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Some kid just went by my house wearing inline skates. It’s dark out and all eight wheels were illuminated in various colours. Pretty cool.
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Some kid just went by my house wearing inline skates. It’s dark out and all eight wheels were illuminated in various colours. Pretty cool.
Whenever I read an online thread with two people arguing, I always take the side of the person who knows how to spell.
September 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Whenever I read an online thread with two people arguing, I always take the side of the person who knows how to spell.
I can ask Alexa a political question and often not get an answer. Siri will answer the same question first try every time.
June 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can ask Alexa a political question and often not get an answer. Siri will answer the same question first try every time.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but someone's dog is waiting for you to get the ball from under the couch.
June 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but someone's dog is waiting for you to get the ball from under the couch.
F**k The Facts
WORMTOUNGE 2025
WORMTOUNGE 2025
April 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
F**k The Facts
WORMTOUNGE 2025
WORMTOUNGE 2025
Top 3 Alexa Questions:
1) Alexa, what time is it?
2) Alexa, what is the outside temperature?
3) Alexa, is he dead yet?
1) Alexa, what time is it?
2) Alexa, what is the outside temperature?
3) Alexa, is he dead yet?
March 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Top 3 Alexa Questions:
1) Alexa, what time is it?
2) Alexa, what is the outside temperature?
3) Alexa, is he dead yet?
1) Alexa, what time is it?
2) Alexa, what is the outside temperature?
3) Alexa, is he dead yet?
Top Five British Bands:
5) The Who
4) Rolling Stones
3) Led Zeppelin
2) Supertramp
1) Spice Girls
5) The Who
4) Rolling Stones
3) Led Zeppelin
2) Supertramp
1) Spice Girls
March 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Top Five British Bands:
5) The Who
4) Rolling Stones
3) Led Zeppelin
2) Supertramp
1) Spice Girls
5) The Who
4) Rolling Stones
3) Led Zeppelin
2) Supertramp
1) Spice Girls
Dear America.
It’s been a fun time but it’s over. It’s not me, it’s you.
Your former friend,
Canada
It’s been a fun time but it’s over. It’s not me, it’s you.
Your former friend,
Canada
March 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dear America.
It’s been a fun time but it’s over. It’s not me, it’s you.
Your former friend,
Canada
It’s been a fun time but it’s over. It’s not me, it’s you.
Your former friend,
Canada
What’s not getting enough press is the nearly completed, multi-billion dollar bridge linking Windsor Ontario and Detroit Michigan. The entire purpose of this bridge was to help accommodate tourism and business traffic flow which has significantly lessened in the past few months.
Also, RIP VOA.
Also, RIP VOA.
March 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What’s not getting enough press is the nearly completed, multi-billion dollar bridge linking Windsor Ontario and Detroit Michigan. The entire purpose of this bridge was to help accommodate tourism and business traffic flow which has significantly lessened in the past few months.
Also, RIP VOA.
Also, RIP VOA.
America, I feel your pain.
It was just supposed to be a college prank. He wasn’t supposed to win the first or the second time.
It was just supposed to be a college prank. He wasn’t supposed to win the first or the second time.
February 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
America, I feel your pain.
It was just supposed to be a college prank. He wasn’t supposed to win the first or the second time.
It was just supposed to be a college prank. He wasn’t supposed to win the first or the second time.
I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.
— Author Unknown
— Author Unknown
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.
— Author Unknown
— Author Unknown
Every family has at least one redneck at the table. If you don’t know who that is, it’s you.
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Every family has at least one redneck at the table. If you don’t know who that is, it’s you.
Dear America, riddle me this.
With over 50% of your voters openly supporting a racist regime, why does the #1 Google search term continue to be BBC?
With over 50% of your voters openly supporting a racist regime, why does the #1 Google search term continue to be BBC?
February 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Dear America, riddle me this.
With over 50% of your voters openly supporting a racist regime, why does the #1 Google search term continue to be BBC?
With over 50% of your voters openly supporting a racist regime, why does the #1 Google search term continue to be BBC?
I changed my emergency contact information from my daughter to a local pizza place.
The pizza place will answer the phone when called where as my son will only respond by text within 5-7 business days.
The pizza place will answer the phone when called where as my son will only respond by text within 5-7 business days.
February 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I changed my emergency contact information from my daughter to a local pizza place.
The pizza place will answer the phone when called where as my son will only respond by text within 5-7 business days.
The pizza place will answer the phone when called where as my son will only respond by text within 5-7 business days.
Things I’ve Learned As I’ve Matured And Become An Adult:
Never eat canned dogfood when you’re sober.
Never eat canned dogfood when you’re sober.
January 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Things I’ve Learned As I’ve Matured And Become An Adult:
Never eat canned dogfood when you’re sober.
Never eat canned dogfood when you’re sober.
Donald Trump has just announced that he is Luke’s real father.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Donald Trump has just announced that he is Luke’s real father.
Who else is still upset that Joey chose Pacey rather than Dawson?
January 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Who else is still upset that Joey chose Pacey rather than Dawson?
No one told me if I failed to be re-elected as President of the Hair Club for Men that I would have to return all of my hair.
December 26, 2024 at 2:58 PM
No one told me if I failed to be re-elected as President of the Hair Club for Men that I would have to return all of my hair.
Yurtle the Turtle, clearly to date the most in-depth and decisive study ever done on the topic of turtle stacking.
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Yurtle the Turtle, clearly to date the most in-depth and decisive study ever done on the topic of turtle stacking.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, it’s ok to call out my name during. It makes it easier for me to find you.
December 25, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, it’s ok to call out my name during. It makes it easier for me to find you.
I’m the kind of guy that will help my wife look for her chocolate bar that I already ate.
December 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I’m the kind of guy that will help my wife look for her chocolate bar that I already ate.
Christmas Drinking Game
- Lay out your wrapping paper, scissors, tape, tags, etc.
- Pour yourself a drink.
- Begin wrapping.
- Each time you lose the scissors or tape or a pet gets in the way, take a drink.
- Lay out your wrapping paper, scissors, tape, tags, etc.
- Pour yourself a drink.
- Begin wrapping.
- Each time you lose the scissors or tape or a pet gets in the way, take a drink.
December 13, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Christmas Drinking Game
- Lay out your wrapping paper, scissors, tape, tags, etc.
- Pour yourself a drink.
- Begin wrapping.
- Each time you lose the scissors or tape or a pet gets in the way, take a drink.
- Lay out your wrapping paper, scissors, tape, tags, etc.
- Pour yourself a drink.
- Begin wrapping.
- Each time you lose the scissors or tape or a pet gets in the way, take a drink.
Dear Family and Friends,
If one of you gets a TV remote for Christmas please give it back to me.
If one of you gets a TV remote for Christmas please give it back to me.
December 11, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Dear Family and Friends,
If one of you gets a TV remote for Christmas please give it back to me.
If one of you gets a TV remote for Christmas please give it back to me.
I stapled a potato to the kitchen wall. Bidding starts at $1,000,000.
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I stapled a potato to the kitchen wall. Bidding starts at $1,000,000.