🌒🔥shem🔥🌘
foolishem.bsky.social
🌒🔥shem🔥🌘
@foolishem.bsky.social
egg artist, dog reader and avid lover

he/him
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I topped a tetrapak of custard, cutting the brandied card clean, I heard
the sound I’d loved when young:

scissors through card. Eddied yellow marrow pools at the base, I’m crossed-legged at the telly

as two nice people are gluing milk lids to carton wagons on a pastel set girt by teddies, I’m calm
December 31, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Merry Boxing my niece’s housemates have snakes and my youngest fuckin loves snakes
December 26, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Hell is empty, all her people are at the Indro Kmart
December 14, 2024 at 5:31 AM
«Greenwood was a man
who’d never heard the phrase
“You are fine,”
from a doctor.»
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by 🌒🔥shem🔥🌘
Don’t cross the picket line folks!!! No Woolies till they pay and treat their people better
December 3, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Pregnant eastern water dragon
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Dude I just pissed next to a parasitologist who didn’t wash his hands what does this MEEEAN
November 21, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Did you get a good description of the command centre I set up down here?
November 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Thinking about how Sylvia Plath opened The Bell Jar with a reference to a highly publicised execution to provide a rough date,
thinking about starting a novel with, “It was around the time that Jake Paul and Mike Tyson had that fight on Netflix.”
November 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Listening to a sweet man read Ursula K. Le Guin to me on YouTube is healing my mind // HacheMancour is his handle, I highly recommend it.
November 16, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Myotis macropus is the large-footed microbat but idk those dogs are tiny
November 12, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Happy Halloween here’s my mum with several mothmans down at Netherworld last weekend
October 31, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Meandering by Mean-djin - water dragon hanging out and bush turkey babies having a scratch
October 27, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I feel like the first one was catchier
October 18, 2024 at 7:30 AM
A plumber was on my roof the other day and he found a bunch of chicken bones. I explained a crow brings them and after it’s done with eating whatever was on it, it’d use the bones as tools to dig stuff up in the gutters.
October 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Didn’t want seeds, definitely didn’t want leftovers
October 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Saw a fantail nest at Ravensbourne
October 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
enough of the bad website
time for the good website
the one that will never get bad
October 17, 2024 at 1:01 AM