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Fris Charley
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Slapping my car’s hood and saying “this thing can do 30, easy.”
I love when millionaire politicians sell out millions of Americans who rely on ACA subsidies for their healthcare.

Also, someone tell this asshole Angus King to stop cosplaying like Joshua Chamberlain and shave that look-a-like mustache.

At least Chamberlain knew how to hold a fucking line.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@senangusking.bsky.social retire early old man. This spending deal YOU helped craft betrays all working class Mainers who rely on ACA tax credits to afford some semblance of healthcare.

I have a small child. We’re barely getting by as is. Guess I’ll say goodbye to healthcare. Thanks, you fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Took the kiddo for a morning walk and felt compelled to take advantage of the creepy season.
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Loving the idea of the fire department calling the paper and being like, “well hold up, we did save SOME …”
October 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No other video podcast gives you hard hitting analysis like @yourkickstartersucks.com. The hosts come prepared with serious, well thought out arguments on film and consumerism every time.
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There is a perfect movie. It’s called Sneakers. It is perfect for any occasion. Sneakers is perfect.
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Got cocky and joined a pickup soccer league made up of mostly 20-somethings. I am in my late 30’s.

Second match in I pull my quad early on and try to play it off like I’m cool.

I wasn’t, and after 10 more minutes I had to announce I’m going home because I’m hurt.

Don’t get old, kids
October 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pretty sure I’m more psyched about my cat’s new water fountain than she is.

I keep pointing to it saying “pretty nice, right?” But she doesn’t seem to care at all.
October 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A very good comrade is running for Town Council in Brunswick, Maine. She’s running on affordability, accessible transit, and much more! Please check her out and, if you live locally, consider volunteering!
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October 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Being kicked out of a Big Apple because I described a liquor as “autumnal”
October 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Riding my 1 yr old across the kitchen like she’s a worm in Dune.
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Scene: a county fair. My fiancé is emerging from the porta-potty to find me and our baby somehow both covered in mustard.

The soundtrack:
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My partner noticed a city worker measuring our tree in the front yard and sent me out to ask whats up.

So I opened the door and said “hey big dog! Are we losing our tree?” Apparently it’s just a survey. But my partner recommended that maybe I shouldn’t call strangers “big dog” any more.
September 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You don’t need training to become a martial arts master. You just need a one year old tumbling toward the edge of a bed to unleash your powers.
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Was talking barber shops with my buddies and realized that possibly the best haircut I ever got was at this small home front business in Vietnam where the guy spoke no English and sort of just guessed.

We need more barbers guessing.
September 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Okay hear me out. It’s me captaining a small skiff. I have four to five tourists onboard and they’re all happy. I’m bringing them out to a beautiful cliff called vagina rock. We get there and I take my cap off, smiling. “There she is. Vagina rock.” Everyone claps and loves it.
September 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Why would you watch shitty MAGA Jack Ryan when you can watch stupid, just dumb as shit, Reacher?
August 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No wonder the GOP is going HAM on gerrymandering. They wouldn’t stand a chance in a fair fight, bro.
August 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why your photographer gotta do them like that?
August 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is a Ho Chi appreciation post. She’s fine, and it isn’t her birthday. But she rocks, so here’s to one of the coolest cats I’ve ever known. She doesn’t attack our kid, she minds her p’s & q’s, and is occasionally playful. Who needs a dog when you have Ho Chi.
August 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Realizing that my kid’s equivalent to Rick Charette will be Ms. Rachel
July 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oscillating fans are such a tease
July 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Definitely not a dictator figure akin to Erdogan or Putin.
June 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Got my first Father’s Day gift as a dad, and my partner has me trapped.

She knows I hate dad shirts, but I’m a sucker for black hoodies. Touché.
June 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sunday is the only day I have this weekend to mow the lawn. But also, it’s my first Father’s Day as a dad and I’d much rather not mow.

We all know I’m still going to mow. But I want it noted that I’ll be doing it under protest.
June 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM