maidmoder
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she/it // 👁 ❌ // 0.0000001% of maiddelism has been built //
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casually and affectionately refers to someone as my rapist
January 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
casually and affectionately refers to someone as my rapist
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a big part of being in your late 20s & early 30s is fostering a circle of friends you can have casual unprotected sex with
May 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
a big part of being in your late 20s & early 30s is fostering a circle of friends you can have casual unprotected sex with
sister fell asleep on top of me but before she fell asleep she said "youre my plushie now" when shes awake she laughs at how weak i am. she has intentionally trapped me under the rubble that is her thighs. im still waiting for emergency services to arrive
February 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
sister fell asleep on top of me but before she fell asleep she said "youre my plushie now" when shes awake she laughs at how weak i am. she has intentionally trapped me under the rubble that is her thighs. im still waiting for emergency services to arrive
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if I had horns or even antlers I'd be unstoppable
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
if I had horns or even antlers I'd be unstoppable
this is my only social media that will remain unLelanded because quite frankly I don't respect it enough
February 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
this is my only social media that will remain unLelanded because quite frankly I don't respect it enough
am I allowed to post gay porn here too or nah
January 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
am I allowed to post gay porn here too or nah
BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order to permit new Neuralink "nanomachines" be added to existing vaccines. The nanomachines were rejected multiple times by the FDA in April 2026
January 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order to permit new Neuralink "nanomachines" be added to existing vaccines. The nanomachines were rejected multiple times by the FDA in April 2026
im on that good cushion mattress yall
I got some bad blankets I can call
I got some bad blankets I can call
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
im on that good cushion mattress yall
I got some bad blankets I can call
I got some bad blankets I can call
aw geez Mr. Shark i dont think we're gonna be able to discord kitten our way through this one
January 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
aw geez Mr. Shark i dont think we're gonna be able to discord kitten our way through this one
man if I had known it was nazis time I would've stayed in the other hemisphere fuck me
January 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
man if I had known it was nazis time I would've stayed in the other hemisphere fuck me
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casual reminder that i gave my ikea shark bottom surgery 🦈🏳️⚧️💕
January 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
casual reminder that i gave my ikea shark bottom surgery 🦈🏳️⚧️💕
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a maid is a type of girl who isn't real and doesn't exist
January 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
a maid is a type of girl who isn't real and doesn't exist
piss maid. maid who serves piss. maid with bujlt in piss dispenser
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
piss maid. maid who serves piss. maid with bujlt in piss dispenser
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(talking to my tboy husband) hey babe 👋😁 remember, if you take a shower I'll kill my self!
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(talking to my tboy husband) hey babe 👋😁 remember, if you take a shower I'll kill my self!
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people get mad about ageplay bcause they hate trans ppl. they dont want trans ppl to feel any sense of love or acceptance from the day we r born til the day we die. it upsets the grand plan of cisheteronormalcy for us to provide familial care for one another. be radical, lil baby
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
people get mad about ageplay bcause they hate trans ppl. they dont want trans ppl to feel any sense of love or acceptance from the day we r born til the day we die. it upsets the grand plan of cisheteronormalcy for us to provide familial care for one another. be radical, lil baby
smoking the joint that makes you smoke weed
January 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
smoking the joint that makes you smoke weed
smoking the weed that makes you a maid. don't feel anything yet
January 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
smoking the weed that makes you a maid. don't feel anything yet
smoking that misanthropic pack
January 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
smoking that misanthropic pack
vyvanse and cold brew got me acting like Leeland
January 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
vyvanse and cold brew got me acting like Leeland
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I have a pair of friends who are sisters and witches and whenever I see them, I feel like this
January 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I have a pair of friends who are sisters and witches and whenever I see them, I feel like this
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Never underestimate what "Dinner" can does to a person.
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Never underestimate what "Dinner" can does to a person.
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sharing erection data with your son is good for your longterm health and a good bonding activity
having a normal one over on Twitter
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
sharing erection data with your son is good for your longterm health and a good bonding activity
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maids are a form of higher evolved being that can survive off of coffee and cigarettes alone
January 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
maids are a form of higher evolved being that can survive off of coffee and cigarettes alone