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FPL fanatic of 20+ years…

8x Top 25k, 3x Top 10k, 2x Top 2.5k
Best Finish: 1,914 OR, 1st in UAE
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#GW22

🌍 OR: 459k

⬅️ Cunha
➡️ Tavernier

🧢 Haaland

To’d and Fro’d on Enzo and Tavernier, but opted to have another couple of week’s to renew Chelsea before committing 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

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January 17, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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#GW21

🌍 OR: 408k

🧻 Transfer (to 2FT)

🧢 Haaland

Probably just a case of “getting through” this week. Fingers crossed!

Good luck folks!!

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January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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#GW20

🌍 OR: 376k

⬅️ O'Reilly & Minteh
➡️ Alderete & Gordon

🧢 Haaland

Really tough call this week. Used Alderete to fund a Minteh upgrade, but was agonising between Gordon, Rogers, Bruno G & Cherki.

Let’s hope I get it right 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

#FPL
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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#GW19: Goalbriel Magalhães

👉🏻 48pts
🌍 OR 478k > 376k

No GW18 update over Crimbo, but that’s two decent greens now from 553k to 376k. My highest rank of the season (not saying much!).

Hopefully, we can kick on from here to a decent rank 🤞🏻

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January 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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#GW19

🌍 OR: 478k

⬅️ Andersen
➡️ Gabriel

🧢 Haaland

Second-guessed myself after choosing Andersen as my Gabriel route as it makes the defence very pricey… but today’s carnage may mean it pays off 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

#FPL
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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#GW18

🌍 OR: 553k

⬅️ Thiago, Bruno & Esteve
➡️ Ekitike, Cunha & Keane

🧢 Haaland

Agonised over the plans this week. Had a route from Kroupi > Bowen, but opted to roll a FT instead and keep the funds for more flexibility. 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

#FPL
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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#GW17: Defensive Dependence

👉🏻 76pts
🌍 OR: 477k > 553k

Aside from a Haaland haul that actually hurt my rank, my score this week relied entirely on my defensive assets, who thankfully all returned. And Verbruggen is a hero! 🦸🏻‍♂️

The midfield was a horror show. Dour week 😒

#FPL
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Check out our Christmas pod, wading through all the carnage of the last few days…
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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*not that anyone else cares, but I do… I under-egged my rank 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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#GW17

🌍 OR: 477k

🧻 Transfer (4FT)
🧢 Haaland (and hoping for a blank)

Not much to do this week… Minteh needs to step up!! Thiago needs to turn up 🙏🏻

Late change on the bench to make Kroupi Jr. first backup for his late BUR goal(s) 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

#FPL
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Get your weekly fix of FPL Last Resort with Richie & Danny looking ahead to GW17…
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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#GW16: Midfield Monsters!

👉🏻 90pts
🌍 OR: 810k > 477k

Still a bit gutted over the failure to save the team properly after I bought Chalobah expressly to bench Minteh close to deadline 😭 Would have been another 100k off the rank 😩

Still… great week, lovely green arrow ☺️

#FPL
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Great stat to the week, but damn… spot the (not)deliberate mistake 😭😭

Should be flying! 😒
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Absolutely has to be!
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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#GW15: Bruno Bonanza

👉🏻 60pts
🌍 OR: 992k > 810k

The Foden transfer banged, but other than that it was shaping up to be a pretty disappointing week… then Bruno changed that single-handedly, serving up a healthy green arrow.

Now we’re overflowing with transfers! 😀

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December 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Missed a trick here… two birds…
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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#GW15

🌍 OR: 992k

⬅️ Semenyo
➡️ Foden

🧢 Haaland

Really need to get back on the climb this week after a disastrous GW14

Good luck folks!!

#FPL
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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#GW14: Haaland Hurt

👉🏻 54pts (-4)
🌍 OR: 550k > 992k

A week of agonising over Bruno’s supposed absence after being punished badly for betting against Erling

Bruno showed up (as always) but didn’t do enough to save the week

In fact, even with Haaland cap I’d have been on a decent red arrow

#FPL
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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#GW14

🌍 OR: 550k

⬅️ Sarr & Vicario
➡️ Anderson & Verbruggen (-4)

Agonised over the Verbruggen hit, but it frees up some cash that should be REALLY useful next week (Kroupi > Thiago)… just hope that Bart minimises the 4pt loss v Dubravka 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

#FPL
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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#GW13: Bruno Bangs!

🌍 OR: 498k > 550k

A pretty meagre GW, rescued by Bruno and to a lesser extent Saka & Mateta

I’d have taken a grey arrow at pre-deadline, considering all the FH & TC in play, and should be relieved that Haaland flopped

But the FH4 fail is painful now

#FPL
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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He was supposed to be the enabling move for Minteh last week. Instead I did Gabriel > VVD

But I’d have bought Petrovic, and that would have been a disaster too
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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We can blame Evanilson
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Soooo… what the hell am I doing with Vicario??
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM