FTJM Reptiles 🇨🇦
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FTJM Reptiles 🇨🇦
@ftjmagicreptiles.bsky.social
🦎🐍 🐦 🕷️ just a Canadian exotics keeper, with a dream of helping all exotics in Ontario
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Got a dog.
September 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Morning gorgeous (nevermind the shed in the hide, that's the "to-do" list today lol
July 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When you ask your Local MP hopeful if CPC has a plan or if the plan is just to shout slogans and lie about security clearance implications, and this is his response;

Not impressed MP Lemieux.
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Oh look, Luke is so HOPPY about the snow!

Don't hate me!
February 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
January 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Monkey D. Luffy needs to come out and save us from the celestial dragon problem and take down the world government
January 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
At FTJM, we love all animals. Even this animal I've renamed Satan. (Her name is Lilly)
January 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Does it need context?
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but if she has a baby, but loves reptiles, she's a keeper anyways! My bonus is that his tool biodad has been completely disappeared the 3.5 years I've been around, but being a dad & sharing my loves with my kid has been great :)
December 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
So, I love all animals. I really do, but there is a 75% chance I don't like your cat, and it doesn't like me either. Flip side, there's a 75% chance your "really mean" dog is sucking up to me for attention within 10 minutes of meeting me.

Anyways, here's a 25%er cat, Autumn.
December 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Good morning! This is an example of cryptic Basking. There's no REAL reason for this species to enjoy UvB exposure, but when provided with it, they will use it.
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Baby beardies shed in patches! This was my first (before I knew what I was doing) Iroh! (Also in the commissioned photo for this page [support local artists!!])
December 17, 2024 at 1:28 PM
"card for turn please? I don't have thumbs, and my digets are more pipe cleaners than toes"
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM
A fight is brewing, and I do not know whose odds I like better
December 8, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know Betty White LOVED giant snakes?
December 7, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Thatch really displays his best features here, his colors, Tail Stripe & Butterfly Headstamp are my favorite things of his, besides temperament.
December 6, 2024 at 8:36 PM
December 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Does anyone care to ask me grade 11 biology questions to prep for a Mid-term?
Subjects covered:
-Charles Darwin, Lyell, Cuvier & Lamarck
-Theory of evolution
-Meisois
-Gregor Mendel & his theories
-chromosomal disorders
-respiratory system
-digestive system
-circulatory system
-system disorders.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Card draw!
December 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Maximum stinkeye
December 5, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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The incoming prez is a Bible-hawkin’, guitar-sellin’ convicted felon and dirty old man. How did we get here from Abraham Lincoln? 🤣
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
"reanim8Or ?!?! I sayed dragin tribul!!!"
December 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Loves being at the bottom of the rack
December 3, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Getting a good angle on the dish!
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Lillith on a leg, just chillin
December 3, 2024 at 1:25 PM