@forresttwunk.bsky.social
Spent nearly 4hrs flirting with a guy on grindr Sat night. Totally my type. Haven't heard from him since. Why is that my type? 🥹😢
April 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Spent nearly 4hrs flirting with a guy on grindr Sat night. Totally my type. Haven't heard from him since. Why is that my type? 🥹😢
Just a reminder that ageism ain't cute
April 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just a reminder that ageism ain't cute
Oh... I have pronouns in my email signature 🫠
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh... I have pronouns in my email signature 🫠
New personal best on hip thrusts. 350 for 10 reps w/ 5 second pause at the top. Next time I'm aiming for a solid 400 😤💪
February 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
New personal best on hip thrusts. 350 for 10 reps w/ 5 second pause at the top. Next time I'm aiming for a solid 400 😤💪
New personal best on the hip thrust machine. 350 for 6 reps. Gonna aim to get that up to 10 reps before trying for 380 I think 🤔
February 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
New personal best on the hip thrust machine. 350 for 6 reps. Gonna aim to get that up to 10 reps before trying for 380 I think 🤔
These are the comfiest underwear for pumped schmeat
January 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
These are the comfiest underwear for pumped schmeat
Hit a bit of a plateau these last couple of weeks. Time to adjust the food intake and see if we can't keep on growing
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hit a bit of a plateau these last couple of weeks. Time to adjust the food intake and see if we can't keep on growing
Get in loser; we're posting locked screens.
January 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Get in loser; we're posting locked screens.
My two gay friends I had dinner with tonight agreed that it's so much nicer to see a queer centric film that doesn't focus on tragedy. Like, it feels like every one is just some horror story being used for Oscar bait and it's exhausting sometimes
January 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My two gay friends I had dinner with tonight agreed that it's so much nicer to see a queer centric film that doesn't focus on tragedy. Like, it feels like every one is just some horror story being used for Oscar bait and it's exhausting sometimes
Hands down favorite feature of the discover page 👌
January 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hands down favorite feature of the discover page 👌
Ngl I find it really interesting how secretive people are of their kinks and what turns them on. Which I think is actually a really nice part of the internet to know you're not some deranged freak because you're into something a bit unorthodox
December 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Ngl I find it really interesting how secretive people are of their kinks and what turns them on. Which I think is actually a really nice part of the internet to know you're not some deranged freak because you're into something a bit unorthodox
My wisteria absolutely thinks it's spring. So much new growth on it from this past week 🥰🥰🥰
December 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
My wisteria absolutely thinks it's spring. So much new growth on it from this past week 🥰🥰🥰
A picture where I actually like how my legs look? 🤯
December 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
A picture where I actually like how my legs look? 🤯
Friday. Off in 40 mins. Just gonna browse social media (aka look at porn)
December 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Friday. Off in 40 mins. Just gonna browse social media (aka look at porn)
Guy at the grocery store told me he could tell I work out.
Got me all flustered with that comment 😅
Got me all flustered with that comment 😅
December 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Guy at the grocery store told me he could tell I work out.
Got me all flustered with that comment 😅
Got me all flustered with that comment 😅
Ngl idgaf if you have your water bottle sitting at a machine. If you're wandering between like 6 different machines, I'm going to take the one I want to use
December 19, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Ngl idgaf if you have your water bottle sitting at a machine. If you're wandering between like 6 different machines, I'm going to take the one I want to use
Honestly, not sure I can trust reviews of Queer by someone who isn't queer 😬
December 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Honestly, not sure I can trust reviews of Queer by someone who isn't queer 😬
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Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶
December 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶
Saw Queer last night with some friends. One was 'moved to tears' while me and the other were... appreciative of the artistic direction 🤣
Good movie though. Really liked it
Good movie though. Really liked it
December 16, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Saw Queer last night with some friends. One was 'moved to tears' while me and the other were... appreciative of the artistic direction 🤣
Good movie though. Really liked it
Good movie though. Really liked it
This couple wants a threesome and I only find one of them hot 🥲
December 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
This couple wants a threesome and I only find one of them hot 🥲
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Gratuitous torso and #pumpedcock pics. My balls ended up getting a liiiiittle too big for the mouth out my STJ Pump and I had to struggle for like 20 minutes to get them out 🤣🤪
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Gratuitous torso and #pumpedcock pics. My balls ended up getting a liiiiittle too big for the mouth out my STJ Pump and I had to struggle for like 20 minutes to get them out 🤣🤪
Just ordered a new TV that's on sale for black friday. My ex's cat knocked my old TV over like a month after he moved. Had that one like 7 years with 0 issue and that cat killed it because it was jealous of the attention ☠️
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Just ordered a new TV that's on sale for black friday. My ex's cat knocked my old TV over like a month after he moved. Had that one like 7 years with 0 issue and that cat killed it because it was jealous of the attention ☠️
Developed a crush on a friend who, when we last hung out, said that he's not interested in dating or hooking up currently
Tempted to risk making the friendship awkward by bringing it up, but also don't want to risk ruining the friendship 🙃
Tempted to risk making the friendship awkward by bringing it up, but also don't want to risk ruining the friendship 🙃
November 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Developed a crush on a friend who, when we last hung out, said that he's not interested in dating or hooking up currently
Tempted to risk making the friendship awkward by bringing it up, but also don't want to risk ruining the friendship 🙃
Tempted to risk making the friendship awkward by bringing it up, but also don't want to risk ruining the friendship 🙃
Crush recommended a movie, so now I've got to find time to go see it. Last one he suggested was.... interesting, so I'm cautiously optimistic 😅
November 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Crush recommended a movie, so now I've got to find time to go see it. Last one he suggested was.... interesting, so I'm cautiously optimistic 😅