forkastoctopus
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anyone in canada wanna 90 day fiancee me. let me in
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
anyone in canada wanna 90 day fiancee me. let me in
i hate soulmate aus i hate the idea of characters being destined for one another i hate predetermined fate i hate characters only falling in love because it was already decided for them where is their agency as individuals!! where is choice!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i hate soulmate aus i hate the idea of characters being destined for one another i hate predetermined fate i hate characters only falling in love because it was already decided for them where is their agency as individuals!! where is choice!!!!
some poeple have got to realize that spock isn’t a defenseless little infant baby lamb…. that’s a 36 year old man
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
some poeple have got to realize that spock isn’t a defenseless little infant baby lamb…. that’s a 36 year old man
finished a 290k word fic the other day that, in the very last chapter, decided to slip in the detail of khan mccoy test tube baby and it’s been haunting me
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 AM
finished a 290k word fic the other day that, in the very last chapter, decided to slip in the detail of khan mccoy test tube baby and it’s been haunting me
need to lock in if i wanna be able to afford health insurance
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
need to lock in if i wanna be able to afford health insurance
i don’t remember drawing bones lunch sketch but i couldn’t just crop it out…..
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
i don’t remember drawing bones lunch sketch but i couldn’t just crop it out…..
sometimes i feel bad when i exclude the spirk tag when searching ao3 because i domt mind reading a fic with them in it its just that the majority of them.. not enough bones for me
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
sometimes i feel bad when i exclude the spirk tag when searching ao3 because i domt mind reading a fic with them in it its just that the majority of them.. not enough bones for me
gonna be mean for a second. i’ve never found a good merlin playlist ever.. its always like soldier poet king. achilles come down. little lion man. give me a BREAK come on choose something good
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 AM
gonna be mean for a second. i’ve never found a good merlin playlist ever.. its always like soldier poet king. achilles come down. little lion man. give me a BREAK come on choose something good
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🖊️ The fact that people think he got his nickname because he's a doctor and not because he had the sexual magnetism of a cheetah crossbred with Jane Fonda speaks to intense puritan-fueled denialism at the core of the american spirit.
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
🖊️ The fact that people think he got his nickname because he's a doctor and not because he had the sexual magnetism of a cheetah crossbred with Jane Fonda speaks to intense puritan-fueled denialism at the core of the american spirit.
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Disco Bones is great but have you heard about this Bones?
Is he a butch? Is he a queen? I don't know but he is camping.
Is he a butch? Is he a queen? I don't know but he is camping.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Disco Bones is great but have you heard about this Bones?
Is he a butch? Is he a queen? I don't know but he is camping.
Is he a butch? Is he a queen? I don't know but he is camping.
i want the limited edition 2007 art asylum sdcc mccoy figure so bad…..
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i want the limited edition 2007 art asylum sdcc mccoy figure so bad…..
i love the ideas behind the tmp uniforms but the maroons are so much sexier……
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i love the ideas behind the tmp uniforms but the maroons are so much sexier……
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crashing after a rough mission
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
crashing after a rough mission
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I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint
i dont think the “spock reverts to pre surak vulcan behavior” in all our yesterdays is really that implausible considering the fact that theyre telepaths idk is it really out of the realm of star trek possibility for vulcans to have some degree of collective consciousness?
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
i dont think the “spock reverts to pre surak vulcan behavior” in all our yesterdays is really that implausible considering the fact that theyre telepaths idk is it really out of the realm of star trek possibility for vulcans to have some degree of collective consciousness?
no more spirk video essays. not unless theyve got something new to say.. spirk fun but come on theres so many of the exact same analysis…. bring a new perspective to it or something……
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
no more spirk video essays. not unless theyve got something new to say.. spirk fun but come on theres so many of the exact same analysis…. bring a new perspective to it or something……
talking about rivals to lovers ships and including tos spirk is insane sorry….. where is the rivalry…… doesnt exist
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
talking about rivals to lovers ships and including tos spirk is insane sorry….. where is the rivalry…… doesnt exist
im sorry aos likers zachary quinto has the worst face to draw.. the shapes arent shaping…..
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
im sorry aos likers zachary quinto has the worst face to draw.. the shapes arent shaping…..
idk if its shooting myself in the foot to do a lino print this year instead of a sticker but alsoooo its sexy bones pinup and im having fun with it so idc
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 AM
idk if its shooting myself in the foot to do a lino print this year instead of a sticker but alsoooo its sexy bones pinup and im having fun with it so idc
aos is funny because i dont have a solid mental image of aos enterprise quarters so my brain just fills in the blanks with tos quarters visuals when im reading aos fic.. but those guys look so incongruous within tos quarters…..
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
aos is funny because i dont have a solid mental image of aos enterprise quarters so my brain just fills in the blanks with tos quarters visuals when im reading aos fic.. but those guys look so incongruous within tos quarters…..
mentioning my nsfw art to me irl is so sick and twisted. psychological warfare actually
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 PM
mentioning my nsfw art to me irl is so sick and twisted. psychological warfare actually
i’ve gotten too comfortable in how i draw spock kirk and mccoy i need to try something new….. im looking back older drawings where i hadn’t settled into certain shapes yet and i Miss them….
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i’ve gotten too comfortable in how i draw spock kirk and mccoy i need to try something new….. im looking back older drawings where i hadn’t settled into certain shapes yet and i Miss them….
it’s interesting that i see so many fics and such describing spock as pale when like. idk for a white guy he’s not really especially pale he’s a very average white guy shade.. + the yellow makeup they put on him which i think is a whole other long conversation
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 AM
it’s interesting that i see so many fics and such describing spock as pale when like. idk for a white guy he’s not really especially pale he’s a very average white guy shade.. + the yellow makeup they put on him which i think is a whole other long conversation
augh none of my friends like scrabble
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 AM
augh none of my friends like scrabble
kinda crazy imo to think of spock wiping kirks memory in requiem for methuselah as a kind thing…. like i do think it was done out of affection and a desire to help but that’s such a violation…. WHICH i think is very compelling to see that spock would completely trample that boundary out of concern
January 30, 2026 at 5:30 AM
kinda crazy imo to think of spock wiping kirks memory in requiem for methuselah as a kind thing…. like i do think it was done out of affection and a desire to help but that’s such a violation…. WHICH i think is very compelling to see that spock would completely trample that boundary out of concern