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baller
@fructosecornsyrup.bsky.social
befriend me #plz
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Alternate universe

The best guy you know: yeah I though sybau class was really hard I preferred gym
the worst guy you know: yeah i though biology class was really hard i preferred physics
August 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just made this
August 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is what 300 characters looks like
Let me set the scene
You’re watching the 2004 SpongeBob movie
Squitdward confronts planktin about his evil plan Z
The helmets fall on all the citizens and patrons of bikini bottom as the antennas protrude vertically front their chum bucket bucket helmets
They all say “start digging in yo but twin”:)
July 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Let me set the scene
You’re watching the 2004 SpongeBob movie
Squitdward confronts planktin about his evil plan Z
The helmets fall on all the citizens and patrons of bikini bottom as the antennas protrude vertically front their chum bucket bucket helmets
They all say “start digging in yo but twin”:)
July 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Shout out Abdallahattarr. Idk where you came from but I appreciate the follow. We’re one step closer to world domination with this one
July 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just found out I’m chopped. And unc

I stole that from TikTok. It was not an original idea
July 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
juggbob hitalickpants
June 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
BREAKING

LGBTQIA+ community FURIOUS that EVIL RIZZLER is taking all their attention during pride month
June 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Good morning oomf
June 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
April 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think I finally have an oomf I can call my oomf #bless
April 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
April 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Those who knows: 😁😁😁
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They fired him
My job is gonna fire a guy and I’m gonna take his place but he’s a nice guy and I feel bad
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Our farter who shart in heaven
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I had this idea for a TikTok live. So there was these people that would run a distance up a hill if you sent a certain gift. The more expensive the gift the further they’d run.

What if we did that with an active volcano but you didn’t have to send anything and I’d jump inside for the fun of it
March 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My job is gonna fire a guy and I’m gonna take his place but he’s a nice guy and I feel bad
March 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Can we put this in a museum
i woke up at 10am... i shouldve woken up earlier. but theres no use worrying about what i couldve done.. instead i should worry about what i can do now. like killing myself
March 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
They followed me back
waiting for oomf to follow me back

i am kicking my feet in the air waiting :)
February 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
December 29, 2024 at 8:14 AM
December 29, 2024 at 8:14 AM
i forgor about this app
December 29, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Reposted by baller
i woke up at 10am... i shouldve woken up earlier. but theres no use worrying about what i couldve done.. instead i should worry about what i can do now. like killing myself
December 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
waiting for oomf to follow me back

i am kicking my feet in the air waiting :)
December 8, 2024 at 8:37 AM