Frances Lorenz
@franceslorenz.bsky.social
Claude says I process my emotions externally.
if i miss my wife's call she sends a voicenote of herself singing Lonely
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 PM
if i miss my wife's call she sends a voicenote of herself singing Lonely
I don't think AI is very capable because I just asked Claude to code an AI that could play chess and that AI is barely beating me
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I don't think AI is very capable because I just asked Claude to code an AI that could play chess and that AI is barely beating me
Today at a coffee shop my sister announced very smugly, "you know what? I'm gonna buy my own coffee," and I said, "okay! Do you want to pay for mine too?" and she looked at me like I was stupid
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Today at a coffee shop my sister announced very smugly, "you know what? I'm gonna buy my own coffee," and I said, "okay! Do you want to pay for mine too?" and she looked at me like I was stupid
I learn so much from my younger sister
January 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I learn so much from my younger sister
Texting my wife "2026 is our year" every day until she blocks me
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Texting my wife "2026 is our year" every day until she blocks me
It's..... Time for me........... To learn what a gpu is
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It's..... Time for me........... To learn what a gpu is
Ever since I was a little girl I just wanted to own the ball this quarter
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I just wanted to own the ball this quarter
The worst part about being in an IQ gap relationship is when my wife wants to win a debate she'll start using 'former' and 'latter' so that all my parsing is slowed down by 7 seconds
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The worst part about being in an IQ gap relationship is when my wife wants to win a debate she'll start using 'former' and 'latter' so that all my parsing is slowed down by 7 seconds
I think it's very funny that my immune system one day decided not to f with pistachios
January 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I think it's very funny that my immune system one day decided not to f with pistachios
Ok I interrogated my beliefs like the rationalists told me to and I uncovered that I 100% firmly and deeply believe I could make it in kpop
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Ok I interrogated my beliefs like the rationalists told me to and I uncovered that I 100% firmly and deeply believe I could make it in kpop
Hey so NO ONE tell AI that next year is 2027
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Hey so NO ONE tell AI that next year is 2027
Being with my sister and wife over the holidays is so beautiful and it means my clothes are being stolen from every direction ❤️
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Being with my sister and wife over the holidays is so beautiful and it means my clothes are being stolen from every direction ❤️
Every time I teach my dad a new word I immediately regret it, I jokingly said he was in a situationship and then he immediately loved it and went to the woman he's been seeing and asked if she wanted to officially be in a situationship
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Every time I teach my dad a new word I immediately regret it, I jokingly said he was in a situationship and then he immediately loved it and went to the woman he's been seeing and asked if she wanted to officially be in a situationship
*at the family function*
me: AI, like, "eh, I'm walkin' here," haha
*silence*
me: no sorry, yeah, so some people are worried about AI. Guess they don't know about MY 2027 goals yet haha.
*silence*
*a single tear trickles down my face*
me: I didn't have a lot of friends growing up
me: AI, like, "eh, I'm walkin' here," haha
*silence*
me: no sorry, yeah, so some people are worried about AI. Guess they don't know about MY 2027 goals yet haha.
*silence*
*a single tear trickles down my face*
me: I didn't have a lot of friends growing up
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
*at the family function*
me: AI, like, "eh, I'm walkin' here," haha
*silence*
me: no sorry, yeah, so some people are worried about AI. Guess they don't know about MY 2027 goals yet haha.
*silence*
*a single tear trickles down my face*
me: I didn't have a lot of friends growing up
me: AI, like, "eh, I'm walkin' here," haha
*silence*
me: no sorry, yeah, so some people are worried about AI. Guess they don't know about MY 2027 goals yet haha.
*silence*
*a single tear trickles down my face*
me: I didn't have a lot of friends growing up
i think..... AI....... is pretty intelligent.........
Asking if AI is intelligent is like asking if your friend’s dog Princess is technically part of the British monarchy
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i think..... AI....... is pretty intelligent.........
the best part about heated rivalry is that the only way he could think to justify a male friendship was to start a nonprofit venture
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the best part about heated rivalry is that the only way he could think to justify a male friendship was to start a nonprofit venture
Happy holidays girlies (gender neutral) the girls and I have been jollying around town xoxo
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy holidays girlies (gender neutral) the girls and I have been jollying around town xoxo
Haha that's a super funny post you've got there, give it to me? I want it? Give me your joke, I want the validation, I want it more than you? That should be me?
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Haha that's a super funny post you've got there, give it to me? I want it? Give me your joke, I want the validation, I want it more than you? That should be me?
Do LLMs know it's Christmas?
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Do LLMs know it's Christmas?
please don't talk to me when I'm wearing my uggeakers
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
please don't talk to me when I'm wearing my uggeakers
my confidence was very high in Berkeley because all I had to do was ask people how they were doing, but in a pointed tone, and then crack a joke once a day and everyone was like, woah I think you might be a high EQ savant empath
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
my confidence was very high in Berkeley because all I had to do was ask people how they were doing, but in a pointed tone, and then crack a joke once a day and everyone was like, woah I think you might be a high EQ savant empath
average lesbian conversation
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
average lesbian conversation