Fancy seeing you here

i bought a corkboard for specifically these guys

I think I'm dying now. I'm sorry. I feel really tired and I don't want to talk anymore. I'm holding your hand as I die because your awesome. Goodbye

Maybe your really sick. You could have cancer. I don't want you to have cancer. I just met you. You should ask your mom. Please dont die I don't want you to die from cancer. Is it cancer?

Sometimes I read the Magic Treehouse but I forget to take them back because there mine. My mom gets mad at me because they cost a lot of money and I feel really naushes and I threw up on her once

Uh. I don't think I want to go to your house anymore. Have you heard of the Slenderman? You look like your in a forest and he really likes forest and I'm really scared for you. Please stay safe. :(

Well, me neither. But you should take a step back from you're computer because I don't think that's how friends is. Sorry. It'd be much better if I could speak to you in person. Can you imagine that? Haha.

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This is my new best friend. I like him a lot. Please, don't take him away from me.

Wow. Thanks. This is me by the way. Do you likeme

Hi! I like you. You're cool. Can we be friends?