Alcoholic Werewolf
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Satire maybe | Ironic Wolf Kin | Hella T word coded | BPD and Daddy issues | Rabiosexual | Terrible Artist | Professional Alcoholic | At the local Burger Queen | Bastard Child of an Australian fuck 40/30
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Bitches will be like, "frotting at the breakcore show Bridget catgirl yuri Grindr weed boner pills little sister not incest T4T physical media weeb bottom puppygirl pee drinker"
Like thats cool and all but I push a girl down some stairs causing her to lose our butt baby and suddenly Im problematic
Like thats cool and all but I push a girl down some stairs causing her to lose our butt baby and suddenly Im problematic
Personally I'd be up for sending every puppygirl to PETA, they have the best track record with taking care of dogs.
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Personally I'd be up for sending every puppygirl to PETA, they have the best track record with taking care of dogs.
It has been one year since I gave up on the plan to kill myself in front of a woman who ruined my life, it's funny how people will be really horrible to you and treat you like shit, not realizing all their personal info is on the Internet for anyone to look up. I still want to punch her in the face.
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
It has been one year since I gave up on the plan to kill myself in front of a woman who ruined my life, it's funny how people will be really horrible to you and treat you like shit, not realizing all their personal info is on the Internet for anyone to look up. I still want to punch her in the face.
Society moment
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Society moment
If I saw chatgpt on the street id gun it down like it was 2pac and I was paid by Diddy except I'd do that shit for free
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If I saw chatgpt on the street id gun it down like it was 2pac and I was paid by Diddy except I'd do that shit for free
Life hack: If you are concerned about being overweight, just develop an eating disorder and you'll be underweight for life.
December 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Life hack: If you are concerned about being overweight, just develop an eating disorder and you'll be underweight for life.
Back in my day people didn't waste time arguing about what was praxis on the Internet, people just blew things up and called it a day.
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Back in my day people didn't waste time arguing about what was praxis on the Internet, people just blew things up and called it a day.
New movie idea: The Soyjak that couldn't Soy React. Netflix should give me some of that black mirror money to make this absolute piece of cinema.
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
New movie idea: The Soyjak that couldn't Soy React. Netflix should give me some of that black mirror money to make this absolute piece of cinema.
Grindr is the worst, like why, why fuck would anyone just put up with being sent nonstop dick pics just for some 4/10 to cringe post in the DMs and not even have to nuts to even respond to a message after they messaged first, I wish someone would REDACTED at Grindr HQ.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Grindr is the worst, like why, why fuck would anyone just put up with being sent nonstop dick pics just for some 4/10 to cringe post in the DMs and not even have to nuts to even respond to a message after they messaged first, I wish someone would REDACTED at Grindr HQ.
Cone ichi waa my fellow my crackers
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Cone ichi waa my fellow my crackers
What if counterculture was just culture and nothing you did would ever matter in the grand scope of things, it really activates the almonds to think about.
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What if counterculture was just culture and nothing you did would ever matter in the grand scope of things, it really activates the almonds to think about.
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sorry large transfem Bluesky account, if I wanted to see boring Le Epic Dunks on obvious bad faith troll bullshit I'd just talk to my Dad about whatever late night show he watched recently
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
sorry large transfem Bluesky account, if I wanted to see boring Le Epic Dunks on obvious bad faith troll bullshit I'd just talk to my Dad about whatever late night show he watched recently
Helpful holiday tip: To get into the holiday spirit grind up some candy canes and smoke them using a crack pipe.
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Helpful holiday tip: To get into the holiday spirit grind up some candy canes and smoke them using a crack pipe.
I put a Mongolian Death Curse on Jojo Siwa at Mall of America today.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I put a Mongolian Death Curse on Jojo Siwa at Mall of America today.
CD Mom or Femboy Dad
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
CD Mom or Femboy Dad
The three things I hate in this world are: people, places, and things.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The three things I hate in this world are: people, places, and things.
Seeing femtanyl live was probably the worst experience I've had so far, I think I'm fine just never seeing another trans artist live.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Seeing femtanyl live was probably the worst experience I've had so far, I think I'm fine just never seeing another trans artist live.
What if the CIA gave fentanyl to all the rats in America, would this solve everything, I need to know. I think they should mix red 40 with fent and call it red fenty, the two poison combo would really decrease the rat population.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
What if the CIA gave fentanyl to all the rats in America, would this solve everything, I need to know. I think they should mix red 40 with fent and call it red fenty, the two poison combo would really decrease the rat population.
Primus was on to something when they said "Too many puppies" the way I open this app and see wayy too many puppies, I hate this app sometimes.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Primus was on to something when they said "Too many puppies" the way I open this app and see wayy too many puppies, I hate this app sometimes.
Bitches these days don't even know that Charlie Scene has a weenie that he loves to show, how could they not know, it's too fucked up for me to think about.
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Bitches these days don't even know that Charlie Scene has a weenie that he loves to show, how could they not know, it's too fucked up for me to think about.
>Go on Rule34
>See tag "Futa Sans Pussy"
TFW Futa Sans Pussy
TFW when I realize that I am the Futa Sans Pussy
>See tag "Futa Sans Pussy"
TFW Futa Sans Pussy
TFW when I realize that I am the Futa Sans Pussy
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
>Go on Rule34
>See tag "Futa Sans Pussy"
TFW Futa Sans Pussy
TFW when I realize that I am the Futa Sans Pussy
>See tag "Futa Sans Pussy"
TFW Futa Sans Pussy
TFW when I realize that I am the Futa Sans Pussy
I wish they would legalize cannibalism, this is not a joke. I think that you should be able to keep at least two vegans for food, grass fed meat is the best.
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I wish they would legalize cannibalism, this is not a joke. I think that you should be able to keep at least two vegans for food, grass fed meat is the best.
I see bitches on here say they like gore, I really feel like none of these bitches have ever seen a real corpse nor felt the coldness of their skin, or the strange gurgle they make when you are trying to do CPR on them. I think most of these people would just vomit at the smell.
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I see bitches on here say they like gore, I really feel like none of these bitches have ever seen a real corpse nor felt the coldness of their skin, or the strange gurgle they make when you are trying to do CPR on them. I think most of these people would just vomit at the smell.
As a white person I find it funny to call other white people crackers, especially upper middle-class white people.
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
As a white person I find it funny to call other white people crackers, especially upper middle-class white people.
I cannot relate to a trans person born after the year 2000, like fuck I don't think they could relate to being beat with a hockey stick and and called a faggot.
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I cannot relate to a trans person born after the year 2000, like fuck I don't think they could relate to being beat with a hockey stick and and called a faggot.
Is it fraud if I type a random 4 digit number for the social security age verification or create a fake id with a pirated version of Photoshop, big brother won't get me
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is it fraud if I type a random 4 digit number for the social security age verification or create a fake id with a pirated version of Photoshop, big brother won't get me