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November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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every interactive terminal tool should respond to `?` with a quick help sheet.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
every interactive terminal tool should respond to `?` with a quick help sheet.
I have an idea for a restaurant. It's called Salmon and it only serves Salmon
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I have an idea for a restaurant. It's called Salmon and it only serves Salmon
divorced and unemployed
still got money so it seems
and my gf is so hot
that i can't feel bad about a thing
still got money so it seems
and my gf is so hot
that i can't feel bad about a thing
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
divorced and unemployed
still got money so it seems
and my gf is so hot
that i can't feel bad about a thing
still got money so it seems
and my gf is so hot
that i can't feel bad about a thing
a person is defined by the things he does but shouldn't
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
a person is defined by the things he does but shouldn't
i would like my ashes poured into a melanger
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i would like my ashes poured into a melanger
get off of me pickle, i'm trying to masturbate here
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
get off of me pickle, i'm trying to masturbate here
one two three four
haha! roasted
haha! roasted
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
one two three four
haha! roasted
haha! roasted
i am one hundred percent confident when i tell you that one hundred percent of divorce is caused by naughty book clubs
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i am one hundred percent confident when i tell you that one hundred percent of divorce is caused by naughty book clubs
i can't believe i wasted my promised years on subpar mortgage sex with this bitch of an ex-wife and now she wants to sucks me dry as if I'm some gd Dr pepper
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i can't believe i wasted my promised years on subpar mortgage sex with this bitch of an ex-wife and now she wants to sucks me dry as if I'm some gd Dr pepper
there's glaciers all around us or something
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
there's glaciers all around us or something
It's so cold outside of the law, unbearably cold outside of the law
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It's so cold outside of the law, unbearably cold outside of the law
wow seriously fuck twilio like wtf you fucking assholes im gonna shit on your mothers grave what is this 10dlc shit i just want to send myself a msg wtf you assholes jfc
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
wow seriously fuck twilio like wtf you fucking assholes im gonna shit on your mothers grave what is this 10dlc shit i just want to send myself a msg wtf you assholes jfc
are nutella crepes any better than a small tortilla laid with nutella, heated for 15 seconds in the microwave, and then folded trivially into a french crepe form
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
are nutella crepes any better than a small tortilla laid with nutella, heated for 15 seconds in the microwave, and then folded trivially into a french crepe form
every job you ever had was a programming job
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
every job you ever had was a programming job
an MLM is like a vacuum cleaner for money
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
an MLM is like a vacuum cleaner for money
I will give you a Labubu blow job for $25k
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I will give you a Labubu blow job for $25k
i wish we could watch South park together in bed right now
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i wish we could watch South park together in bed right now
there is nothing more cruel than cooking someone
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
there is nothing more cruel than cooking someone