enough to do it?
Is it too much to ask for a cute boy to give himself a little tug while I watch...?
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i can do that if you think i'm cute enough to do it?
Reposted by ｟ 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑭𝑼𝑵𝑲𝒀. ｠
October 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM