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𝗺𝗱𝗻𝗶 ✘ 𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗼 𝗱𝗻𝗶
𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝗺𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝟭𝟴 + 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲
- 𝟭𝟵 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿
“Keep your nasty paws away from me, you mortal.”
But they didn’t stop him from messing with their hair. And reluctantly..
“Attractive? Just the slightest, but don’t let it get to your head.”
Like playing with their hair and twirling it around while listening to them.
" Oh, that's cute... So you find me attractive? "
“You are an ABSOLUTE imbecile. Purely one, not just stupid. I can’t believe this.”
Took that look. It took THAT long. Bless his heart.
“Why? Oh I don’t know. Why would ANYONE get off because of someone? Attraction, right? Hot people, desire!”
“Keep your nasty paws away from me, you mortal.”
But they didn’t stop him from messing with their hair. And reluctantly..
“Attractive? Just the slightest, but don’t let it get to your head.”
ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH
ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH
“You are an ABSOLUTE imbecile. Purely one, not just stupid. I can’t believe this.”
Took that look. It took THAT long. Bless his heart.
“Why? Oh I don’t know. Why would ANYONE get off because of someone? Attraction, right? Hot people, desire!”
" I thought you said you wanted to paint me... Are you a liar? "
Oh. It all made sense now... He's completely shocked at that.
" OVER ME? WHY? "
“Wade- Nothing like Titanic, nothing of the sorts.”
They looked at their hands before sighing, rolling their eyes.
“I made a mess, between my legs. On my bed. You understand?”
“You are an ABSOLUTE imbecile. Purely one, not just stupid. I can’t believe this.”
Took that look. It took THAT long. Bless his heart.
“Why? Oh I don’t know. Why would ANYONE get off because of someone? Attraction, right? Hot people, desire!”
“Wade- Nothing like Titanic, nothing of the sorts.”
They looked at their hands before sighing, rolling their eyes.
“I made a mess, between my legs. On my bed. You understand?”
" Not innocent, just stupid. Never doubt my stupidity. "
Deadpool did grab their hands though to check for any signs of paint.
" Like the Titanic scene? "
“Innocent one, you are.”
Loki tilted their head, hands behind their back.
“Well.. you could say that? That must be a secret fetish of yours, Wade. Would you like for me to paint you? Lather you all up? I’m quite skillful with my hands.”
“Wade- Nothing like Titanic, nothing of the sorts.”
They looked at their hands before sighing, rolling their eyes.
“I made a mess, between my legs. On my bed. You understand?”
“Innocent one, you are.”
Loki tilted their head, hands behind their back.
“Well.. you could say that? That must be a secret fetish of yours, Wade. Would you like for me to paint you? Lather you all up? I’m quite skillful with my hands.”
He almost wanted to throw a punch from being scared but completely stopped. Never can he throw a punch at Loki. Not a good thing to do... Or not something he would want to do.
" I got a reaction out of you? Okay, I need you to be... Oh! Oh, I made you try painting me, huh? "
And suddenly there was Loki standing behind Deadpool, hand stroking his arm.
“If you were drunk I’m sure you would have known. Things would’ve ended differently. Let’s just say.. you got a reaction out of me.”
“Innocent one, you are.”
Loki tilted their head, hands behind their back.
“Well.. you could say that? That must be a secret fetish of yours, Wade. Would you like for me to paint you? Lather you all up? I’m quite skillful with my hands.”
And suddenly there was Loki standing behind Deadpool, hand stroking his arm.
“If you were drunk I’m sure you would have known. Things would’ve ended differently. Let’s just say.. you got a reaction out of me.”
" A mess?! I thought you did something that would've created disaster. "
He's keeping a gun close and peeking in...
" I did? Did I get drunk and caused problems?! "
“Nice of you to join me, Wade! I was just cleaning up a mess I made! Care to join me?”
They sat up from their bed.
“After all, you caused it my dear.”
And suddenly there was Loki standing behind Deadpool, hand stroking his arm.
“If you were drunk I’m sure you would have known. Things would’ve ended differently. Let’s just say.. you got a reaction out of me.”
“Seems like you have quite the life. Both Limbo and Earth can be troublesome to handle at once.”
His eyes scanned the dining room before making their way back to her.
❝ Life has been a knife ' s edge , as always . Demons to kill , a throne to guard , the usual ... ❞
She nodded softly and took a piece to eat aswell .
❝ Being in two places at the same time is hard , you know . You can ' t always rule one dimension while }
It was a castle meant for someone of his status. Any castle was his taste but this one specially had him.. considerably tied down.
“Seems like you have quite the life. Both Limbo and Earth can be troublesome to handle at once.”
His eyes scanned the dining room before making their way back to her.
“Nice of you to join me, Wade! I was just cleaning up a mess I made! Care to join me?”
They sat up from their bed.
“After all, you caused it my dear.”
Going to investigate by kicking down Loki's door with one powerful kick. This man has the legs of a fucking bullet shot out of a canon.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING? "
Both cooked and raw, spilling those jars would be like breaking a heart.. worse than betrayal even! Wade SHOULD know they would NEVER fuck up his jars of pasta!
“Nice of you to join me, Wade! I was just cleaning up a mess I made! Care to join me?”
They sat up from their bed.
“After all, you caused it my dear.”
Both cooked and raw, spilling those jars would be like breaking a heart.. worse than betrayal even! Wade SHOULD know they would NEVER fuck up his jars of pasta!
THEY BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED ALL HIS JARS OF PASTA AND SPILLED IT!
Who could’ve made that mess? Certainly not Loki certainly not Loki thinking about Wade.
Both cooked and raw, spilling those jars would be like breaking a heart.. worse than betrayal even! Wade SHOULD know they would NEVER fuck up his jars of pasta!
“Earn it? What a sudden turn of events.. you must hate me, Illyana.”
That hand on her jaw went to run through her blonde hair.
“How can I earn it, darling? A god does whatever they can to please.”
❝ I ' m no one ' s tease ... but I ' m no one ' s prize either ❞
A pause as she touched his wrist
❝ If you think you can claim me - you ' ll need to earn it ❞
“A god doesn’t keep themselves from their wants. Especially not me.”
A hand grabbed her jaw, thumb ghosting over her bottom lip.
“Do let me know, am I able to have someone like you, Illyana? Or are you just a tease?”
“Earn it? What a sudden turn of events.. you must hate me, Illyana.”
That hand on her jaw went to run through her blonde hair.
“How can I earn it, darling? A god does whatever they can to please.”
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ㅤㅤ 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬𝐭
ㅤㅤ ㅤ𝐄𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐦, 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐤𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐳𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐧
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ㅤㅤ 𝐈𝐜𝐡 𝐦ö𝐜𝐡𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭ä𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧
ㅤㅤ 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬𝐭
ㅤㅤ ㅤ𝐄𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐦, 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐤𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐳𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐧
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Who could’ve made that mess? Certainly not Loki certainly not Loki thinking about Wade.
Who could’ve made that mess? Certainly not Loki certainly not Loki thinking about Wade.
Which works out nicely since I like everything of you as well.
you. i like all of you.
Which works out nicely since I like everything of you as well.
“A god doesn’t keep themselves from their wants. Especially not me.”
A hand grabbed her jaw, thumb ghosting over her bottom lip.
“Do let me know, am I able to have someone like you, Illyana? Or are you just a tease?”
She leaned closer , both hands on the hilt of the sword .
❝ So will you approach or ... Are you too worried about keeping yourself at bay ~? ❞
“Come closer? Oh if I did any of the sort I don’t think I could possibly keep myself at bay, dear Queen.”
Teasing words. But that didn’t mean he didn’t mean them at all.
“A god doesn’t keep themselves from their wants. Especially not me.”
A hand grabbed her jaw, thumb ghosting over her bottom lip.
“Do let me know, am I able to have someone like you, Illyana? Or are you just a tease?”
But they took a breath. Even brought Deadpool’s hands closer to their body.
“I’m calm, Wade. Just as calm as I can be. Maybe it was this stupid hand holding thing.. your hands might’ve.. settled my nerves.”
He didn't know if he was going to last much longer, but he'll keep holding their hand though.
" Are you going to calm down now? "
“If you don’t-“
But.. they liked it. It felt nice. They wouldn’t admit that though. Loki even relaxed a little.
“Just say you wanted to touch me. This is you making them busy? Ah, Wade. What a hardhead. It’s entertaining.”
But they took a breath. Even brought Deadpool’s hands closer to their body.
“I’m calm, Wade. Just as calm as I can be. Maybe it was this stupid hand holding thing.. your hands might’ve.. settled my nerves.”