Al
@formerfetus.bsky.social
Angry and mean so do with that what you will.
Breaking necks and snatching checks. ♥️♣️♦️♠️Mother of 3 voids. Viva la Pluto. Vegan 🌱 Environmentalist 🌎 Raver ✌🏻Dart thrower 🎯 Minnesota/Arkansas sports fan 🏒🏈⚾️🏀 Bi 🩷💜💙 Pagan 🗝️🏹 Mostly on here to talk to myself
Breaking necks and snatching checks. ♥️♣️♦️♠️Mother of 3 voids. Viva la Pluto. Vegan 🌱 Environmentalist 🌎 Raver ✌🏻Dart thrower 🎯 Minnesota/Arkansas sports fan 🏒🏈⚾️🏀 Bi 🩷💜💙 Pagan 🗝️🏹 Mostly on here to talk to myself
Full disclosure, I am mean. I do call people out on their bullshit. You don’t like that? Fuck off my page
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Full disclosure, I am mean. I do call people out on their bullshit. You don’t like that? Fuck off my page
I genuinely hope every conservative in my area cheering and advocating for SNAP to be cut chokes. I hope they’re I. The position to try to get benefits and get denied. No im not sorry. No I dont care if you think im a cunt for this. They reap what they sow
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I genuinely hope every conservative in my area cheering and advocating for SNAP to be cut chokes. I hope they’re I. The position to try to get benefits and get denied. No im not sorry. No I dont care if you think im a cunt for this. They reap what they sow
I made vegan tacos last night and my partner had some and said they were really good and asked for them for Halloween dinner 🥹🥹🥹 he’s not vegan so that’s a big deal for me
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I made vegan tacos last night and my partner had some and said they were really good and asked for them for Halloween dinner 🥹🥹🥹 he’s not vegan so that’s a big deal for me
I have a whole hypothetical jeopardy/trivia team assembled. I just have to find a trivia event, a night we’re all off, and hope no one kills each other. Which for the hypothetical group I assembled is asking a lot
I got 3/4 of a jeopardy/trivia team assembled. The last piece would either be my coworker that I play trivia with or a random person just to have a body
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I have a whole hypothetical jeopardy/trivia team assembled. I just have to find a trivia event, a night we’re all off, and hope no one kills each other. Which for the hypothetical group I assembled is asking a lot
Ooooohhhh boyyyy guess what happened again today with A DIFFERENT PERSON
Oh and I went from a 70% chance of winning fantasy to a 40% chance of winning in the span of A FUCKING HOUR
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Ooooohhhh boyyyy guess what happened again today with A DIFFERENT PERSON
Watching 1883 is goning to give me major anxiety the next time I play Oregon Trail
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Watching 1883 is goning to give me major anxiety the next time I play Oregon Trail
Rice and nori sheets are a top tier snack and no one will convince me otherwise
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Rice and nori sheets are a top tier snack and no one will convince me otherwise
Also everyone that told me that Daniel Jones would be a worse back up than Carson Wentz can officially kiss my ass
October 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Also everyone that told me that Daniel Jones would be a worse back up than Carson Wentz can officially kiss my ass
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Deciding whether I should keep watching Carson Wentz or remove my eyes with a melon baller.
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Deciding whether I should keep watching Carson Wentz or remove my eyes with a melon baller.
JJ McCarthey better be starting for the Vikings next week. Getting some of your starting line up back and THATS the performance you gave Wentz??? Nah, put the rookie back in I’ve seen enough of you
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
JJ McCarthey better be starting for the Vikings next week. Getting some of your starting line up back and THATS the performance you gave Wentz??? Nah, put the rookie back in I’ve seen enough of you
Watching football is so fun and relaxing when your team is on a bye and not making you lose your shit every 20 seconds
October 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Watching football is so fun and relaxing when your team is on a bye and not making you lose your shit every 20 seconds
Oh and I went from a 70% chance of winning fantasy to a 40% chance of winning in the span of A FUCKING HOUR
September 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh and I went from a 70% chance of winning fantasy to a 40% chance of winning in the span of A FUCKING HOUR
Wishing every Steelers fan a shitty fucking week 🖕🏻 hope all of you choke
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wishing every Steelers fan a shitty fucking week 🖕🏻 hope all of you choke
I lost all of my coke 🙃🙃🙃
September 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I lost all of my coke 🙃🙃🙃
Arrow machines can kiss my entire fucking ass
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Arrow machines can kiss my entire fucking ass
Also this sobriety bullshit is for the fucking birds. Everyone who’s ever told me how great being sober is is either lying, a shut in, or just switched drinking and smoking for something else.
September 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Also this sobriety bullshit is for the fucking birds. Everyone who’s ever told me how great being sober is is either lying, a shut in, or just switched drinking and smoking for something else.
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Just maybe remember Melissa Hortman🙏, her husband Mark🙏, & their dog Gilbert🙏, along with John Hoffman who survived. They didn't get nearly the press I'm sure this will, no matter the outcome.
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just maybe remember Melissa Hortman🙏, her husband Mark🙏, & their dog Gilbert🙏, along with John Hoffman who survived. They didn't get nearly the press I'm sure this will, no matter the outcome.
The amount of people in my life who don’t say shit when one of my home state senators was murdered but are calling for “and end to senseless violence” cuz of Charlie Kirk is far too high
September 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The amount of people in my life who don’t say shit when one of my home state senators was murdered but are calling for “and end to senseless violence” cuz of Charlie Kirk is far too high
I got 3/4 of a jeopardy/trivia team assembled. The last piece would either be my coworker that I play trivia with or a random person just to have a body
September 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I got 3/4 of a jeopardy/trivia team assembled. The last piece would either be my coworker that I play trivia with or a random person just to have a body
I don’t feel safe with anyone irl and I want to shut down
August 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I don’t feel safe with anyone irl and I want to shut down
The only thing the Twins have done in that last 36 hours is make me want to throw my phone into the closest wall
August 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The only thing the Twins have done in that last 36 hours is make me want to throw my phone into the closest wall
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Remember when we stopped using VHS tapes and the factories kept producing them and we just became overrun by them? Neither do I. Why do you think farmers would keep breeding animals if you're not eating them?
July 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember when we stopped using VHS tapes and the factories kept producing them and we just became overrun by them? Neither do I. Why do you think farmers would keep breeding animals if you're not eating them?
“Anyone that’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die” is a HELL of a sentence to hear, but also same
July 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
“Anyone that’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die” is a HELL of a sentence to hear, but also same
Adultier adults: we’re going on a walk
Me: y’all smoking weed on this walk
Them: uh, no
Me: cool, I’m gonna get hammered with my future husband and his sister
Me: y’all smoking weed on this walk
Them: uh, no
Me: cool, I’m gonna get hammered with my future husband and his sister
July 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Adultier adults: we’re going on a walk
Me: y’all smoking weed on this walk
Them: uh, no
Me: cool, I’m gonna get hammered with my future husband and his sister
Me: y’all smoking weed on this walk
Them: uh, no
Me: cool, I’m gonna get hammered with my future husband and his sister