han
@fruits.bsky.social
women light up the world that’s why it’s called broad daylight
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@fruits.bsky.social
· Jul 10
A really good sandwich will have you thinking of making positive life changes
Imagine people betting MONEY on YOU and you can’t do shit to stop them like can’t even sue or anything bc your “consent” is baked into the CBA 😭
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Imagine people betting MONEY on YOU and you can’t do shit to stop them like can’t even sue or anything bc your “consent” is baked into the CBA 😭
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Diva. 💅 Postcard from my collection, mailed 1916.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Diva. 💅 Postcard from my collection, mailed 1916.
Pic of all time ack
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Pic of all time ack
wasn't there a tweet that was like "amy adams: what if i painted big eyes"
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
wasn't there a tweet that was like "amy adams: what if i painted big eyes"
Why does this happen to him like 12 times a game
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Why does this happen to him like 12 times a game
Printing this out and putting it in my wallet those are my babies for real
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Printing this out and putting it in my wallet those are my babies for real
This is so nge to me... Shima-kun, get in the fucking relationship
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is so nge to me... Shima-kun, get in the fucking relationship
the implications of the new csm chapter... fujimoto you crazy bastard
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the implications of the new csm chapter... fujimoto you crazy bastard
I don’t know if this is genuinely funny or I’m just losing it but I’m in tears
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t know if this is genuinely funny or I’m just losing it but I’m in tears
I never rly got the point of shiny hunting in pokemon it just seems so tedious esp for lil guys who are uglier than their regular colouring. I’ve never seen a shiny in all my yrs playing (that im aware of lol). Playing plza rn tho I was like why not give it a shot and see if I can find shiny mawile
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I never rly got the point of shiny hunting in pokemon it just seems so tedious esp for lil guys who are uglier than their regular colouring. I’ve never seen a shiny in all my yrs playing (that im aware of lol). Playing plza rn tho I was like why not give it a shot and see if I can find shiny mawile
Me: looking at silly costumes will distract me from the jays’ ws loss
The humble Mundane Halloween thread:
The humble Mundane Halloween thread:
"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me: looking at silly costumes will distract me from the jays’ ws loss
The humble Mundane Halloween thread:
The humble Mundane Halloween thread:
Do you wanna come over and help me spoon the last of the soup out of this cast iron pot that’s too heavy for me to lift with one hand
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Do you wanna come over and help me spoon the last of the soup out of this cast iron pot that’s too heavy for me to lift with one hand
Maaaan. What a year. Anyway it’s gonna be both at once
Lodged ball vs not overturned call. Which will haunt my nightmares first
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Maaaan. What a year. Anyway it’s gonna be both at once
Vladdy really is everything like no matter what that’s mother
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Vladdy really is everything like no matter what that’s mother
Remember when I said Toronto sports is 85% pain.. well I forgot about the 10% misery
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Remember when I said Toronto sports is 85% pain.. well I forgot about the 10% misery
I made this like 6 innings ago
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I made this like 6 innings ago
Lodged ball vs not overturned call. Which will haunt my nightmares first
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Lodged ball vs not overturned call. Which will haunt my nightmares first
One thing Ernie Clement is gonna do is get on base OMGAND SCORE HELP MEEEEEEE
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
One thing Ernie Clement is gonna do is get on base OMGAND SCORE HELP MEEEEEEE
Woah??? Didn't he just come off IR like, this game?
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Woah??? Didn't he just come off IR like, this game?
WORLD SERIES BRAWL????? what the hell sure let's fucking GOOOOO
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
WORLD SERIES BRAWL????? what the hell sure let's fucking GOOOOO
bruh george is dying out there
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
bruh george is dying out there