For those of you who don’t see my fb posts. Do not climb over three chairs at a venue because the chair will fold, you will fall, trapping your leg between the chair and you will smash your shoulder on the chair in front and wee a little. Collective oooofff from the folks around me.

I don’t feel like enough people appreciated my shirt from 1989, so I’m going to post it here and not have anyone see it either.

Do your husbands bite their Popsicles or just @hoodjamphan.bsky.social?

Everything sucks and I hate it. I desperately want to snuggle with a cute pack of wolves. Please.

Someone buy this book for me please. I’m so tired.

It’s today.

Did you guys see skut/Cotter playing the drums for goose? When did that start happening?

For shits sake, we have needed this rain so badly… we’ve been on fire here. But also, ew it’s rainy, and my hair is frizzy, and my jean bottoms got wet, and I want it to stop raining and be sunny again. 😵‍💫 meep mop

I miss Mondegreen. And the world before November. And summer. But not mosquitos. @hoodjamphan.bsky.social

It’s been a week and I’m still so freakin angry at this country. Really all I can handle are pictures of your pets and pretty landscape pictures. Kthanks