i just got with the GAYest man ive ever seen, like you wouldnt even believe how GAY this man is. hes so GAY because he got with me, what a GAY...

p.s. dont tell him that i love him so much

I'm so gay rn. I just got with the most silliest funniest coolest most amazing lovely good looking good loving man in the world. Beat that socialists.

balls