Freddy Maldonado
@fryem.bsky.social
Love politics, will block whore bots immediately. I’ll add anyone I think might be genuine but if there’s no interaction, bye! Also I’m gay bitches, not interested.
Still working through these! Couple more months and the new ones are popping up! Better grind up the stored ones fast... Carnitas anyone?
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Still working through these! Couple more months and the new ones are popping up! Better grind up the stored ones fast... Carnitas anyone?
So I was always a bigger boy for as long as I can remember. Is it weird to be a tiny guy now and find it gross that I have hip bones, ribs and bony fingers? I'm eating as much as I want. Can I please put on some weight to hide this ugly shit?!
#dysmorphia #givemecalories
#dysmorphia #givemecalories
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
So I was always a bigger boy for as long as I can remember. Is it weird to be a tiny guy now and find it gross that I have hip bones, ribs and bony fingers? I'm eating as much as I want. Can I please put on some weight to hide this ugly shit?!
#dysmorphia #givemecalories
#dysmorphia #givemecalories
I didn't know #queereye was ending! Thanks ya'll, you've brought me out of some dark spots over the last 10 seasons! Best of luck to you in your careers going forward. Also, Antoni... give a bitch a call lmao!
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I didn't know #queereye was ending! Thanks ya'll, you've brought me out of some dark spots over the last 10 seasons! Best of luck to you in your careers going forward. Also, Antoni... give a bitch a call lmao!
Mastered taquitos after a few tries!
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Mastered taquitos after a few tries!
Can’t sleep. Sprained my boob giving my nephew a hug. How in the fuck?! Is this “old”?!
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Can’t sleep. Sprained my boob giving my nephew a hug. How in the fuck?! Is this “old”?!
Farmer Bob called which is weird in the middle of winter but his calls never go unanswered! He’s got a ton of diff seeds he wants me to try this summer. Dude knows what he’s doing so I’m looking forward to an amazing harvest this year!
#homegarden #farmersftw #freshproduce
#homegarden #farmersftw #freshproduce
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Farmer Bob called which is weird in the middle of winter but his calls never go unanswered! He’s got a ton of diff seeds he wants me to try this summer. Dude knows what he’s doing so I’m looking forward to an amazing harvest this year!
#homegarden #farmersftw #freshproduce
#homegarden #farmersftw #freshproduce
I was busy getting yelled at for using the words “fuck” and “god” in the same sentence by such a talented speaker that she managed to do a racism at the same time. Wtf is going on at my parents house?! I should have a talk with them once they’re done policing my language. Also, fuck god.
January 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I was busy getting yelled at for using the words “fuck” and “god” in the same sentence by such a talented speaker that she managed to do a racism at the same time. Wtf is going on at my parents house?! I should have a talk with them once they’re done policing my language. Also, fuck god.
Anyone else have to protect the public from their dad saying a racism? He doesn’t hate anyone, just has no filter lol
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Anyone else have to protect the public from their dad saying a racism? He doesn’t hate anyone, just has no filter lol
Ok, never make me start a post with "look bitch". But Look bitch. I asked for advice 6 mo ago cause you were the most cunt like. I knew you wouldn't lie. I appreciated and took your help to heart and got better. But you're a nurse, not psych. Get over your f-in self and mind yo g-d biz.
December 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ok, never make me start a post with "look bitch". But Look bitch. I asked for advice 6 mo ago cause you were the most cunt like. I knew you wouldn't lie. I appreciated and took your help to heart and got better. But you're a nurse, not psych. Get over your f-in self and mind yo g-d biz.
Was planning on making ceviche tomorrow. My garden said “BET”! It grew more cilantro on its own in this cold!
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Was planning on making ceviche tomorrow. My garden said “BET”! It grew more cilantro on its own in this cold!
3 diff doctors, 3 diff body types, 3 diff style of scrubs. Looking at their butts made my morning lmao.
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
3 diff doctors, 3 diff body types, 3 diff style of scrubs. Looking at their butts made my morning lmao.
My sad sad garden. Spring will be here again soon enough.
October 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My sad sad garden. Spring will be here again soon enough.
Went on that other site… they’re really going after @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ! Keep it up bud! The more they see you as a threat the better you’re doing!
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Went on that other site… they’re really going after @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ! Keep it up bud! The more they see you as a threat the better you’re doing!
I’ve always been kind to service staff. Major respect.
Apparently, my body language and face are showing what I’m not saying and it’s not kind.
My family says I’ve changed. I’d say feeling better after a 3 yr health battle Can do that.
Give me some fucking time to adjust. Casualties be damned.
Apparently, my body language and face are showing what I’m not saying and it’s not kind.
My family says I’ve changed. I’d say feeling better after a 3 yr health battle Can do that.
Give me some fucking time to adjust. Casualties be damned.
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I’ve always been kind to service staff. Major respect.
Apparently, my body language and face are showing what I’m not saying and it’s not kind.
My family says I’ve changed. I’d say feeling better after a 3 yr health battle Can do that.
Give me some fucking time to adjust. Casualties be damned.
Apparently, my body language and face are showing what I’m not saying and it’s not kind.
My family says I’ve changed. I’d say feeling better after a 3 yr health battle Can do that.
Give me some fucking time to adjust. Casualties be damned.
Awww farmer Matt is done for the year :(
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Awww farmer Matt is done for the year :(
Finally out the hospital after almost 3 weeks. Over all a pleasant experience after the first hospital. Once I realized what they can/not force me to do, and why they were doing all they were doing I was surprisingly ok. Still. Nice to wake up in my own bed!
September 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Finally out the hospital after almost 3 weeks. Over all a pleasant experience after the first hospital. Once I realized what they can/not force me to do, and why they were doing all they were doing I was surprisingly ok. Still. Nice to wake up in my own bed!
Doc says I should be happy I get 1800ml of water per day. Most people don’t drink that much. I’m used to that much before bfast. So fuck you, I’m rejecting your order until the diabetes team figures out the high sugar situation you caused.
September 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Doc says I should be happy I get 1800ml of water per day. Most people don’t drink that much. I’m used to that much before bfast. So fuck you, I’m rejecting your order until the diabetes team figures out the high sugar situation you caused.
I have a carb restriction of 75g per meal. Not once have I come close to hitting it. So when my sugar is 475, and all I want is my choky milk for bfast, you can afford to give me my insulin a little earlier. Not after the meal. Bitch. You don’t mess with a kids choky milk.
#diabetes
#diabetes
September 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have a carb restriction of 75g per meal. Not once have I come close to hitting it. So when my sugar is 475, and all I want is my choky milk for bfast, you can afford to give me my insulin a little earlier. Not after the meal. Bitch. You don’t mess with a kids choky milk.
#diabetes
#diabetes
lol still weak af and unintentionally already intimidating my doctors. Wait till I get stronger assholes. Y’all need someone to put you in your place.
September 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
lol still weak af and unintentionally already intimidating my doctors. Wait till I get stronger assholes. Y’all need someone to put you in your place.
So I don’t have cancer. Yet. I’ll still be spending the next few weeks in the hospital figuring this stuff out. At least I have a huge team of doctors I’m working with and I’m comfortable in this hospital!
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So I don’t have cancer. Yet. I’ll still be spending the next few weeks in the hospital figuring this stuff out. At least I have a huge team of doctors I’m working with and I’m comfortable in this hospital!
They weren’t kidding when they said they gave an executive room in the hospital. Just look at that view.
September 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They weren’t kidding when they said they gave an executive room in the hospital. Just look at that view.
@kerendith.bsky.social happy bday dear I hope you have an amazing day ahead of you!
September 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
@kerendith.bsky.social happy bday dear I hope you have an amazing day ahead of you!
Reposted by Freddy Maldonado
LADIES! NEED MONEY FOR RENT?
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Applications for my nonprofit’s Mother’s Day 365 housing relief program open for September on 9/7-9/13 at ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
LADIES! NEED MONEY FOR RENT?
Applications for my nonprofit’s Mother’s Day 365 housing relief program open for September on 9/7-9/13 at ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
Applications for my nonprofit’s Mother’s Day 365 housing relief program open for September on 9/7-9/13 at ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
2 says I’m the hospital. Results: swollen body, 25lbs weight increase, intestinal issues, Arms sore from blood draws, 5 gigantic bruises from IVs. Not to mention all the humiliation which I’ll explain later. Never again.
#shittyhospital #terriblehealthcare
#shittyhospital #terriblehealthcare
September 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
2 says I’m the hospital. Results: swollen body, 25lbs weight increase, intestinal issues, Arms sore from blood draws, 5 gigantic bruises from IVs. Not to mention all the humiliation which I’ll explain later. Never again.
#shittyhospital #terriblehealthcare
#shittyhospital #terriblehealthcare