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amanda is so TACKY 😭😭
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
me when dorit and kyle fight
a woman is laying in a bed with the words oh my god written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is laying in a bed with the words oh my god written on the bottom
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February 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
need someone to come make hard boiled eggs for me bc mine never come out of the shell easy no matter what i do 😭
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
why was juicy love dion giving mr burns realness this runway
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
call me amanda bc i manifested this
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
lenscrafters needs to hurry up i want my sunglasses!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
she was on my wishlist 😭
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
hunting for villagers and 10 tickets later 3 of them were octavian 🙃🙃
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sick day 😮‍💨
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
i’m sick again and slept for like 17hrs last night 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
wow they really wanted mandy mango GONE
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
those ugly af chatgpt “me at work”
prompt photos are flooding instagram
now 🤢
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
no thank you
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
wow ANOTHER extreme cold warning ❤️ love this ❤️ jk
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
okay i was bussy deep in terraforming my island and now its midnight
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
😌
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
going to try my hand at embroidery this year. my friend lent me a book of floral embroidery and i’m going to pick up some supplies tomorrow. excited!
February 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
picked out some frames for some sunglasses since my optometrist gave me a tiny script. and i get 450$/2yrs for glasses so why not use my benefits
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i want to go on a cute date 😭
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
hi
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
btw almost got hit by a car while on my way to my nail appt. he ran a red light at like 70km/hr and surely i would have died if i was 2 steps closer 😭
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
fresh mani
February 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
def not leaving the house again today 😩
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
y’all ever go on a date so bizarre you get home and just sit in silence?
January 31, 2026 at 5:19 AM