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fulmerford.com
Juan Martinez
@fulmerford.com
Author, dad, professor, doodler, loafer

https://www.fulmerford.com
to clarify: this is me reading *your* poetry
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the strange sea creature that stole your iPhone & is now killing it at Wordle.
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
this is me reading poetry
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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The house is inelegant. The lawyer is incorrigible. All the girl wants is a box of matches.
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
(🐄)
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is an interstellar cattle-transport ship.
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
IT IS NOT A CRIME TO PARTY IN ZAROFF’S ISLAND
IT’S NOT A CRIME TO PARTY ON THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
the grass people from Sunday’s Benito Bowl (left), the rumita of Italy (right)
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
IT’S NOT A CRIME TO PARTY ON THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Help my friend @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social if you can.
Once again, if anyone knows of any remote full-time, part-time, or freelance jobs, I would be extremely grateful.

I have nearly two decades of writing and editing experience, focused SEO experience, and a decade of teaching experience.
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
actually I *do* know who needs to hear this
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Megyn Kelly trying to make Super Bowl meatloaf happen.
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a debate club.
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
the first thing I thought of was the @tmbg.bsky.social Lincoln album cover.
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a cold front.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
just heard this one dude tell the sad eyed lady of the lowlands to smile and she freaking knifed him 😳
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
totally unrelated but this remarkable AoI episode encapsulates everything I love about selfhood, self-presentation, & the odd issues around fashion & material culture (w bonus creepy dolls): 99percentinvisible.org/episode/a-fa...
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
did anyone else as a teenager think that all you needed was a really cool London Fog beige trench coat to solve all your fashion problems or were you normal?
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Thank you so much again to everyone who has donated or shared the GoFundMe! It has been so heart-filling seeing the care and kindness for our family. (1/?)
Donate to We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild., organized by Chloe Clark
On January 24th, our childhood home burned down. Our parents lost 50… Chloe Clark needs your support for We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild.
gofund.me
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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The Guardian has a rough outline of what the Tulsi whistleblower complaint is about: NSA found someone close to Trump in contact with foreign intelligence, and rather than doing something about that, Tulsi brought the report to Susie Wiles.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
tag yourself
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The Colombian team being just one athlete but bringing like 7 friends along is very on brand for Colombia
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
hey you all they said not to boo
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
serious q: this year should I re-read

(a) Robertson Davies’s Deptford & Cornish trilogies

or

(b) all of Charles Portis
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I know it’s bleak midwinter February but it’s never too early to start planning your summer garden
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM