Fpdolfan
@fpdolfan.bsky.social
Blue dot on the beach in a red state 🌊love dogs 🐕🐕🐕 Miami Dolphins 🐬🏈 Florida Panthers 🐀🏒 hate liars & hypocrites 💩
Gomez & Morticia Addams were at the WH & got their picture taken in front of the tree. Where's Uncle Fester, Pugsley & Wednesday?
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Gomez & Morticia Addams were at the WH & got their picture taken in front of the tree. Where's Uncle Fester, Pugsley & Wednesday?
That fat fuck doesn't realize it will take us less than a week to remove all traces of him from our lives & the hell he put America through. Can't wait!
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
That fat fuck doesn't realize it will take us less than a week to remove all traces of him from our lives & the hell he put America through. Can't wait!
This fucker is the CFO of Florida. He doesn't have a college degree yet he's telling everyone they are fiscally irresponsible. Shut the fuck up.
Nikki Fried slams proposal to allow the state to remove locally elected officials floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/n...
Nikki Fried slams proposal to allow the state to remove locally elected officials floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/n...
Nikki Fried slams proposal to allow the state to remove locally elected officials • Florida Phoenix
Florida Democratic Party Chair Nikki Fried is blasting proposed legislation introduced this week by Florida Chief Financial Officer (CFO) Blaise Ingoglia aimed at increasing local government spending ...
floridaphoenix.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This fucker is the CFO of Florida. He doesn't have a college degree yet he's telling everyone they are fiscally irresponsible. Shut the fuck up.
Nikki Fried slams proposal to allow the state to remove locally elected officials floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/n...
Nikki Fried slams proposal to allow the state to remove locally elected officials floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/n...
I'll bet some of these funds end up in Casey's pet projects. No peer review, just a bunch of Ronnie's cronies deciding where the monies go. Fuck you 🖕
DeSantis’s proposed budget changes how state funds cancer programs floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/c...
DeSantis’s proposed budget changes how state funds cancer programs floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/c...
DeSantis's proposed budget changes how state funds cancer programs • Florida Phoenix
Gov. Ron DeSantis’s eighth and final legislative budget makes another run at redirecting cancer funding in Florida, including jettisoning a requirement that funds be awarded only to peer-reviewed proj...
floridaphoenix.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'll bet some of these funds end up in Casey's pet projects. No peer review, just a bunch of Ronnie's cronies deciding where the monies go. Fuck you 🖕
DeSantis’s proposed budget changes how state funds cancer programs floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/c...
DeSantis’s proposed budget changes how state funds cancer programs floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/18/c...
The muskrat is hawking a $350 pickleball paddle. Take it to Mar a Lago & try to sell them there you disgusting piece of human flotsam.
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The muskrat is hawking a $350 pickleball paddle. Take it to Mar a Lago & try to sell them there you disgusting piece of human flotsam.
Dumpy trumpy is giving a speech tonight to tout his accomplishments at 9 pm. I'll be watching hockey. Go Panthers 🐾🏒
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Dumpy trumpy is giving a speech tonight to tout his accomplishments at 9 pm. I'll be watching hockey. Go Panthers 🐾🏒
Schools of Hope - that's Ronnie's plan to indoctrinate kids with pro right propaganda. Just say NO!
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Schools of Hope - that's Ronnie's plan to indoctrinate kids with pro right propaganda. Just say NO!
I come home last night from volunteering at the local Garden of Lights to find my husband watching Taylor Swift's Era Tour. I did not know what to think but he stumbled on it & decided to watch & see why she's so popular. Don't think he'll become a Swiftie but he was impressed. As he should be.
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I come home last night from volunteering at the local Garden of Lights to find my husband watching Taylor Swift's Era Tour. I did not know what to think but he stumbled on it & decided to watch & see why she's so popular. Don't think he'll become a Swiftie but he was impressed. As he should be.
Our state's biggest crackpot, Dr Ladadispshit. He should not have a medical license.
Florida school, daycare vaccine tussle kicks off in Panama City Beach floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/12/f...
Florida school, daycare vaccine tussle kicks off in Panama City Beach floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/12/f...
Florida school, daycare vaccine tussle kicks off in Panama City Beach • Florida Phoenix
The push by Gov. Ron DeSantis and state Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo to repeal some of the state’s vaccine requirements for public schools and day care kicked off Friday with a lengthy and contentiou...
floridaphoenix.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Our state's biggest crackpot, Dr Ladadispshit. He should not have a medical license.
Florida school, daycare vaccine tussle kicks off in Panama City Beach floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/12/f...
Florida school, daycare vaccine tussle kicks off in Panama City Beach floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/12/f...
I want to see Obama out & about more. I want to see him everywhere. It will push Donnie over the edge. He's so jealous it's hysterical.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I want to see Obama out & about more. I want to see him everywhere. It will push Donnie over the edge. He's so jealous it's hysterical.
Donnie doesn't give a shit about Ukraine & Vlad is riding him like a broken horse. Giddy up cowboy!
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Donnie doesn't give a shit about Ukraine & Vlad is riding him like a broken horse. Giddy up cowboy!
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Minnesota's next governor? 😆😆😆😆
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Minnesota's next governor? 😆😆😆😆
PBC is one step closer to taking the FAA to court to begin a legal process known as a petition for review over new flight restrictions over Mar-a-Lago, regardless of whether the fat fuck is there. Residents are complaining about noise, smell & soot from planes over their homes.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
PBC is one step closer to taking the FAA to court to begin a legal process known as a petition for review over new flight restrictions over Mar-a-Lago, regardless of whether the fat fuck is there. Residents are complaining about noise, smell & soot from planes over their homes.
My Christmas wish is that Donnie gets stuck here in Fort Pierce & we can all yell insults at him. It could be a contest to see who can break him. I'm in!
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My Christmas wish is that Donnie gets stuck here in Fort Pierce & we can all yell insults at him. It could be a contest to see who can break him. I'm in!
This fuckwad screwed up people's lives & toddled off. Karma will be especially bad for you douche bag.
apnews.com/article/elon...
Elon Musk says DOGE was only 'somewhat successful' and he wouldn't do it again
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Elon Musk says DOGE was only 'somewhat successful' and he wouldn't do it again
Elon Musk says DOGE was only 'somewhat successful' and he wouldn't do it again
Mega billionaire Elon Musk said his efforts leading the Department of Government Efficiency were only “somewhat successful” and he would not do it over again.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This fuckwad screwed up people's lives & toddled off. Karma will be especially bad for you douche bag.
apnews.com/article/elon...
Elon Musk says DOGE was only 'somewhat successful' and he wouldn't do it again
apnews.com/article/elon...
Elon Musk says DOGE was only 'somewhat successful' and he wouldn't do it again
Stupid little man. Is that really part of your job?
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Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman
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Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman
Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman
Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomatic correspondence to stop using the Calibri font and return to the more traditional Times New Roman.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Stupid little man. Is that really part of your job?
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Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman
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Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman
Fucking ridiculous. Hard no. He was nothing special. Just a provocateur. Best word I've heard to describe him.
‘He does not deserve this honor:’ Tensions erupt over FL’s proposed Charlie Kirk Day floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/09/h...
‘He does not deserve this honor:’ Tensions erupt over FL’s proposed Charlie Kirk Day floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/09/h...
'He does not deserve this honor:' Tensions erupt over FL's proposed Charlie Kirk Day • Florida Phoenix
A debate on racism, sexism, and in-context quotations erupted Tuesday over a controversial bill that would make Charlie Kirk only the second person — after Ronald Reagan — to be remembered in Florida ...
floridaphoenix.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Fucking ridiculous. Hard no. He was nothing special. Just a provocateur. Best word I've heard to describe him.
‘He does not deserve this honor:’ Tensions erupt over FL’s proposed Charlie Kirk Day floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/09/h...
‘He does not deserve this honor:’ Tensions erupt over FL’s proposed Charlie Kirk Day floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/09/h...
Hey Donnie - did you hear Jimmy Kimmel got a contract extension? 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey Donnie - did you hear Jimmy Kimmel got a contract extension? 🤣
He is so full of shit. We do not compare Staten Island to Florida. Never happened. On the contrary, people in FL don't like NYers & wish they would go back to NY.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis visits Staten Island Friday afternoon
DeSantis met with Borough President Vito Fossella and tavern patrons.
www.yahoo.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He is so full of shit. We do not compare Staten Island to Florida. Never happened. On the contrary, people in FL don't like NYers & wish they would go back to NY.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
The last 2 weeks have been hellish for my family. Christmas was always my favorite time of the year. Now it's becoming a fucking nightmare of ugly memories. 😓
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The last 2 weeks have been hellish for my family. Christmas was always my favorite time of the year. Now it's becoming a fucking nightmare of ugly memories. 😓
Humpty Dumpty plans to sign an executive order this week blocking states from making their own AI rules. Ronnie Deworthless isn't happy. He wants to make his own rules for his fantasy kingdom of Florida. Fuck you both 🖕🖕
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Humpty Dumpty plans to sign an executive order this week blocking states from making their own AI rules. Ronnie Deworthless isn't happy. He wants to make his own rules for his fantasy kingdom of Florida. Fuck you both 🖕🖕
Poor Alina Habba got chased out of her illegal appointment to her government job. Whatcha gonna do now bitch?
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Poor Alina Habba got chased out of her illegal appointment to her government job. Whatcha gonna do now bitch?
"The majority of our revenue for property tax is [from] non-Florida residents because people have second homes … and commercial property. So it ends up being about 30% of the [total property tax] revenue [that would be eliminated]," DeSantis said Friday. That is fucking bullshit. He made that up.
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"The majority of our revenue for property tax is [from] non-Florida residents because people have second homes … and commercial property. So it ends up being about 30% of the [total property tax] revenue [that would be eliminated]," DeSantis said Friday. That is fucking bullshit. He made that up.
Unfucking believable! We need a wall of people to show up here. Wish I lived closer. Makes me so angry. Harassing women for fuck's sake, leave us alone!
Anti-abortion activists allowed to leaflet within Clearwater clinic’s driveway floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/04/a...
Anti-abortion activists allowed to leaflet within Clearwater clinic’s driveway floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/04/a...
Anti-abortion activists allowed to leaflet within Clearwater clinic's driveway • Florida Phoenix
Pro-life activists have the right to hand anti-abortion leaflets to women in the driveway of a Clearwater abortion clinic, a federal appeals court ruled Thursday.
floridaphoenix.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Unfucking believable! We need a wall of people to show up here. Wish I lived closer. Makes me so angry. Harassing women for fuck's sake, leave us alone!
Anti-abortion activists allowed to leaflet within Clearwater clinic’s driveway floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/04/a...
Anti-abortion activists allowed to leaflet within Clearwater clinic’s driveway floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/04/a...
FIFA will likely award the fucker in the WH its first-ever Peace Prize after FIFA President Gianni Infantino complained that Trump was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize earlier this year. Hahahahaha
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FIFA will likely award the fucker in the WH its first-ever Peace Prize after FIFA President Gianni Infantino complained that Trump was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize earlier this year. Hahahahaha