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women light up the world that’s why it’s called broad daylight. @andveggies.bsky.social
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A really good sandwich will have you thinking of making positive life changes
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this is absolutely horrifying. we live in a deeply sick world led by spiritually bankrupt people
Jared Kushner presented a 'master plan' for Gaza at the Board of Peace event this morning. Slides included 'New Gaza' and 'New Rafah'.
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 PM
When did everything I own become maroon
January 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Save me new dogsred chapter.... new dogsred chapter save me
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Auston matthews care me
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Okay.... now kiss...
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
In the wake of heated rivalry I want all oomfs and oomfettes (gender neutral) to know that if you have any hockey questions you can come to ol uncle han! I sincerely love talking about the most mundane parts of hockey
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Scepters AND leafs got ot wins today….
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
WATTS YIPPEEEEE I LOVE YOU PDUB HOCKEY
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Sarah Nurse…..
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
My mom “I should watch at least one episode of Heated Rivalry… just to see what the fuss is all about” the boomers yearn to fujo out
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Pluribus is crazy because Carol is like wow i must be having the worst experience in the history of mankind… time to golf. And meanwhile Manousos is in nature’s own saw trap
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
That’s what they called me in high school
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
KYLE LOWRY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Hate remembering how much I love this team but yoww I love you mr. matthews
aura farming while the opposing fans flip you the bird

his name is Auston Matthews
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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AUSTON MATTHEWS 🚨

RIPPER!
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Not really rocking with pluribus
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Guy who might have a skull fracture from an injury sustained at work: Hey boss remember how that anvil fell on my head.. I’m ssssssiooooo sorry I don’t thivnk I can come in tomorrow… Maybe Wednesday Though! Will let you know asap!
Boss: (read ✅)
Boss (2 hours later): sounds good 👍
January 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
seething rn because i really want the ikea soy sauce fish dishes but they're already sold out because SOME people out there are addicted to CONSUMERISM. not me though, I want the soy sauce dishes in a harmonious and mindful way
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
friend who watched headed rivalry had no idea what they were getting themself into when they asked me about hockey… Tbf, what normal person could have foreseen 7 minute voice notes about contract disputes and free agency
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
mqn why is otr of the flame getting axed. shounen jump you have pissed me off once again.....
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Absolute cinema……..
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Been real into this typa character design lately..
eyepatch ✅ dangly earrings ✅ sleepy eyes ✅ dumb gay haircut ✅
December 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I made a second account to post some art stuff on (@andveggies.bsky.social) but i kind of think a second account doesn’t even make sense… Who knows!
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
need to change layout... watch this space
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Last night I had a dream I showed my sister fancy by twice and she called it "baby music for babies" and I woke up so mad
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM