Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar
@frontopup.bsky.social
They/Them. Pelor’s perfect idiot. Paddystinian-American. Anti-abundist. Protestants DNI ❌ y’all know where you belong ⬇️🔥🔥👹. Ultra Instinct Dark Dhoulmagus mode activated
If you want me to go get shot to make you feel better just say that. Saying “just go riot” context free is not a solution, it is what an FBI agent would say to try and entrap someone into committing a violent crime.
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
If you want me to go get shot to make you feel better just say that. Saying “just go riot” context free is not a solution, it is what an FBI agent would say to try and entrap someone into committing a violent crime.
I’d say you sound like a fed but they usually at least try to be subtle when they ask other people to do violence on their behalf
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I’d say you sound like a fed but they usually at least try to be subtle when they ask other people to do violence on their behalf
It’s one thing to have a private definition of war. It another thing for that definition to only apply if the country you are fighting is a similar size/ strength. Famously every big war in history was waged between evenly matched similar polities
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
It’s one thing to have a private definition of war. It another thing for that definition to only apply if the country you are fighting is a similar size/ strength. Famously every big war in history was waged between evenly matched similar polities
“Dangerfield voice” I get no respect, I go home I tell my wife I would like some pussy and she says “pawuse barksie buy a girl some kibble first”
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
“Dangerfield voice” I get no respect, I go home I tell my wife I would like some pussy and she says “pawuse barksie buy a girl some kibble first”
Well they certainly won’t cat walk you, they have the wrong ears on
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Well they certainly won’t cat walk you, they have the wrong ears on
Yeah it really is. To think you could make it a little better for all of us by ceasing but here you are, still alive
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Yeah it really is. To think you could make it a little better for all of us by ceasing but here you are, still alive
The world would be a better place without you in it
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The world would be a better place without you in it
With “friends” like this who needs enemies
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
With “friends” like this who needs enemies
If you or your loved one is in law enforcement I hope that death is prolonged and unpleasant for you
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If you or your loved one is in law enforcement I hope that death is prolonged and unpleasant for you
Sigma main… the path of the broken intellectual. I respect you and shed tears, for the path you walk is a steep one
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Sigma main… the path of the broken intellectual. I respect you and shed tears, for the path you walk is a steep one
As a general rule if a Greek god has turned you into something weird they aren’t doing you a favor much less protecting you
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
As a general rule if a Greek god has turned you into something weird they aren’t doing you a favor much less protecting you
If you believe that they want Greenland because China told them to get it you’re a giant bonehead
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
If you believe that they want Greenland because China told them to get it you’re a giant bonehead
You might even say that pointing at the very worst one and saying “well at least I’m not like that” is how imperialists let themselves off of the hook. We are absolutely horrid in most ways as a nation. A lot of nations who would be the hegemon if they could want to talk sweet suddenly
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
You might even say that pointing at the very worst one and saying “well at least I’m not like that” is how imperialists let themselves off of the hook. We are absolutely horrid in most ways as a nation. A lot of nations who would be the hegemon if they could want to talk sweet suddenly
I understand America is bad and I am amenable to criticism from some, but ngl my opinion of Europeans is so low if I hear it from them I start feeling like white Gaddafi
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I understand America is bad and I am amenable to criticism from some, but ngl my opinion of Europeans is so low if I hear it from them I start feeling like white Gaddafi
They love pretending like they aren’t just more polite Americans
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
They love pretending like they aren’t just more polite Americans
You do a pretty good job responding to and anticipating actual criticism. Perhaps even too much, but I understand why. All that to say, if you get actual criticism you deal with it commendably. You and everyone else don’t deserve all of this inward-facing firing squad shit.
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
You do a pretty good job responding to and anticipating actual criticism. Perhaps even too much, but I understand why. All that to say, if you get actual criticism you deal with it commendably. You and everyone else don’t deserve all of this inward-facing firing squad shit.
Isn’t that “would you like me to be the cat” guy the one who ran respect?
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Isn’t that “would you like me to be the cat” guy the one who ran respect?
The solution here presumably is that the American citizens need to endure a few more massacres to be able to “riot appropriately”? You sound like a cop
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The solution here presumably is that the American citizens need to endure a few more massacres to be able to “riot appropriately”? You sound like a cop
Take double your usual next time round we could really stand to lose you and I’ve heard OD isn’t the worst way to go out
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Take double your usual next time round we could really stand to lose you and I’ve heard OD isn’t the worst way to go out
Looking forward to your “Semiotics of Squirt” essay series
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Looking forward to your “Semiotics of Squirt” essay series
You really really hope it is the former and not the latter
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
You really really hope it is the former and not the latter
Fr I’d settle for that rn
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Fr I’d settle for that rn
This is the way
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
This is the way