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Fake it until I make it. Grey arrow champion 2019/20 #FPL

Football/Spurs
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Thiago/Bruno out for Hugo/Cunha two frees that absolutely nobody else is doing 🥱

Rolling the other two; think I'll need flexibility to make Semenyo/Gabriel/VVD decisions soon

Haaland captain easy choice for me

Need to make up 100pts on the field; won't be this week

Good luck everyone 😀👍

#FPL
🚨 NON-FOOTBALL POST 🚨

Listened to that Kylie Xmas song and my brain is infested

AI music producers are far more evil than human versions could ever be
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
ah fuck were playing tomorrow

#COYS
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fantasy football doesn't matter btw
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If Timber's fit gonna roll to four frees if not gonna get Gabriel and carry three can't say anything I do makes much difference anyways 🙌

#FPL
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Seven points between 5th-15th

These teams are all ripe for 'crisis club' conversation; that's the way it works
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Villa's ability to overcome deficits this season borders on witchcraft

It's almost like they need to go behind to wake up

But waking up at Stamford Bridge is seriously fucking impressive; this lot never lose at home

#CHEAVL
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
DOES ANYBODY FUCKING ELSE WANT TO GET SUSPENDED AGAINST ARSENAL 🤬

#CHEAVL
December 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Every single time I doubt Villa this season

#CHEAVL
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December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Things I hate most in football today

1) TNT Sports

2) Wrestling at corners

3) Garnacho's Super Noodles hair

#CHEAVL
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I can only see Chelsea adding a second eventually

Villa were so programmed to contain; borderline impossible to switch to attack mode at this level

#CHEAVL
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
As much as I like to rinse 'The Best Goalkeeper In The World' he was hung out to dry at that corner

Man shouldn't be wrestling multiple opponents with no team mate in sight

#CHEAVL
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Chelsea far too static in their attacks

I'd get Estêvão on second half and flip Neto to the left against Cash on a yellow

Villa need to have a plan with the ball. Far too focused on containment; unsustainable

#CHEAVL
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Matthew Cash getting suspended for Arsenal absolutely on my bingo card

#CHEAVL

#COYS
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Finishing 17th on account of the bottom three being so feckless

Surely can't happen again

#COYS
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December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
VAR trying to work out if Semenyo's arse was his arm 😆

Bournemouth better with the ball this half but still well beaten

#BREBOU
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Watkins benched. Imagine if Nicolas Jackson rocks up at Villa Park next month 🤔

#CHEAVL

#FPL
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Very sharp transition goal from Brentford 🔥

Score now properly represents the game

#BREBOU
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
All guns blazing at the London Stadium then
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That second goal was physical comedy at its peak

Bournemouth disasterclass at the back 💩

#BREBOU
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Senesi and Diakité look concussed, drunk or both

This could be 3-0 already

#BREBOU
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Semenyo definitely after a conveniemt fifth yellow; blatant tug then mouths off at the assistant

#BREBOU

#FPL
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Tidy finish from Schade but Diakité was weaker than budget supermarket cheddar there

#BREBOU
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hello to my fellow hipsters watching Brentford-Bournemouth 👋

#BREBOU
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December 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sweating over whether Anderson ends up on three or four points kind of sums up my fantasy season so far 😆

#NFOMCI

#FPL
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December 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cherki's a gem of a player 👌

Brilliant technique to keep that down; made it look easy when it was anything but

Harsh on Forest. Think they've been well worth a point today

#NFOMCI
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM