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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Such a Saka finish, all technique, lovely.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who are the realistic Liverpool options for their fixture turn? Seems to be problems with most picks.

- Isak: injured 🤕
- Salah: expensive 💰
- Gakpo: minutes
- Wirtz: 💩

Van Dijk & Szoboszlai? Not that inspiring really.

#FPL
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When Haaland is missing pens you know this is going to be a bad week

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November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Alan you absolute legend!

#Traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
An obvious one perhaps but I was just watching the making of doc.
November 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Benched Van De Ven, I hate this game

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October 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ever since I sold Welbeck for stinking out my FPL team he’s scored every week 🤦🏻‍♂️

#FPL
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If Calvert-Lewin can’t grab a goal against this lot then he’s never going to score ever again.

#LEEWHU
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Thank you to @mrjamesob.bsky.social for having me on, one of the v few people in the UK press to follow this story during what is now a decade of media apathy &/or complicity
lbc.co.uk LBC @lbc.co.uk · Oct 22
‘The threat couldn’t be more urgent and imminent. Yet here we are, still putting our head in the sand.’

@carolecadwalla.bsky.social says it’s ‘peculiar’ that the case of Farage ally Nathan Gill admitting to making pro-Russia speeches for cash isn’t being followed more closely.
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Woltemade & Guehi or Mateta & Richards?

#FPL
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have 3 free transfers. This was always the week earmarked for Bruno to Saka for me. I also need to move off Richarlison. To facilitate this I need to sacrifice Tarkowski. Options as below. Munoz clearly >> Guehi but more than Woltemade >> SL? I think it’s close. Thoughts?
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October 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Less than 20 mins in and I’ve lost 5 clean sheets 😂

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April 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A ‘no real thought’ FH34 draft. Though I think I kinda like it 🤔

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April 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Just enough ITB for these 4 moves (-4). Means going against Saka but feel he will be managed very carefully for UCL.

Bench boost of Martinez, Kiwior, Williams, Isak.

Alternatively it’s Saka/Kiwior over KDB/Saliba, no hit, & Livramento on the bench.

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April 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Kiwior/Saka or
Saliba/KDB

This is my big decision this week. 🤔

#FPL
April 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Things I've done this last week:
- Written & made a pod for one of world's biggest outlets
- Contributed to BBC doc about Mourinho
- Finished 1st draft of short story I'm proud of
- Watched Arsenal beat Madrid (again 😏)

Things I've not done
- Stopped being who I am because 5 strangers said so 🏳️‍⚧️🤷‍♀️
April 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Rinse, repeat. Wow
Declan Rice that is magnificent.
#UCL
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Declan Rice that is magnificent.
#UCL
April 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wildcard in the mud, this season can absolutely get in the 🗑️

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April 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The story of my season: not brave enough.
I had Saka in until the final hour then decided it was a bit daft.
April 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It’s either:
A) Haaland, Wood ➡️ Marmoush, Mateta (-4) or
B) Wildcard

Anderson, Pickford and Mbeumo fixtures are tilting me towards pushing the button. What would you do?

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March 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
43 points means a fifth straight red arrow and comfortably my worst season of FPL. Cant seem to get a decision right atm. Picking Nwaneri over Elanga the latest poor decision.

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March 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM