FPL Jaymo
@fpljaymo.bsky.social
Play FPL a lot. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit. Best rank 1K.
I can't even look at mine. Will check at end of GW and hope it's not too horrendous.
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I can't even look at mine. Will check at end of GW and hope it's not too horrendous.
Can't wait to get rid of Chalobah after Burnley at home, where he'll probably find a way to concede yet again.
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Can't wait to get rid of Chalobah after Burnley at home, where he'll probably find a way to concede yet again.
Christian Romero in every Spurs game:
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Christian Romero in every Spurs game:
Bruno vs. Gandhi
The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.
Who wins?
My money's on the Portuguese Phenomenon.
The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.
Who wins?
My money's on the Portuguese Phenomenon.
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February 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Bruno vs. Gandhi
The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.
Who wins?
My money's on the Portuguese Phenomenon.
The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.
Who wins?
My money's on the Portuguese Phenomenon.
Leeds are winning 3-0.
Absolutely certain Elliot Anderson will somehow still walk away with 3 bonus points.
Absolutely certain Elliot Anderson will somehow still walk away with 3 bonus points.
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Leeds are winning 3-0.
Absolutely certain Elliot Anderson will somehow still walk away with 3 bonus points.
Absolutely certain Elliot Anderson will somehow still walk away with 3 bonus points.
FPL Managers heading into DGW26:
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
FPL Managers heading into DGW26:
Yeah. One of those 50/50s, can't be too annoyed about the outcome if it goes wrong.
Trying to work out how to leverage Mbeumo in for next week.
Lasagne? Well jealous, I have a reheated Chilli :)
Trying to work out how to leverage Mbeumo in for next week.
Lasagne? Well jealous, I have a reheated Chilli :)
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Yeah. One of those 50/50s, can't be too annoyed about the outcome if it goes wrong.
Trying to work out how to leverage Mbeumo in for next week.
Lasagne? Well jealous, I have a reheated Chilli :)
Trying to work out how to leverage Mbeumo in for next week.
Lasagne? Well jealous, I have a reheated Chilli :)
Team for #FPL GW25!
Rolling the FT (2 FTs gives more flexibility for DGW)
Bruno 👑
Anderson, Mbeumo and Thiago possible moves on the horizon.
Hoping there isn't another unlikely Everton away clean sheet!
Good luck all!
Rolling the FT (2 FTs gives more flexibility for DGW)
Bruno 👑
Anderson, Mbeumo and Thiago possible moves on the horizon.
Hoping there isn't another unlikely Everton away clean sheet!
Good luck all!
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Team for #FPL GW25!
Rolling the FT (2 FTs gives more flexibility for DGW)
Bruno 👑
Anderson, Mbeumo and Thiago possible moves on the horizon.
Hoping there isn't another unlikely Everton away clean sheet!
Good luck all!
Rolling the FT (2 FTs gives more flexibility for DGW)
Bruno 👑
Anderson, Mbeumo and Thiago possible moves on the horizon.
Hoping there isn't another unlikely Everton away clean sheet!
Good luck all!
Welcome to Club Enzo!
Thinking I'll roll this week to get some flexibility of 2FTs for the DGW, then Tavernier to Anderson or Sarr next week depending on how I feel.
I don't think Anders(o)n scores much more than Anders(e)n this week anyway?
Thinking I'll roll this week to get some flexibility of 2FTs for the DGW, then Tavernier to Anderson or Sarr next week depending on how I feel.
I don't think Anders(o)n scores much more than Anders(e)n this week anyway?
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Welcome to Club Enzo!
Thinking I'll roll this week to get some flexibility of 2FTs for the DGW, then Tavernier to Anderson or Sarr next week depending on how I feel.
I don't think Anders(o)n scores much more than Anders(e)n this week anyway?
Thinking I'll roll this week to get some flexibility of 2FTs for the DGW, then Tavernier to Anderson or Sarr next week depending on how I feel.
I don't think Anders(o)n scores much more than Anders(e)n this week anyway?
#FPL GW24 team!
Dorgu ➡️ Chalobah (1/1 FT used)
Bruno "routes to points" Fernandes 👑
Tavernier replacement will depend on DGW26 teams.
220K OR.
Good luck all!
Dorgu ➡️ Chalobah (1/1 FT used)
Bruno "routes to points" Fernandes 👑
Tavernier replacement will depend on DGW26 teams.
220K OR.
Good luck all!
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
#FPL GW24 team!
Dorgu ➡️ Chalobah (1/1 FT used)
Bruno "routes to points" Fernandes 👑
Tavernier replacement will depend on DGW26 teams.
220K OR.
Good luck all!
Dorgu ➡️ Chalobah (1/1 FT used)
Bruno "routes to points" Fernandes 👑
Tavernier replacement will depend on DGW26 teams.
220K OR.
Good luck all!
It's the ones who did a double transfer with Dorgu as well that I feel most sorry for.
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January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It's the ones who did a double transfer with Dorgu as well that I feel most sorry for.
All out for 51 pts in #FPL GW23.
Slowly climbing back to respectability, currently at 222K OR.
Dorgu injury frustrating, especially with FUL(H) next. Probably move to Chalobah this week.
Don't think I need to WC just yet, assuming no more injuries just Tav to replace I think?
Slowly climbing back to respectability, currently at 222K OR.
Dorgu injury frustrating, especially with FUL(H) next. Probably move to Chalobah this week.
Don't think I need to WC just yet, assuming no more injuries just Tav to replace I think?
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
All out for 51 pts in #FPL GW23.
Slowly climbing back to respectability, currently at 222K OR.
Dorgu injury frustrating, especially with FUL(H) next. Probably move to Chalobah this week.
Don't think I need to WC just yet, assuming no more injuries just Tav to replace I think?
Slowly climbing back to respectability, currently at 222K OR.
Dorgu injury frustrating, especially with FUL(H) next. Probably move to Chalobah this week.
Don't think I need to WC just yet, assuming no more injuries just Tav to replace I think?
I panic started him and feel equally uneasy.
Cue 1pt wonder and Dorgu haul rooted to the bench. 😆
Cue 1pt wonder and Dorgu haul rooted to the bench. 😆
January 24, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I panic started him and feel equally uneasy.
Cue 1pt wonder and Dorgu haul rooted to the bench. 😆
Cue 1pt wonder and Dorgu haul rooted to the bench. 😆
#FPL GW22
Cunha ➡️ Enzo
Anderson ➡️ Tavernier (all FTs used)
Haaland 👑
Risking Semenyo, but he has Wolves next, and his replacement Bruno won't come in until GW24.
300K OR.
Good luck all!
Cunha ➡️ Enzo
Anderson ➡️ Tavernier (all FTs used)
Haaland 👑
Risking Semenyo, but he has Wolves next, and his replacement Bruno won't come in until GW24.
300K OR.
Good luck all!
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 AM
#FPL GW22
Cunha ➡️ Enzo
Anderson ➡️ Tavernier (all FTs used)
Haaland 👑
Risking Semenyo, but he has Wolves next, and his replacement Bruno won't come in until GW24.
300K OR.
Good luck all!
Cunha ➡️ Enzo
Anderson ➡️ Tavernier (all FTs used)
Haaland 👑
Risking Semenyo, but he has Wolves next, and his replacement Bruno won't come in until GW24.
300K OR.
Good luck all!
Most annoying as it doesn't have to be this way, but according to some "iT's a fUN pARt oF tHE gAMe"
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Most annoying as it doesn't have to be this way, but according to some "iT's a fUN pARt oF tHE gAMe"
I can picture it now:
- Does well for a few months with some great attacking performances
- Rewarded with permanent contract in Summer
- Initial wave of euphoria dissipates and results start worsening next season
- Eventually goes 5 games in a row without a win
- Gets sacked just before Christmas
- Does well for a few months with some great attacking performances
- Rewarded with permanent contract in Summer
- Initial wave of euphoria dissipates and results start worsening next season
- Eventually goes 5 games in a row without a win
- Gets sacked just before Christmas
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I can picture it now:
- Does well for a few months with some great attacking performances
- Rewarded with permanent contract in Summer
- Initial wave of euphoria dissipates and results start worsening next season
- Eventually goes 5 games in a row without a win
- Gets sacked just before Christmas
- Does well for a few months with some great attacking performances
- Rewarded with permanent contract in Summer
- Initial wave of euphoria dissipates and results start worsening next season
- Eventually goes 5 games in a row without a win
- Gets sacked just before Christmas
Rodon ➡️ Dorgu (1/3 FTs used)
Haaland 👑
Decided against moving out Timber or Semenyo as I want to bring in Gabriel/Bruno when they return and probably Tarkowski too so I need to keep a stash of FTs.
Hoping Timber and Semenyo play!
450K OR.
Good luck all!
Haaland 👑
Decided against moving out Timber or Semenyo as I want to bring in Gabriel/Bruno when they return and probably Tarkowski too so I need to keep a stash of FTs.
Hoping Timber and Semenyo play!
450K OR.
Good luck all!
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Rodon ➡️ Dorgu (1/3 FTs used)
Haaland 👑
Decided against moving out Timber or Semenyo as I want to bring in Gabriel/Bruno when they return and probably Tarkowski too so I need to keep a stash of FTs.
Hoping Timber and Semenyo play!
450K OR.
Good luck all!
Haaland 👑
Decided against moving out Timber or Semenyo as I want to bring in Gabriel/Bruno when they return and probably Tarkowski too so I need to keep a stash of FTs.
Hoping Timber and Semenyo play!
450K OR.
Good luck all!
#FPL GW17 team
Saka ➡️ Foden
Haaland Triple 👑
4 FT for overhaul next week
Very close to bringing in Wilson, no doubt will punish
600K OR
Good luck all!
Saka ➡️ Foden
Haaland Triple 👑
4 FT for overhaul next week
Very close to bringing in Wilson, no doubt will punish
600K OR
Good luck all!
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
#FPL GW17 team
Saka ➡️ Foden
Haaland Triple 👑
4 FT for overhaul next week
Very close to bringing in Wilson, no doubt will punish
600K OR
Good luck all!
Saka ➡️ Foden
Haaland Triple 👑
4 FT for overhaul next week
Very close to bringing in Wilson, no doubt will punish
600K OR
Good luck all!
Sangare's a sang-scare as he's off to AFCON shortly.
Hudson-Odoi one of those heisenberg principle players where if you observe them (transfer them in) then it alters their output (goals/assists) and they inevitably start blanking under pressure.
Hudson-Odoi one of those heisenberg principle players where if you observe them (transfer them in) then it alters their output (goals/assists) and they inevitably start blanking under pressure.
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sangare's a sang-scare as he's off to AFCON shortly.
Hudson-Odoi one of those heisenberg principle players where if you observe them (transfer them in) then it alters their output (goals/assists) and they inevitably start blanking under pressure.
Hudson-Odoi one of those heisenberg principle players where if you observe them (transfer them in) then it alters their output (goals/assists) and they inevitably start blanking under pressure.