I think people are confused on who I am in my pickle priest video. I think they think I’m the pickle priest. I just had someone say that they don’t like pickles, but that if they did, they’d want me to spank it. Like, am I supposed to pass the message along to him??? It’s so weird
July 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think people are confused on who I am in my pickle priest video. I think they think I’m the pickle priest. I just had someone say that they don’t like pickles, but that if they did, they’d want me to spank it. Like, am I supposed to pass the message along to him??? It’s so weird
Me 5 min ago: hmm, it looks like it might be fun to go to a Kesha concert
Me right after seeing the only one nearby is on a Tuesday: suddenly devastated I can’t go 😢
Me right after seeing the only one nearby is on a Tuesday: suddenly devastated I can’t go 😢
June 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Me 5 min ago: hmm, it looks like it might be fun to go to a Kesha concert
Me right after seeing the only one nearby is on a Tuesday: suddenly devastated I can’t go 😢
Me right after seeing the only one nearby is on a Tuesday: suddenly devastated I can’t go 😢
My old company, that I loved working for, is hiring for an HR role, which is what I want to do. But I don’t have the experience 😭
May 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My old company, that I loved working for, is hiring for an HR role, which is what I want to do. But I don’t have the experience 😭
This guy I worked with for like a week at my old job just sent me a video talking about women in sundresses and either he knows I’m a little fruity, or he’s trying to slide into my DMs. He’s been sending me stuff, but this is the first one like this
April 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This guy I worked with for like a week at my old job just sent me a video talking about women in sundresses and either he knows I’m a little fruity, or he’s trying to slide into my DMs. He’s been sending me stuff, but this is the first one like this
Less than a week until my coverup tattoo!
April 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Less than a week until my coverup tattoo!
I hate that I’m at the age where people start asking if I’m pregnant if I throw up
April 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I hate that I’m at the age where people start asking if I’m pregnant if I throw up
Somehow I’ve ended up with a lot of Domme posts on my feed and I’m honestly not sure how I got here
March 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Somehow I’ve ended up with a lot of Domme posts on my feed and I’m honestly not sure how I got here
Is insta funky for anyone else? Every time I go to try and read the comments, is says there are none when there clearly are some. And there’s no update for the app
March 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Is insta funky for anyone else? Every time I go to try and read the comments, is says there are none when there clearly are some. And there’s no update for the app
Time to play my favorite game, did I have another episode of whatever seizure like thing happened to me, or did I just dream it
March 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Time to play my favorite game, did I have another episode of whatever seizure like thing happened to me, or did I just dream it
I’m going to scream. HR just sent us the health insurance renewal information and expects us to get back to her within a day with our selections. And she didn’t even send all the info. Just the amounts, but nothing saying what the amounts were for. Just a list of copays
March 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m going to scream. HR just sent us the health insurance renewal information and expects us to get back to her within a day with our selections. And she didn’t even send all the info. Just the amounts, but nothing saying what the amounts were for. Just a list of copays
Sometimes I remember that my dad felt like Fox News was a center leaning news program…
March 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes I remember that my dad felt like Fox News was a center leaning news program…
Finding out there’s going to be a Meow Wolf in NY, but not having a date, kinda feels like when you tell a kid you’re taking them to Disney over the summer, and every day they ask when they’re gonna go. Except in this scenario, I’m the kid
March 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finding out there’s going to be a Meow Wolf in NY, but not having a date, kinda feels like when you tell a kid you’re taking them to Disney over the summer, and every day they ask when they’re gonna go. Except in this scenario, I’m the kid
I was looking back at an old drawing I did, and it didn’t look as good as I remembered. There were so many things I was criticizing until I remembered it was literally my first somewhat realism drawing. I’d NEVER tried anything as detailed as that. And now I’m pretty proud of it again
March 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I was looking back at an old drawing I did, and it didn’t look as good as I remembered. There were so many things I was criticizing until I remembered it was literally my first somewhat realism drawing. I’d NEVER tried anything as detailed as that. And now I’m pretty proud of it again
MEOW WOLF IS COMING TO NEW YORK. SUDDENLY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
March 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
MEOW WOLF IS COMING TO NEW YORK. SUDDENLY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
I dyed my hair back to my natural color because I was applying for jobs and I didn’t want it to affect my applications. But I’m soooo tempted to just dye it back to green, and if they don’t hire me because I have green hair, then oh well
March 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I dyed my hair back to my natural color because I was applying for jobs and I didn’t want it to affect my applications. But I’m soooo tempted to just dye it back to green, and if they don’t hire me because I have green hair, then oh well
My coworkers and I were talking about how it’s hard to find the time to be creative and do fun things, and my one coworker was saying how she really missed creating things. The creativity she really missed? Putting prompts into generative AI…
March 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My coworkers and I were talking about how it’s hard to find the time to be creative and do fun things, and my one coworker was saying how she really missed creating things. The creativity she really missed? Putting prompts into generative AI…
Elliot just called me because he wanted to send me a TikTok. He very confidently goes “your middle name is Marie, right?” It is not 😂
March 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Elliot just called me because he wanted to send me a TikTok. He very confidently goes “your middle name is Marie, right?” It is not 😂
At this point, it’s never a good sign if Marz decides to lay on me at night. Lately she’s been climbing on me and laying on my chest at night when I’ve had some kind of medical issue going on. She’s super insistent about it too. Even if I roll over, she climbs right back on me
February 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
At this point, it’s never a good sign if Marz decides to lay on me at night. Lately she’s been climbing on me and laying on my chest at night when I’ve had some kind of medical issue going on. She’s super insistent about it too. Even if I roll over, she climbs right back on me
I’m very scared of getting IVs, and when I told the nurse at the hospital that I hate IVs, he did the whole “see, now it’s over” reassuring thing after he put it in, and I didn’t know how to explain to him that the problem is that it stays in your arm. It’s not over, the problem just started 😭
February 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m very scared of getting IVs, and when I told the nurse at the hospital that I hate IVs, he did the whole “see, now it’s over” reassuring thing after he put it in, and I didn’t know how to explain to him that the problem is that it stays in your arm. It’s not over, the problem just started 😭
An ice cream truck parked outside of my office, and a crowd of like 8 people all walked out to buy some
February 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
An ice cream truck parked outside of my office, and a crowd of like 8 people all walked out to buy some
My doctor had me do the thing where you follow their finger with just your eyes, not your head. She didn’t have to say anything, as soon as she held her finger up, I started following it. She was surprised I knew what to do and I didn’t know how to say it was because I watch a lot of ASMR 😅
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My doctor had me do the thing where you follow their finger with just your eyes, not your head. She didn’t have to say anything, as soon as she held her finger up, I started following it. She was surprised I knew what to do and I didn’t know how to say it was because I watch a lot of ASMR 😅
I can’t stop thinking about the person at the Animal Crossing event at the aquarium who had a whole tamagotchi hanging from their septum ring
February 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can’t stop thinking about the person at the Animal Crossing event at the aquarium who had a whole tamagotchi hanging from their septum ring
I just told someone to have a great weekend…
February 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I just told someone to have a great weekend…
I forgot my Mic jacket at home 😭
February 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I forgot my Mic jacket at home 😭