Poipoi!
@forcedtoeatcement.bsky.social
He was forced to eat cement when he was 6.
🦭 #MVRP 🦭 #crackRP 🦭
🦭 #MVRP 🦭 #crackRP 🦭
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Poipoi!
@forcedtoeatcement.bsky.social
· Apr 26
a seal puppy laying on a blue surface
Alt: a seal puppy laying on a blue surface while multiple filters change his picture
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ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ 6.
🫧🦭🫧
˙9 sɐʍ ǝɥ uǝɥʍ ʇuǝɯǝɔ ʇɐǝ oʇ pǝɔɹoɟ sɐʍ ǝH
🫧🦭🫧
˙9 sɐʍ ǝɥ uǝɥʍ ʇuǝɯǝɔ ʇɐǝ oʇ pǝɔɹoɟ sɐʍ ǝH
Hand? Hand? What is hand? Poipoi uses his flippers to approach and sniff the hand. Once he decides it's safe, he nudges Metal Sonic's hand, then moves his head into the metal palm, clapping excitedly. Hat! Hat!
And like Poipoi, Metal didn't really understand what to do in this circumstance. The Doctor wasn't really looking for animals at the moment, and Metal certainly didn't have any desire to befriend the seal...
Yet he still found it in him to take a step closer to close the gap, squat down and gently-
Yet he still found it in him to take a step closer to close the gap, squat down and gently-
Poipoi does not understand concepts like annoying an evil death robot from outer space. He continues to sniff, then backs off a bit. "UAAAAAaaaa. L'egg." What he attempts to say, no one knows, but his eyes are pure, and he looks at Metal with the warmth of a child looking for a friend.
April 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Hand? Hand? What is hand? Poipoi uses his flippers to approach and sniff the hand. Once he decides it's safe, he nudges Metal Sonic's hand, then moves his head into the metal palm, clapping excitedly. Hat! Hat!
"Poi!" Indeed, Poipoi is very happy! A seal cannot speak, but it can show excited energy, which Poipoi does in spades.
"It's nice to see that you are happy."
Bethany says to Poipoi.
Bethany says to Poipoi.
"Poi!!!" Happy claps! Poipoi has been appeased!
The apocalypse has been staved off for another day.
The apocalypse has been staved off for another day.
April 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Poi!" Indeed, Poipoi is very happy! A seal cannot speak, but it can show excited energy, which Poipoi does in spades.
Poipoi is Minecraft gaming. Chicken jockey.
April 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Poipoi is Minecraft gaming. Chicken jockey.
:0 !!!!
Poipoi does not understand, but he senses powerful energy in this.
Poipoi does not understand, but he senses powerful energy in this.
?Ploo
April 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
:0 !!!!
Poipoi does not understand, but he senses powerful energy in this.
Poipoi does not understand, but he senses powerful energy in this.
"Poi!!!" Happy claps! Poipoi has been appeased!
The apocalypse has been staved off for another day.
The apocalypse has been staved off for another day.
"Hi." Pets the seal.
Poi.
April 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"Poi!!!" Happy claps! Poipoi has been appeased!
The apocalypse has been staved off for another day.
The apocalypse has been staved off for another day.
Reposted by Poipoi!
I'm probably not going to be able to sleep for a while, with Poipoi so energetic all of a sudden... 😓
April 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm probably not going to be able to sleep for a while, with Poipoi so energetic all of a sudden... 😓
Poipoi does not understand concepts like annoying an evil death robot from outer space. He continues to sniff, then backs off a bit. "UAAAAAaaaa. L'egg." What he attempts to say, no one knows, but his eyes are pure, and he looks at Metal with the warmth of a child looking for a friend.
Freezes up slightly, a step back taken when it got into sniffing distance.
Egg? He doesn't have any eggs.
Wait, what is he even thinking about? It's a seal, it isn't actually asking for-
Pincing his temple in self-inflicted annoyance, staring at the seal with a sidewards glance.
Egg? He doesn't have any eggs.
Wait, what is he even thinking about? It's a seal, it isn't actually asking for-
Pincing his temple in self-inflicted annoyance, staring at the seal with a sidewards glance.
Galumphs towards Metal Sonic!
"Egg! Mmph..." Little tail wagging just slightly, wide nostrils sniffing! Who is this, who is this?
"Egg! Mmph..." Little tail wagging just slightly, wide nostrils sniffing! Who is this, who is this?
April 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Poipoi does not understand concepts like annoying an evil death robot from outer space. He continues to sniff, then backs off a bit. "UAAAAAaaaa. L'egg." What he attempts to say, no one knows, but his eyes are pure, and he looks at Metal with the warmth of a child looking for a friend.
Galumphs towards Metal Sonic!
"Egg! Mmph..." Little tail wagging just slightly, wide nostrils sniffing! Who is this, who is this?
"Egg! Mmph..." Little tail wagging just slightly, wide nostrils sniffing! Who is this, who is this?
...looking around.
What was a seal doing out here?
What was a seal doing out here?
EHG! EGG!
April 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Galumphs towards Metal Sonic!
"Egg! Mmph..." Little tail wagging just slightly, wide nostrils sniffing! Who is this, who is this?
"Egg! Mmph..." Little tail wagging just slightly, wide nostrils sniffing! Who is this, who is this?
Reposted by Poipoi!
ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ,
ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴏʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴘᴀʀᴛ...
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄!
ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴏʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴘᴀʀᴛ...
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄!
April 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ,
ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴏʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴘᴀʀᴛ...
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄!
ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴏʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴘᴀʀᴛ...
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄!
SLURRRP again. Eaten whole! Now Raymesis has a baby seal following him, greedy for more.
"Ehg! AEGH!"
"Ehg! AEGH!"
He wasn't expecting the seal to take the fish so readily, so he grabs the bucket of fish he has with him and gives the seal another.
FISH
SLUUUUURP 🐟🦭
SLUUUUURP 🐟🦭
April 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
SLURRRP again. Eaten whole! Now Raymesis has a baby seal following him, greedy for more.
"Ehg! AEGH!"
"Ehg! AEGH!"
FISH
SLUUUUURP 🐟🦭
SLUUUUURP 🐟🦭
Holding out a delicious fish to him.
April 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
FISH
SLUUUUURP 🐟🦭
SLUUUUURP 🐟🦭
[Happy claps!!! Poipoi stretches his neck out and pulls it back in a few times, then leans up and kisses her on the cheek! Sealed with a kiss!]
[ curled fist up to her own mouth , sniffle . . . ]
oh . . . you're just the most precious thing , aren't ya ? i love your dance , lil' guy !
oh . . . you're just the most precious thing , aren't ya ? i love your dance , lil' guy !
Poi!!! Poi, poi!
🦭💭 Don't cry!!! Look, I'll do a dance for you!
🦭💭 Don't cry!!! Look, I'll do a dance for you!
April 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
[Happy claps!!! Poipoi stretches his neck out and pulls it back in a few times, then leans up and kisses her on the cheek! Sealed with a kiss!]
"Poi." Yes, indeed, it is a seal. Poipoi emerges from the water and looks at her curiosly.
"Aww...A seal!" She said as she sees the seal.
"Poi?"
🦭💭 Huh?
🦭💭 Huh?
April 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"Poi." Yes, indeed, it is a seal. Poipoi emerges from the water and looks at her curiosly.
//Yes I know that's a sea lion we cope until I can upload my own gifs
April 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
//Yes I know that's a sea lion we cope until I can upload my own gifs
Poi!!! Poi, poi!
🦭💭 Don't cry!!! Look, I'll do a dance for you!
🦭💭 Don't cry!!! Look, I'll do a dance for you!
April 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Poi!!! Poi, poi!
🦭💭 Don't cry!!! Look, I'll do a dance for you!
🦭💭 Don't cry!!! Look, I'll do a dance for you!