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Hi! If you've stumbled onto this account randomly, just know that it's no longer active. I most likely am not posting anymore. It was just something for me to try out during winter vacation. I don't regret it, but social media is not really my thing.
Hi! If you've stumbled onto this account randomly, just know that it's no longer active. I most likely am not posting anymore. It was just something for me to try out during winter vacation. I don't regret it, but social media is not really my thing.
February 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hi! If you've stumbled onto this account randomly, just know that it's no longer active. I most likely am not posting anymore. It was just something for me to try out during winter vacation. I don't regret it, but social media is not really my thing.
Me: Darling, to show how much I love you, I am going to play you 'Hotel California'.
Her: Oh my goodness, that's my favourite song, thank you!
Don Henley, just out of sight, loading up his sniper rifle and pointing it toward me: *breathes heavily*
Her: Oh my goodness, that's my favourite song, thank you!
Don Henley, just out of sight, loading up his sniper rifle and pointing it toward me: *breathes heavily*
January 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me: Darling, to show how much I love you, I am going to play you 'Hotel California'.
Her: Oh my goodness, that's my favourite song, thank you!
Don Henley, just out of sight, loading up his sniper rifle and pointing it toward me: *breathes heavily*
Her: Oh my goodness, that's my favourite song, thank you!
Don Henley, just out of sight, loading up his sniper rifle and pointing it toward me: *breathes heavily*
The only consistent things in life are death and taxes. Well, that and female vocal trance music.
January 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The only consistent things in life are death and taxes. Well, that and female vocal trance music.
My brain is a piano and it's all tuned wrong.
January 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
My brain is a piano and it's all tuned wrong.
Sappy New Year!
December 31, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Sappy New Year!
Go Go Gadget emasculator! *hand turns into a buzzsaw*
December 31, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Go Go Gadget emasculator! *hand turns into a buzzsaw*
Me: *breathes near a girl*
My parents:
My parents:
a man in a bishop 's hat is saying mawwiage in front of a stained glass window .
ALT: a man in a bishop 's hat is saying mawwiage in front of a stained glass window .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Me: *breathes near a girl*
My parents:
My parents:
Years of art school have cursed me to never be able to draw in a more cartoony style again. I tried to draw a stick figure and I ended up with the Vitruvian Man.
December 30, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Years of art school have cursed me to never be able to draw in a more cartoony style again. I tried to draw a stick figure and I ended up with the Vitruvian Man.
Those who think themselves as geniuses happen to be fools.
Those who think themselves as fools happen to be geniuses.
Those who call themselves fools so they could be seen as geniuses by others are bastards and deserve to burn in hell.
Those who think themselves as fools happen to be geniuses.
Those who call themselves fools so they could be seen as geniuses by others are bastards and deserve to burn in hell.
December 30, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Those who think themselves as geniuses happen to be fools.
Those who think themselves as fools happen to be geniuses.
Those who call themselves fools so they could be seen as geniuses by others are bastards and deserve to burn in hell.
Those who think themselves as fools happen to be geniuses.
Those who call themselves fools so they could be seen as geniuses by others are bastards and deserve to burn in hell.
I'd like to travel back in time and bring all the science fiction writers of the past and bring them here to see what has become of AI. The look of dissapointment on their faces will be priceless.
December 28, 2024 at 7:27 AM
I'd like to travel back in time and bring all the science fiction writers of the past and bring them here to see what has become of AI. The look of dissapointment on their faces will be priceless.
Whenever I hear the word "magick", I keep pronouncing it as "magic-kay".
December 28, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Whenever I hear the word "magick", I keep pronouncing it as "magic-kay".
"Thank you, good sir! How can we ever repay you?"
"Don't thank me! Thank my saviour complex!"
"Don't thank me! Thank my saviour complex!"
December 28, 2024 at 6:43 AM
"Thank you, good sir! How can we ever repay you?"
"Don't thank me! Thank my saviour complex!"
"Don't thank me! Thank my saviour complex!"
TAKE THAT BACK OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE WITH YOUR HEAD STILL ATTACHED AND I WILL SWING IT AROUND LIKE IN PREDATOR 2 BUT THE HEAD WILL THEN DISCONNECT AND SPLAT AGAINST THE WALL AND THE SPINE WILL HIT ME IN THE FACE AND I WILL CRY REALLY LOUDLY AS SITCOM CREDITS ROLL.
December 27, 2024 at 6:23 AM
TAKE THAT BACK OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE WITH YOUR HEAD STILL ATTACHED AND I WILL SWING IT AROUND LIKE IN PREDATOR 2 BUT THE HEAD WILL THEN DISCONNECT AND SPLAT AGAINST THE WALL AND THE SPINE WILL HIT ME IN THE FACE AND I WILL CRY REALLY LOUDLY AS SITCOM CREDITS ROLL.
Have a very merry holly jolly E. coli infection!
December 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Have a very merry holly jolly E. coli infection!
Christmas Eve at times is just Black Friday: Part 2.
December 24, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Christmas Eve at times is just Black Friday: Part 2.
People for a long time have accused me of favouritism towards my oldest daughter, Angel. I assure you, that is false. I show equal amounts of love towards my other daughters, Dissapointment, Failed-miscarriage and Robert.
December 24, 2024 at 7:01 AM
People for a long time have accused me of favouritism towards my oldest daughter, Angel. I assure you, that is false. I show equal amounts of love towards my other daughters, Dissapointment, Failed-miscarriage and Robert.
Hello, I'm John Comedy and I'm not just here to make you laugh. I'm also here to make you think more deeply about the society we live in. I want you to to ask questions that the liberal media does not want to answer, such as "Why is my coffee order always late?", and "How is sex real?"
December 24, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Hello, I'm John Comedy and I'm not just here to make you laugh. I'm also here to make you think more deeply about the society we live in. I want you to to ask questions that the liberal media does not want to answer, such as "Why is my coffee order always late?", and "How is sex real?"
Okay, class, our next lesson is about the Russian revolution! If any of you dare to make a "Ra-Ra-Rasputin" joke, you will be getting a frontal lobotomy!
December 23, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Okay, class, our next lesson is about the Russian revolution! If any of you dare to make a "Ra-Ra-Rasputin" joke, you will be getting a frontal lobotomy!
I keep misreading my own profile name as fuckingnight instead of fungiknight.
December 22, 2024 at 9:49 AM
I keep misreading my own profile name as fuckingnight instead of fungiknight.
Sir, you have to get off the karaoke machine. You have been singing "Such a Shame" by Talk Talk for 12 hours. Everyone has now gone deaf.
December 22, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Sir, you have to get off the karaoke machine. You have been singing "Such a Shame" by Talk Talk for 12 hours. Everyone has now gone deaf.
Every single problem in 1984 could have been solved if Winston and O'Brien just fucked.
December 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Every single problem in 1984 could have been solved if Winston and O'Brien just fucked.
It's been 20 years since the premiere of British comedy film "Fat Slags" (2004) and 20 years since every single government on Earth decided to nuke the UK in retaliation.
December 21, 2024 at 11:01 AM
It's been 20 years since the premiere of British comedy film "Fat Slags" (2004) and 20 years since every single government on Earth decided to nuke the UK in retaliation.
I know it's a controversial opinion, but I've got to say it, because the truth has to come out- I don't believe in those made-up mythical creatures called "voice actors".
December 21, 2024 at 9:24 AM
I know it's a controversial opinion, but I've got to say it, because the truth has to come out- I don't believe in those made-up mythical creatures called "voice actors".