Fungus Patrol
@funguspatrol.bsky.social
Patrolling fungi since 1748.
December 3, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The Fungus Patrol is happy to announce that our award-winning music CD, "Songs to Decompose to", is back in stock just in time for the holiday season!
If you're interested in purchasing, please contact your local branch of the Fungus Patrol, most public libraries have one of our agents on staff!
If you're interested in purchasing, please contact your local branch of the Fungus Patrol, most public libraries have one of our agents on staff!
October 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
The Fungus Patrol is happy to announce that our award-winning music CD, "Songs to Decompose to", is back in stock just in time for the holiday season!
If you're interested in purchasing, please contact your local branch of the Fungus Patrol, most public libraries have one of our agents on staff!
If you're interested in purchasing, please contact your local branch of the Fungus Patrol, most public libraries have one of our agents on staff!
After a two year investigation, the Fungus Patrol can confirm that despite previous reports, there is currently no organized crime activity among mushroom colonies in #Yosemite National Park.
October 23, 2024 at 7:36 PM
After a two year investigation, the Fungus Patrol can confirm that despite previous reports, there is currently no organized crime activity among mushroom colonies in #Yosemite National Park.
"All my art has been inspired by fungi, if it wasn't for that delightful mushroom in my shower shaped like a Bart, I never would have created The Simpsons." -Matt Groening
#fungusquotes
#fungusquotes
October 22, 2024 at 8:09 PM
"All my art has been inspired by fungi, if it wasn't for that delightful mushroom in my shower shaped like a Bart, I never would have created The Simpsons." -Matt Groening
#fungusquotes
#fungusquotes
Fungus advisory: a mushroom has been sighted at 48°51'35.8"N 2°17'42.5"E. Identification and assessment pending. Please do not attempt to communicate with the mushroom until further notice.
October 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Fungus advisory: a mushroom has been sighted at 48°51'35.8"N 2°17'42.5"E. Identification and assessment pending. Please do not attempt to communicate with the mushroom until further notice.