Fright Shark
@frightshark.bsky.social
I won an award for how much blood I have
Any conservative guy who hates California/West Coast cities has probably never been to New Orleans, maybe the worst city I've ever been to top to bottom. To be fair those same people have also probably never been to the West Coast cities either
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Any conservative guy who hates California/West Coast cities has probably never been to New Orleans, maybe the worst city I've ever been to top to bottom. To be fair those same people have also probably never been to the West Coast cities either
The streak of Uber drivers in New Orleans with absolutely annihilated windshields remains unbroken
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The streak of Uber drivers in New Orleans with absolutely annihilated windshields remains unbroken
They're roasting your ass in the group chat, G.I.
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
They're roasting your ass in the group chat, G.I.
I haven't had a fast food burger in a while so I'm thinking about doing the most reasonable thing which is having one from an airport
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I haven't had a fast food burger in a while so I'm thinking about doing the most reasonable thing which is having one from an airport
Being persecuted for my beliefs (toilets should have first and last names)
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Being persecuted for my beliefs (toilets should have first and last names)
The Husband Paradox
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The Husband Paradox
Once again the limited edition Carolina reaper pepper jack cheese is on sale at Publix. To prevent scalping they're limiting it to one per person and they have to open the seal when you buy it so you can't resell it. Hoping for a foil slice
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Once again the limited edition Carolina reaper pepper jack cheese is on sale at Publix. To prevent scalping they're limiting it to one per person and they have to open the seal when you buy it so you can't resell it. Hoping for a foil slice
I think Mark Hoppus and Tom Delonge becoming millionaires was probably a "point of no return" line that American culture crossed in that moment
January 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I think Mark Hoppus and Tom Delonge becoming millionaires was probably a "point of no return" line that American culture crossed in that moment
Why wouldn't animal crossing's save data automatically transfer to a new console or save in the cloud. Why would a first party title that was the only game people played for like a year not support a very basic thing
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Why wouldn't animal crossing's save data automatically transfer to a new console or save in the cloud. Why would a first party title that was the only game people played for like a year not support a very basic thing
Anyone have some delights I could sample?
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Anyone have some delights I could sample?
49ers fans please look away:
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Eat shit 49ers fuck you all
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January 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
49ers fans please look away:
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Eat shit 49ers fuck you all
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Eat shit 49ers fuck you all
Please let the second half be uneventful. Thank you 🙏
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Please let the second half be uneventful. Thank you 🙏
RIP Bo Nix's ankle damn
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
RIP Bo Nix's ankle damn
Go hawks.... GO HAWKS
January 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Go hawks.... GO HAWKS
I tried to get a wasp out of my house earlier and might have accidentally killed it in the process. I don't know why I feel so bad about it. Sorry little guy
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I tried to get a wasp out of my house earlier and might have accidentally killed it in the process. I don't know why I feel so bad about it. Sorry little guy
My full name is Tony One Hundred Dollars
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
My full name is Tony One Hundred Dollars
[guy who wants to be British but can't remember how they talk] are you taking my piss
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
[guy who wants to be British but can't remember how they talk] are you taking my piss
What are some new things I can start saying. One I came up with is "you can't un-pull your pork"
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
What are some new things I can start saying. One I came up with is "you can't un-pull your pork"
My dog is a so-called free thinker until he sees me get the peanut butter to put in his Kong toy
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My dog is a so-called free thinker until he sees me get the peanut butter to put in his Kong toy
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2.5 hour commute home. Bury me up to my head in the sand. Send a kicker to blast my head straight into the uprights but fake out at the last second to pass me to the running back to get that 2 point conversion. I am dead, and the crowd cheers. That was the game winning point, and it is at my funeral
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
2.5 hour commute home. Bury me up to my head in the sand. Send a kicker to blast my head straight into the uprights but fake out at the last second to pass me to the running back to get that 2 point conversion. I am dead, and the crowd cheers. That was the game winning point, and it is at my funeral
Whoever is making restaurants feel like they should continue selling spicy beverages you need to be stopped
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Whoever is making restaurants feel like they should continue selling spicy beverages you need to be stopped
Damn, I haven't been on social media today so I didn't realize Scott Adams had died. Found with a jar of piss up your ass, what a way to go
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Damn, I haven't been on social media today so I didn't realize Scott Adams had died. Found with a jar of piss up your ass, what a way to go
Sorry doctor, I'm going to suck WHAT to my injuries?
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Sorry doctor, I'm going to suck WHAT to my injuries?
Oops I called that that field goal was gonna be wide left and burned all of my football magic for the playoffs. Not looking good for the Seahawks now
January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Oops I called that that field goal was gonna be wide left and burned all of my football magic for the playoffs. Not looking good for the Seahawks now