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Center Parcs Pub Quiz Champion 2023.

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I've become a fan of sandalwood in men's fragrances and bodywash.

I think that means I'm only a few steps from non-ironically owning Old Spice.

Rugged.
May 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
First hot day of the year and instead of thinking about how many pints I could have in a beer garden I'm thinking how many loads of washing I can put out.

Old.
May 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
If it's in a ceramic dish with a puff pastry lid, it's not a pie it's a fucking casserole in a hat.

I will die on this hill.
March 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Looking forward to The Running Man remake by @edgarwright.bsky.social

First line of the novel's plot on Wikipedia... Stephen King had it nailed on.
March 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's Thursday, time for another round of Reacher on Amazon Prime.

I do love my weekly Reacher round.
February 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A father always secretly dreads the day his daughter graduates from calling him Daddy to just Dad.

Thanks to Bluey mine now calls me "mate" and somehow that's worse.
February 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I don't believe you.
January 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When she asks you how much of her bosom to place on your face.
January 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It surprises me how many drivers and pedestrians still don't know the new rules avout giving way to pedestrians at junctions.

Go and look up Highway Code rule H2.
January 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Popcorn, drinks and a Saturday evening KK Slider gig in front of the tv with my daughter.

Heaven.
December 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Is it strange to have a cup of tea at 9pm?

My wife thinks I'm crazy.
December 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
If you are in Edinburgh Airport and you aren't smashing a loaded burrito at BarBurrito then there's no hope for you.

Inhaled that bastard.
November 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Bloody love a tram I do. #Edinburgh
November 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Having to concede the solo games on Pokemon TCGP because you forgot to change the deck.
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a sign that says " kinda forgot "
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a sign that says " kinda forgot "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Taken daughter to basketball practice. I think someone told her she was Lebron.

Nailing shots from everywhere. #ProudDad
November 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Too many to choose from. Here's 2 older and 2 newer.
November 20, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Temu ads show me such strange merch. Double ended... dog toys. I don't own a dog.

What weird shit has it advertised to you?
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Brass ones this morning. My breath can see its own breath.

Thus concludes the soft southern weather report.
November 20, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Seeing Danny Dyer pour champagne over Katherine Parkinson's bare chest was not on my 2024 Bingo Card!

#Rivals #DisneyPlus
November 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I was in a car accident 2 weeks ago. The insurance company has already paid out so now I have to urgently go car shopping.

Car shopping is such a double edged sword for me. I love researching and looking at pictures of cars.

I hate the dance you have to do with used car salesmen.
November 18, 2024 at 9:49 AM
I need to start using this properly instead of bingeing on the Elongated Muskrat one...
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
My Dad is a professional lookalike. Tomorrow we are going to make some videos for a certain streamer and I can't wait to be director and cameraman.
September 23, 2023 at 12:57 PM
In better news, it's my birthday tomorrow. 43 candles. Get the fire extinguisher on stand by, could be an inferno.
September 23, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Stress affects people in strange ways. I don't feel anxiety or stress mentally much, but it always affects me physically instead.

Mostly my digestive system. Brb, going to the loo. Again.
September 23, 2023 at 12:52 PM
Well this is all very nice, isn't it? I think I might stay a while.
September 21, 2023 at 9:35 AM