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fritosofficial.bsky.social @fritosofficial.bsky.social · Dec 10
our chips only smell like dog feet bc that’s what they’re made from

#fritos #dogs #feet #yummy #chips #yum
fritosofficial.bsky.social
people rly be out here buying “weed killer” for their plants man just eat the weeds yourself
March 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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mcuban.bsky.social
Protect this law at all costs !

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
This obscure law is one reason Trump's agenda keeps losing in court
Lawsuits challenging Trump policies raise big constitutional questions, but they also rely on a law that requires the government to follow the correct procedures when changing course.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Google Maps has turned off the ability to review the Gulf of “America” #weak

#GOM #GulfofMexico #GulfofAmerica #Gulf #Google #GoogleMaps #ObeyToTheOrangeOverlord
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February 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Frito-continue-to-Lay these 🔥 ideas on me
 kadenvanciel.bsky.social @kadenvanciel.bsky.social · Feb 13
I wonder about Frito-Lay creating and selling taco shells of every @fritosofficial.bsky.social, Doritos, Cheetos, @tostitosbrand.bsky.social, and Lay’s flavor. And every flavor of their other products.
February 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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petebuttigieg.bsky.social
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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fritos.bsky.social
What time does the super bowl start?
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Just a few more should do it

#Trump #eggs #DumpTrump
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February 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Hope has been deported.

#NoHope #Trump2024
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February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
How it feels waking up every day in America now:

#HarryPotter #NewEO #PoliticalMeme #PoliticalHumor #Politics #WhatsNext
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February 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Every day truly invites new terror

#BlackHistoryMonth #HarryPotter #ExecutiveOrders #PoliticalMemes #WhyThough #DumpTrump
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February 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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rockymountviews.bsky.social
I would much rather have qualified and experienced DEI hires than unqualified buffoons that suck up to the boss and don't know how to do the job or even care to learn how to do the job.

But, that's just me.
January 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
#government #whyisthishappening
#LiveLaughDismantle #PoliticalJokes
#SatireAndSubversion #ComedyAgainstAuthority
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January 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Where are the Black Eyed Peas when you need them?

#WhereIsTheLove #BlackEyedPeas
January 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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aoc.bsky.social
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Okay but why does the official federal buyout policy from #OPM sound like scammers trying to lure you in…?

#ForkInTheRoad #federal #buyout #whatishappening #news #Trump #federalbuyout
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January 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
#sciencerules
January 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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curiouscameron.bsky.social
If we're friends/mutuals on other platforms and we're not mutuals on here yet, reply to this so I can ignore you the same way I inadvertently ignore people on other platforms.

#introvert #nothanks #notgreatatthis
January 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
And then spending it on some bags of Fritos Flavor Twists Honey BBQ Flavored Corn Chips! 💃✨

#economy #fritos #chips #HoneyBBQ #SupportFreedomForAll
January 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Oh, I see—that bright light is the spotlight of accountability finally catching up with you.

Shine on!💡

#SpotlightOnAccountability #BrightLightofTruth #IlluminatingReality
#AccountabilityMatters #RealityCheck
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January 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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simplybellatrixx.bsky.social
Today, we are all Colombia 🇨🇴
January 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Can we start the wins off by getting you impeached? #DumpTrump

#politics #DonaldTrump #TrumpNeedsToGo #why #impeach
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January 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Is it just me, or did we all forget how to get slizard? 🤔

#g6 #slizard #feelingnostalgic #partyrock #bringback2010 #music
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January 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
crunch crunch

#fritos #chips #CrispsIfYoureWeirdandBritish
January 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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herotimeszero.bsky.social
Everyone who's ever met Trump, loathes him.

Vance, Graham, McConnel, Tucker, Hegseth - everyone. But even though they hate his guts, they know he has a vast army of dimwitted slaves. And they're like, "Hey, we also want dimwitted slaves!" So they sold their soul to fat Satan.
January 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
fritosofficial.bsky.social
Every day is Frito Friday if you believe hard enough! ✨

Who’s ready to celebrate?

#EverydayIsFritoDay #IsItFridayYet #fritos #FightForDemocracy
January 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM