FPL Towers
@fpltowers.bsky.social
Chelsea fan, horrid at #fpl, but still gets up at 7am to watch it.
@gavinverhey.bsky.social hey maybe stop putting the no land clause in removal spells if your going to print 900 fucking creature lands
July 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social hey maybe stop putting the no land clause in removal spells if your going to print 900 fucking creature lands
@gavinverhey.bsky.social please stop designing mtg I’ve lost all faith in you. #magicthegathering
July 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social please stop designing mtg I’ve lost all faith in you. #magicthegathering
@gavinverhey.bsky.social maybe stop printing 8 mana bombs that literally win regardless of counter play? But no I’m sure it will be fine printing uninteractablewith green ramp cards. Way to fuck standard.
July 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social maybe stop printing 8 mana bombs that literally win regardless of counter play? But no I’m sure it will be fine printing uninteractablewith green ramp cards. Way to fuck standard.
@gavinverhey.bsky.social hey maybe stop giving black 1 or 2 mana spells that let them see my hand (already way above rate that should be 4 minimum) and ALSO TAKE MY BEST CARD? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??
July 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social hey maybe stop giving black 1 or 2 mana spells that let them see my hand (already way above rate that should be 4 minimum) and ALSO TAKE MY BEST CARD? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??
@gavinverhey.bsky.social why does black have enchantment removal in standard? This is bs commander design. I wish you would have grown up with magic like the rest of us.
July 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social why does black have enchantment removal in standard? This is bs commander design. I wish you would have grown up with magic like the rest of us.
@gavinverhey.bsky.social please give me 1 and 2 mana spells that exile opponents lands. And and 3 mana it should exile 2
July 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social please give me 1 and 2 mana spells that exile opponents lands. And and 3 mana it should exile 2
@gavinverhey.bsky.social can you please tell me why there are no options to combat green go brr ramp or black discards your whole hand in standard? Please? I would love to play magic but this is just depressing man.
July 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social can you please tell me why there are no options to combat green go brr ramp or black discards your whole hand in standard? Please? I would love to play magic but this is just depressing man.
Everyone from Brazil can fucking jump off a cliff
June 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Everyone from Brazil can fucking jump off a cliff
Duke just performed the worst choke job in the history of the NCAA tournament. Literally got mouth raped and couldn’t swallow fast enough and died.
April 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Duke just performed the worst choke job in the history of the NCAA tournament. Literally got mouth raped and couldn’t swallow fast enough and died.
It’s so nice not having the comical Afcon tournament interfere with the premiere league this year.
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It’s so nice not having the comical Afcon tournament interfere with the premiere league this year.
February 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In my (admittedly) not that long watching the premier league, I’ve never seen a team win 5-1 and yet somehow wonder how it happened more than that Arsenal City game. If i were the gunners I’d thank my stars, especiallly Saliba. #fpl
February 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
In my (admittedly) not that long watching the premier league, I’ve never seen a team win 5-1 and yet somehow wonder how it happened more than that Arsenal City game. If i were the gunners I’d thank my stars, especiallly Saliba. #fpl
My finger is getting tired of hate blocking all the isak captainers
January 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My finger is getting tired of hate blocking all the isak captainers
Didn’t think I’d spend this morning blocking all the scare mongers talking about the Liverpool fixture being called off because of flurries, but here we are anyway. What a strange life #fpl
January 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Didn’t think I’d spend this morning blocking all the scare mongers talking about the Liverpool fixture being called off because of flurries, but here we are anyway. What a strange life #fpl
Maybe try starting Maddison next time “Big (idiot) Ange”
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Maybe try starting Maddison next time “Big (idiot) Ange”
I’d rather have Reece James on my team instead of Bukayo “my hamstrings are made of cheese” Saka
December 27, 2024 at 11:29 AM
I’d rather have Reece James on my team instead of Bukayo “my hamstrings are made of cheese” Saka