Every time I go to the doctor I feel like I’m on Shark Tank “Sharks, I’m here asking for a .5mg raise in my Xanax dose and a refill of my 15mg adderall prescription for a 10% stake in my business”

Kaitie made me turn it off bc the dog died

It’s cold af and I’m watching The Thing

No Country for Old Men, but the guy is carrying around a nitrous tank

Real loser behavior to bring your entourage to your Lot Radio set. 2 guests max!

Ok but what if I WANT my tax dollars to pay for condoms??

My bluesky algo not hittin yet but my twitter algo is just videos of people dying and antisemitism

Very happy to be making my return to skate twitter I mean bluesky #skateboarding #skate #skatetwitter

Using my first bluesky post to star a rumor that @buddyhead.bsky.social is a nepo baby

Damn, cant believe they caught the shooter