—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆
@foolhardyism.bsky.social
*𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆:🪦🕊️🚫🍽️
𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, & 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, & 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.
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filters by 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭.
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
Pinned
// I'd love for you to cream me up, Windy 🥳
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
// I'd love for you to cream me up, Windy 🥳
"Oh, so now fucking Spider-Man, the world's most overrated hero only good for the funny memes is going to lecture me on what's REALISTIC! Yeah? Did Stan Lee tell you to say that?? Well, y'know what? He's DEAD!"
"AND SO ARE MY DREAMS OF GETTING PREGNANT, DICKHOLE!"
"AND SO ARE MY DREAMS OF GETTING PREGNANT, DICKHOLE!"
"Ummm... I was just thinking it's unrealistic - not too much. Also, I mean, it doesn't help with the mom part but aren't burrito's dope as hell?"
"How is a burrito going to help me experience the joys of motherhood?"
"Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?"
"Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?"
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Oh, so now fucking Spider-Man, the world's most overrated hero only good for the funny memes is going to lecture me on what's REALISTIC! Yeah? Did Stan Lee tell you to say that?? Well, y'know what? He's DEAD!"
"AND SO ARE MY DREAMS OF GETTING PREGNANT, DICKHOLE!"
"AND SO ARE MY DREAMS OF GETTING PREGNANT, DICKHOLE!"
// I would love to, Windy 🙂↕️
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
// I would love to, Windy 🙂↕️
// I only say wonderful things
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
// I only say wonderful things
Reposted by —— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆
((PYROOOOOOOOOO I'M- 💀💀💀
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
((PYROOOOOOOOOO I'M- 💀💀💀
Reposted by —— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆
“If only a hot, sexy alien would give me their alien fetuses too.” ✋😔
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“If only a hot, sexy alien would give me their alien fetuses too.” ✋😔
"How is a burrito going to help me experience the joys of motherhood?"
"Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?"
"Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?"
"..."
"Food baby via burrito instead, my guy?"
"Food baby via burrito instead, my guy?"
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"How is a burrito going to help me experience the joys of motherhood?"
"Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?"
"Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?"
SIGHS.
"When is an alien going to impregnate ME?"
"When is an alien going to impregnate ME?"
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
SIGHS.
"When is an alien going to impregnate ME?"
"When is an alien going to impregnate ME?"
My long lost brother. I knew my mom was a loose legged harlot! It never was dad afterall.
It's okay, you're home now.
It's okay, you're home now.
... I mean... we have similar hairstyles. And we both need glasses. But that's about all the similarities we have?
We could be brothers.......
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My long lost brother. I knew my mom was a loose legged harlot! It never was dad afterall.
It's okay, you're home now.
It's okay, you're home now.
We could be brothers.......
...... no. No, that's... that's not my name.
Is your name also Hugh Janus?
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We could be brothers.......
It's German.
oh no, the hugh part is completely normal. its the last name that has me doubtful.
I'll have you know Hugh is a family name passed down from my great grandfather.
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's German.
Is your name also Hugh Janus?
This is the just relatable thing you've ever said to be honest.
People asking me my government name— snrrk! Yeah, OK!
This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls.
This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls.
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is your name also Hugh Janus?
People asking me my government name— snrrk! Yeah, OK!
This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls.
This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls.
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
People asking me my government name— snrrk! Yeah, OK!
This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls.
This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls.
I'll have you know Hugh is a family name passed down from my great grandfather.
i'm in disbelief if that's your real name.
Why do you need to write my name down??
See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights.
See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights.
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'll have you know Hugh is a family name passed down from my great grandfather.
Why do you need to write my name down??
See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights.
See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights.
. . . i was off by a YEAR.
and is that your code name or government name. just in case i'd ever have to write your name.
and is that your code name or government name. just in case i'd ever have to write your name.
Uh, they were invented in 1985, so actually I was SIX! Bam. You're bad at math and I'm better.
But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus.
But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus.
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Why do you need to write my name down??
See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights.
See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights.
Uh, they were invented in 1985, so actually I was SIX! Bam. You're bad at math and I'm better.
But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus.
But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus.
no offense but you look like you were like five when toaster strudel was invented.
no, no interrogation. you just got very secretive outta nowhere. not trying to press further.
'm catalina. but you can call me cat. or lina.
no, no interrogation. you just got very secretive outta nowhere. not trying to press further.
'm catalina. but you can call me cat. or lina.
What are you interrogating me now???
Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo???
Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent.
Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo???
Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent.
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Uh, they were invented in 1985, so actually I was SIX! Bam. You're bad at math and I'm better.
But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus.
But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus.
What are you interrogating me now???
Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo???
Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent.
Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo???
Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent.
how ominous.
okay, mr.mysterious.
okay, mr.mysterious.
. . .
Stuff.
Stuff.
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
What are you interrogating me now???
Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo???
Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent.
Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo???
Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent.
. . .
Stuff.
Stuff.
what's your job .ᐣ
Uh, yeah? Why do I need to travel the world??
I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain.
I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain.
October 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
. . .
Stuff.
Stuff.
Going through his phone, scrolling through every unanswered call & unread text.
"C'mon, dude. This is so unlike you...You at least open them so I know you read them and just can't formulate a cool enough reply." Adrian muttered to himself.
"Where are you, Peacemaker--"
"C'mon, dude. This is so unlike you...You at least open them so I know you read them and just can't formulate a cool enough reply." Adrian muttered to himself.
"Where are you, Peacemaker--"
October 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Going through his phone, scrolling through every unanswered call & unread text.
"C'mon, dude. This is so unlike you...You at least open them so I know you read them and just can't formulate a cool enough reply." Adrian muttered to himself.
"Where are you, Peacemaker--"
"C'mon, dude. This is so unlike you...You at least open them so I know you read them and just can't formulate a cool enough reply." Adrian muttered to himself.
"Where are you, Peacemaker--"
Uh, yeah? Why do I need to travel the world??
I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain.
I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain.
. . . you're saying no to traveling the world .ᐣ
That's not even remotely fun. Dave and Busters especially??? No one goes there anymore, it's like the hangout for old white dudes to try and feel something again.
I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed.
I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed.
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Uh, yeah? Why do I need to travel the world??
I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain.
I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain.
That's not even remotely fun. Dave and Busters especially??? No one goes there anymore, it's like the hangout for old white dudes to try and feel something again.
I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed.
I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed.
dave and busters. paris. singapore. fiji.
Yeah?? Name ONE fun place because I'm having some serious doubts on your idea of fun here given it involves me chained to a little purse.
October 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
That's not even remotely fun. Dave and Busters especially??? No one goes there anymore, it's like the hangout for old white dudes to try and feel something again.
I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed.
I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed.
Reposted by —— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆
Yeah?? Name ONE fun place because I'm having some serious doubts on your idea of fun here given it involves me chained to a little purse.
But you'd go to fun places. And I'd always treat you.
Why would I want to be on a keychain? That's not even practical. Then you set your purse down and sit on it or drop it.
That is just not fun. And then I have to go with you places??? That'd be like doing errands all the time. That sounds horrible.
That is just not fun. And then I have to go with you places??? That'd be like doing errands all the time. That sounds horrible.
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yeah?? Name ONE fun place because I'm having some serious doubts on your idea of fun here given it involves me chained to a little purse.
Reposted by —— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆
// Spooky's middle age dad music...
I could just envision the bud light and grease coated hands after fixing up their car.
I could just envision the bud light and grease coated hands after fixing up their car.
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
// Spooky's middle age dad music...
I could just envision the bud light and grease coated hands after fixing up their car.
I could just envision the bud light and grease coated hands after fixing up their car.