Fright Shark
@frightshark.bsky.social
I won an award for how much blood I have
Asked my grubhub driver to act extra suspicious as he brings my food into the hotel lobby
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Asked my grubhub driver to act extra suspicious as he brings my food into the hotel lobby
Don't turn off your PC
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Don't turn off your PC
the general from the general car insurance spray painted a slur on the side of my house
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 AM
the general from the general car insurance spray painted a slur on the side of my house
They're gonna do it. They're gonna finally label poor people as terrorists
Department of Homeland Security is worried about people with "class-based or economic grievances," per its annual threat assessment (leaked to me):
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...
Leaked Doc: Homeland Security's Domestic Terror Obsession
Forget Greenland; the American public are the real target
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
They're gonna do it. They're gonna finally label poor people as terrorists
Grime for dinner tonight ♥️worked through lunch so I might have some muck for dessert
January 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Grime for dinner tonight ♥️worked through lunch so I might have some muck for dessert
Any conservative guy who hates California/West Coast cities has probably never been to New Orleans, maybe the worst city I've ever been to top to bottom. To be fair those same people have also probably never been to the West Coast cities either
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Any conservative guy who hates California/West Coast cities has probably never been to New Orleans, maybe the worst city I've ever been to top to bottom. To be fair those same people have also probably never been to the West Coast cities either
The streak of Uber drivers in New Orleans with absolutely annihilated windshields remains unbroken
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The streak of Uber drivers in New Orleans with absolutely annihilated windshields remains unbroken
They're roasting your ass in the group chat, G.I.
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
They're roasting your ass in the group chat, G.I.
I haven't had a fast food burger in a while so I'm thinking about doing the most reasonable thing which is having one from an airport
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I haven't had a fast food burger in a while so I'm thinking about doing the most reasonable thing which is having one from an airport
Being persecuted for my beliefs (toilets should have first and last names)
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Being persecuted for my beliefs (toilets should have first and last names)
The Husband Paradox
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The Husband Paradox
Once again the limited edition Carolina reaper pepper jack cheese is on sale at Publix. To prevent scalping they're limiting it to one per person and they have to open the seal when you buy it so you can't resell it. Hoping for a foil slice
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Once again the limited edition Carolina reaper pepper jack cheese is on sale at Publix. To prevent scalping they're limiting it to one per person and they have to open the seal when you buy it so you can't resell it. Hoping for a foil slice
I think Mark Hoppus and Tom Delonge becoming millionaires was probably a "point of no return" line that American culture crossed in that moment
January 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I think Mark Hoppus and Tom Delonge becoming millionaires was probably a "point of no return" line that American culture crossed in that moment
Why wouldn't animal crossing's save data automatically transfer to a new console or save in the cloud. Why would a first party title that was the only game people played for like a year not support a very basic thing
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Why wouldn't animal crossing's save data automatically transfer to a new console or save in the cloud. Why would a first party title that was the only game people played for like a year not support a very basic thing
Anyone have some delights I could sample?
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Anyone have some delights I could sample?
49ers fans please look away:
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Eat shit 49ers fuck you all
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Eat shit 49ers fuck you all
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
49ers fans please look away:
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Eat shit 49ers fuck you all
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Eat shit 49ers fuck you all
Please let the second half be uneventful. Thank you 🙏
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Please let the second half be uneventful. Thank you 🙏
RIP Bo Nix's ankle damn
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
RIP Bo Nix's ankle damn
Go hawks.... GO HAWKS
January 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Go hawks.... GO HAWKS
I tried to get a wasp out of my house earlier and might have accidentally killed it in the process. I don't know why I feel so bad about it. Sorry little guy
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I tried to get a wasp out of my house earlier and might have accidentally killed it in the process. I don't know why I feel so bad about it. Sorry little guy
My full name is Tony One Hundred Dollars
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
My full name is Tony One Hundred Dollars
[guy who wants to be British but can't remember how they talk] are you taking my piss
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
[guy who wants to be British but can't remember how they talk] are you taking my piss
What are some new things I can start saying. One I came up with is "you can't un-pull your pork"
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
What are some new things I can start saying. One I came up with is "you can't un-pull your pork"