Mark cuban stepped in a puddle on W Houston and his shoe fell off and he was wearing one of those grinch socks they sold at McDonald’s last Christmas

Mark cuban likes to ask for the bathroom code wherever he goes even if he never uses it. This is why he is so successful

Was at Russ & daughters and Mark Cuban was at the counter telling the lox slicer to make thicker cuts. We were all shaking our heads. Hope he gets banned

Mark Cuban used to have a Yelp account (deleted but I kept all the reviews)

“if you’re ever at this sandwich shop, order your sub Mike’s way. You can thank me later :)”

Every time mark Cuban dines somewhere new, he asks “do you serve The Wedge here?” If they say no, he says “alas I will need another minute to peruse”

Mark Cuban used to have a Yelp account (deleted but I kept all the reviews) “Chevy’s has great Mexican food, but also they have dough balls. They make fresh tortillas and if you ask for a dough ball they HAVE to bring you one and you can play with it while you wait for your food. You’re welcome :)”

Mark Cuban won’t shut up about how all his “living coral” died. Said his assistant “fucked him” and he’d been growing it “for years”

I once saw mr cuban reverse over traffic spikes at my mall. The look on his face was priceless