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𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚
𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣
𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤.
𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣
𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤.
Pinned
《《 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙁 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿
𝙄 𝙒𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙂𝙊 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏?
𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄'𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙉𝙀
𝙒𝙃𝙊'𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘿𝙄𝙀? 》》
𝙄 𝙒𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙂𝙊 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏?
𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄'𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙉𝙀
𝙒𝙃𝙊'𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘿𝙄𝙀? 》》
// new headcanon maru SUCKS with any type of gun. like comically bad like physics breaking bad
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
// new headcanon maru SUCKS with any type of gun. like comically bad like physics breaking bad
He watches him quietly as he tries to roll the ball. Is that how you do it? He has no idea. He tried that earlier but maybe he just did it wrong.
:P
:P
⠀
⠀⠀⠀" .. yeah. that's what
i'm trying to do — i think . "
he is now at least .
gods 、 a lump forms in their throat .
they're definitely doing so
many things wrong and this is
so embarrassing —
maybe they shouldn't have
done this.
hhhhhhhh.
⠀⠀⠀" .. yeah. that's what
i'm trying to do — i think . "
he is now at least .
gods 、 a lump forms in their throat .
they're definitely doing so
many things wrong and this is
so embarrassing —
maybe they shouldn't have
done this.
hhhhhhhh.
He kinda just starts making a ball of snow.
'' Dude I don't think this is working. Like I think we are gonna have to actually roll a ball this time. ''
He genuinely has no idea how to though, because he tried earlier and it was a colossal failure.
'' Dude I don't think this is working. Like I think we are gonna have to actually roll a ball this time. ''
He genuinely has no idea how to though, because he tried earlier and it was a colossal failure.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He watches him quietly as he tries to roll the ball. Is that how you do it? He has no idea. He tried that earlier but maybe he just did it wrong.
:P
:P
He kinda just starts making a ball of snow.
'' Dude I don't think this is working. Like I think we are gonna have to actually roll a ball this time. ''
He genuinely has no idea how to though, because he tried earlier and it was a colossal failure.
'' Dude I don't think this is working. Like I think we are gonna have to actually roll a ball this time. ''
He genuinely has no idea how to though, because he tried earlier and it was a colossal failure.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀yeah ， it's definitely not.
good .. but ， hey ， since
it's flat at the top ， maybe the
second part of it will stay on ！
they pack some snow
together and place it on
top of the base. they've
no idea if they're doing this right ，
but it's not like they're gonna
be judged for it ， right？
⠀⠀⠀yeah ， it's definitely not.
good .. but ， hey ， since
it's flat at the top ， maybe the
second part of it will stay on ！
they pack some snow
together and place it on
top of the base. they've
no idea if they're doing this right ，
but it's not like they're gonna
be judged for it ， right？
He stares at the base for a bit. It is.... Round, I guess?? It seems stable but definitely not good. It's kind of weirdly flat at the top, looking like a weird fucked up oval.
'' ... ''
'' Suuuure ?? ? ''
'' ... ''
'' Suuuure ?? ? ''
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He kinda just starts making a ball of snow.
'' Dude I don't think this is working. Like I think we are gonna have to actually roll a ball this time. ''
He genuinely has no idea how to though, because he tried earlier and it was a colossal failure.
'' Dude I don't think this is working. Like I think we are gonna have to actually roll a ball this time. ''
He genuinely has no idea how to though, because he tried earlier and it was a colossal failure.
He stares at the base for a bit. It is.... Round, I guess?? It seems stable but definitely not good. It's kind of weirdly flat at the top, looking like a weird fucked up oval.
'' ... ''
'' Suuuure ?? ? ''
'' ... ''
'' Suuuure ?? ? ''
⠀
⠀⠀⠀" i told you .. "
they look at the base for
a few moments . . is it
supposed to look like that ？
oh well ..
" i think the base is good .. ？ "
⠀⠀⠀" i told you .. "
they look at the base for
a few moments . . is it
supposed to look like that ？
oh well ..
" i think the base is good .. ？ "
It hits him in the nose. He sticks out his tongue at him playfully before started to roll up more snow into the base.
'' Fiiiiiine, I guess that's fair. ''
>:P
'' Fiiiiiine, I guess that's fair. ''
>:P
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He stares at the base for a bit. It is.... Round, I guess?? It seems stable but definitely not good. It's kind of weirdly flat at the top, looking like a weird fucked up oval.
'' ... ''
'' Suuuure ?? ? ''
'' ... ''
'' Suuuure ?? ? ''
It hits him in the nose. He sticks out his tongue at him playfully before started to roll up more snow into the base.
'' Fiiiiiine, I guess that's fair. ''
>:P
'' Fiiiiiine, I guess that's fair. ''
>:P
⠀
⠀⠀⠀" .. i'm not evil ，
i'm fair ... ！ "
they can't help but giggle a
little themself ， rolling up more
snow and adding it to the base .
throwing another one
at him would really make them
equal ... so they ball a tiny
amount of snow and toss it
at him .
" now we're equal. "
⠀⠀⠀" .. i'm not evil ，
i'm fair ... ！ "
they can't help but giggle a
little themself ， rolling up more
snow and adding it to the base .
throwing another one
at him would really make them
equal ... so they ball a tiny
amount of snow and toss it
at him .
" now we're equal. "
'' That is sooooo evil! Making the snowmall was a truce, S-M-H. ''
He crosses his arms and looks away, though his general tone and stupid overexxagerated pose makes it very obvious he's just being silly.
Also the barely-contained giggle after the fact probably helps.
He crosses his arms and looks away, though his general tone and stupid overexxagerated pose makes it very obvious he's just being silly.
Also the barely-contained giggle after the fact probably helps.
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It hits him in the nose. He sticks out his tongue at him playfully before started to roll up more snow into the base.
'' Fiiiiiine, I guess that's fair. ''
>:P
'' Fiiiiiine, I guess that's fair. ''
>:P
'' That is sooooo evil! Making the snowmall was a truce, S-M-H. ''
He crosses his arms and looks away, though his general tone and stupid overexxagerated pose makes it very obvious he's just being silly.
Also the barely-contained giggle after the fact probably helps.
He crosses his arms and looks away, though his general tone and stupid overexxagerated pose makes it very obvious he's just being silly.
Also the barely-contained giggle after the fact probably helps.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀pfff t — a.
they stumble 、 lose their footing
and fall right on their bum .
they give a more genuine smile
towards him .
" i was making us even . . ！ "
⠀⠀⠀pfff t — a.
they stumble 、 lose their footing
and fall right on their bum .
they give a more genuine smile
towards him .
" i was making us even . . ！ "
He hums a bit as he very carefully builds up the base, then falls back in the snow as the snowball hits him oh god.
... He sorta lays there for a few seconds. Blinks a few times. All that. Before abruptly sitting up and throwing a handful of unshaped snow at him.
'' Heeey!! ''
... He sorta lays there for a few seconds. Blinks a few times. All that. Before abruptly sitting up and throwing a handful of unshaped snow at him.
'' Heeey!! ''
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
'' That is sooooo evil! Making the snowmall was a truce, S-M-H. ''
He crosses his arms and looks away, though his general tone and stupid overexxagerated pose makes it very obvious he's just being silly.
Also the barely-contained giggle after the fact probably helps.
He crosses his arms and looks away, though his general tone and stupid overexxagerated pose makes it very obvious he's just being silly.
Also the barely-contained giggle after the fact probably helps.
He hums a bit as he very carefully builds up the base, then falls back in the snow as the snowball hits him oh god.
... He sorta lays there for a few seconds. Blinks a few times. All that. Before abruptly sitting up and throwing a handful of unshaped snow at him.
'' Heeey!! ''
... He sorta lays there for a few seconds. Blinks a few times. All that. Before abruptly sitting up and throwing a handful of unshaped snow at him.
'' Heeey!! ''
⠀
⠀⠀⠀sounds easy enough ..
they start taking up some snow
to try and roll up — they notice
him just . stuffing snow to make
a base .
they keep balling up the snow
they have ， adding onto it as they
go then putting it into the base .
they make another ball and —
they
throw it
at him ？？
⠀⠀⠀sounds easy enough ..
they start taking up some snow
to try and roll up — they notice
him just . stuffing snow to make
a base .
they keep balling up the snow
they have ， adding onto it as they
go then putting it into the base .
they make another ball and —
they
throw it
at him ？？
He sits down.
'' No clue.
I think we need to build a really good base first. ''
And so he starts grabbing handfuls of snow and slamming them into the base.
'' No clue.
I think we need to build a really good base first. ''
And so he starts grabbing handfuls of snow and slamming them into the base.
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
He hums a bit as he very carefully builds up the base, then falls back in the snow as the snowball hits him oh god.
... He sorta lays there for a few seconds. Blinks a few times. All that. Before abruptly sitting up and throwing a handful of unshaped snow at him.
'' Heeey!! ''
... He sorta lays there for a few seconds. Blinks a few times. All that. Before abruptly sitting up and throwing a handful of unshaped snow at him.
'' Heeey!! ''
He sits down.
'' No clue.
I think we need to build a really good base first. ''
And so he starts grabbing handfuls of snow and slamming them into the base.
'' No clue.
I think we need to build a really good base first. ''
And so he starts grabbing handfuls of snow and slamming them into the base.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀.. ooookay.
walking over to the pile beside him.
this feels weird. it probably
is weird.
" . . .
so . . how do we start . . "
⠀⠀⠀.. ooookay.
walking over to the pile beside him.
this feels weird. it probably
is weird.
" . . .
so . . how do we start . . "
'' Cool! ''
Annnnd he just starts walking back to the pile again. This guy has no real sense of manners I think.
Annnnd he just starts walking back to the pile again. This guy has no real sense of manners I think.
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
He sits down.
'' No clue.
I think we need to build a really good base first. ''
And so he starts grabbing handfuls of snow and slamming them into the base.
'' No clue.
I think we need to build a really good base first. ''
And so he starts grabbing handfuls of snow and slamming them into the base.
'' Cool! ''
Annnnd he just starts walking back to the pile again. This guy has no real sense of manners I think.
Annnnd he just starts walking back to the pile again. This guy has no real sense of manners I think.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀" um . . . "
don't forget .
" . . . sure . i'll give it
a try . . . "
... at least they both haven't
done this before .
⠀⠀⠀" um . . . "
don't forget .
" . . . sure . i'll give it
a try . . . "
... at least they both haven't
done this before .
'' ... ''
He briefly looks back to the ball of snow, then back at Mako.
'' ... Dooooo you wanna try? It's okay, I am also pretty bad and new at it, lol. ''
Don't say lol outloud.
He briefly looks back to the ball of snow, then back at Mako.
'' ... Dooooo you wanna try? It's okay, I am also pretty bad and new at it, lol. ''
Don't say lol outloud.
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
'' Cool! ''
Annnnd he just starts walking back to the pile again. This guy has no real sense of manners I think.
Annnnd he just starts walking back to the pile again. This guy has no real sense of manners I think.
'' ... ''
He briefly looks back to the ball of snow, then back at Mako.
'' ... Dooooo you wanna try? It's okay, I am also pretty bad and new at it, lol. ''
Don't say lol outloud.
He briefly looks back to the ball of snow, then back at Mako.
'' ... Dooooo you wanna try? It's okay, I am also pretty bad and new at it, lol. ''
Don't say lol outloud.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀what .
what ？
why would he invite
them of all people to do that .
what is he planning . what
are his true intentions .
don't forget what you've
learned because of kindness .
" . . . um . . i mean . .
i've never done that before . . "
⠀⠀⠀what .
what ？
why would he invite
them of all people to do that .
what is he planning . what
are his true intentions .
don't forget what you've
learned because of kindness .
" . . . um . . i mean . .
i've never done that before . . "
'' Aww, shucks.
... guess you don't wanna build that snowman with me? ''
... guess you don't wanna build that snowman with me? ''
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
'' ... ''
He briefly looks back to the ball of snow, then back at Mako.
'' ... Dooooo you wanna try? It's okay, I am also pretty bad and new at it, lol. ''
Don't say lol outloud.
He briefly looks back to the ball of snow, then back at Mako.
'' ... Dooooo you wanna try? It's okay, I am also pretty bad and new at it, lol. ''
Don't say lol outloud.
'' Aww, shucks.
... guess you don't wanna build that snowman with me? ''
... guess you don't wanna build that snowman with me? ''
⠀
⠀⠀⠀. . why is he .
so underdressed for this weather .
they are bundled up so
heavily ，and that guy is just .
not even gonna bother asking ！
" well . . . i don't . . like snow . "
⠀⠀⠀. . why is he .
so underdressed for this weather .
they are bundled up so
heavily ，and that guy is just .
not even gonna bother asking ！
" well . . . i don't . . like snow . "
'' That's nowhere near as fun. ''
A careless shrug-- Upon closer inspection he is wearing a crop top and his jacket is, like, halfway down his arms. What the hell.
'' Aw, what, it's just a bit of snow. ''
Casually kicking some snow off to the side with a little hum. He is built too different.
A careless shrug-- Upon closer inspection he is wearing a crop top and his jacket is, like, halfway down his arms. What the hell.
'' Aw, what, it's just a bit of snow. ''
Casually kicking some snow off to the side with a little hum. He is built too different.
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
'' Aww, shucks.
... guess you don't wanna build that snowman with me? ''
... guess you don't wanna build that snowman with me? ''
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I am very much alive, and I intend to stay that way!
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I am very much alive, and I intend to stay that way!
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If you're counting the days until you- retire?
DREAM BIGGER, YOU SAD SACK! THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN PENSION PLANS!
DREAM BIGGER, YOU SAD SACK! THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN PENSION PLANS!
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you're counting the days until you- retire?
DREAM BIGGER, YOU SAD SACK! THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN PENSION PLANS!
DREAM BIGGER, YOU SAD SACK! THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN PENSION PLANS!
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Then how pathetic are you if you can’t best me at my worst!
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Then how pathetic are you if you can’t best me at my worst!
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So God, take the steering wheel! Drive me to Fate and we'll finally sit down and have a chat.
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So God, take the steering wheel! Drive me to Fate and we'll finally sit down and have a chat.
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i would like to think that even if i was sad and scared, if i was put in a position where everyone depended on me, i could put all those feelings aside and do whats right!
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i would like to think that even if i was sad and scared, if i was put in a position where everyone depended on me, i could put all those feelings aside and do whats right!
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'' Where's the baby, huh? ''
'' Right there infront of me! ''
'' Right there infront of me! ''
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
'' Where's the baby, huh? ''
'' Right there infront of me! ''
'' Right there infront of me! ''
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Oh wow, hey, someone's still alive~!! Good for you!
Fortunately, that is going to change soon.
Fortunately, that is going to change soon.
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh wow, hey, someone's still alive~!! Good for you!
Fortunately, that is going to change soon.
Fortunately, that is going to change soon.
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LOVE IS LOVE. WHAT'S ABOVE CAN BLOODY SHOVE IT!
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
LOVE IS LOVE. WHAT'S ABOVE CAN BLOODY SHOVE IT!
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THIS ISN'T A DREAM AND I'M NOT WAKING UP!
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
THIS ISN'T A DREAM AND I'M NOT WAKING UP!
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THE MISFORTUNE OF OTHERS TASTE SWEET LIKE HONEY
I AM SURELY GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.
I AM SURELY GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
THE MISFORTUNE OF OTHERS TASTE SWEET LIKE HONEY
I AM SURELY GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.
I AM SURELY GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.
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SO FAST AND I'M NOT SCARED TO CRASH!
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
SO FAST AND I'M NOT SCARED TO CRASH!
'' That's nowhere near as fun. ''
A careless shrug-- Upon closer inspection he is wearing a crop top and his jacket is, like, halfway down his arms. What the hell.
'' Aw, what, it's just a bit of snow. ''
Casually kicking some snow off to the side with a little hum. He is built too different.
A careless shrug-- Upon closer inspection he is wearing a crop top and his jacket is, like, halfway down his arms. What the hell.
'' Aw, what, it's just a bit of snow. ''
Casually kicking some snow off to the side with a little hum. He is built too different.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀" . . . i'm only out
here because i want hot cocoa . "
⠀⠀⠀" . . . i'm only out
here because i want hot cocoa . "
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'' That's nowhere near as fun. ''
A careless shrug-- Upon closer inspection he is wearing a crop top and his jacket is, like, halfway down his arms. What the hell.
'' Aw, what, it's just a bit of snow. ''
Casually kicking some snow off to the side with a little hum. He is built too different.
A careless shrug-- Upon closer inspection he is wearing a crop top and his jacket is, like, halfway down his arms. What the hell.
'' Aw, what, it's just a bit of snow. ''
Casually kicking some snow off to the side with a little hum. He is built too different.
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'' You goin' soft on me, Blight? ''
'' In your dreams. ''
'' In your dreams. ''
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
'' You goin' soft on me, Blight? ''
'' In your dreams. ''
'' In your dreams. ''
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'' I don't like telling people what to do. ''
'' You should. It's amazing. ''
'' You should. It's amazing. ''
December 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
'' I don't like telling people what to do. ''
'' You should. It's amazing. ''
'' You should. It's amazing. ''