War crimes are cringe
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
War crimes are cringe
Don't vote for Trump just because you don't feel free to tell your significant other what you really think about cowboy Carter. Just be honest and let the chips fall where they may. You have the freedom to think what you want to think and only you can take that away.
September 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Don't vote for Trump just because you don't feel free to tell your significant other what you really think about cowboy Carter. Just be honest and let the chips fall where they may. You have the freedom to think what you want to think and only you can take that away.
Let’s all share our favorite clips from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to celebrate 10 years of TV magic. I can’t think of anything personally but I’m sure there must be something good.
July 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Let’s all share our favorite clips from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to celebrate 10 years of TV magic. I can’t think of anything personally but I’m sure there must be something good.
Tik Tok style short form video works on me. It captivates my attention. It is like how a full grown cat will become compliant if you grab the skin of the nape of its neck like a mother cat might. It works on me and I'd like it not to. Yet YouTube Facebook Instagram all increasingly are tik tok.
July 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tik Tok style short form video works on me. It captivates my attention. It is like how a full grown cat will become compliant if you grab the skin of the nape of its neck like a mother cat might. It works on me and I'd like it not to. Yet YouTube Facebook Instagram all increasingly are tik tok.
Up until like 1996 you could still see a hot babe and say "daddy likey" without losing it all
That's what woke took from us
That's what woke took from us
June 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Up until like 1996 you could still see a hot babe and say "daddy likey" without losing it all
That's what woke took from us
That's what woke took from us
If you see someone trip it's very alpha to say to them "I saw you trip"
June 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you see someone trip it's very alpha to say to them "I saw you trip"
The NYPD had called a sick out based on a rumor that under Mandami they will no longer be permitted to ask "did you call for the NYPD?"
And respond by grabbing their crotch and saying "NYPDeezNutz" regardless of the victims status.
And respond by grabbing their crotch and saying "NYPDeezNutz" regardless of the victims status.
June 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The NYPD had called a sick out based on a rumor that under Mandami they will no longer be permitted to ask "did you call for the NYPD?"
And respond by grabbing their crotch and saying "NYPDeezNutz" regardless of the victims status.
And respond by grabbing their crotch and saying "NYPDeezNutz" regardless of the victims status.
I'm a single issue voter that issues height. I keep writing in Bill DeBlasio, but he hasn't won in a while :(
June 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm a single issue voter that issues height. I keep writing in Bill DeBlasio, but he hasn't won in a while :(
Those signs that say you don't want a dog to shit on your lawn are so gross. I don't want to see the black outline of a dog squatting to take a poop.
Keep that filth to yourself.
Keep that filth to yourself.
June 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Those signs that say you don't want a dog to shit on your lawn are so gross. I don't want to see the black outline of a dog squatting to take a poop.
Keep that filth to yourself.
Keep that filth to yourself.
What was the shoe situation at the time the phrase "goody two shoes" was coined. Feel like it must have been pretty dire if "oh you think you're so great with your two shoes" was resonant.
June 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What was the shoe situation at the time the phrase "goody two shoes" was coined. Feel like it must have been pretty dire if "oh you think you're so great with your two shoes" was resonant.
I said I wanted a drone for Father's Day but I didn't mean a lecture about how I was putting audiobooks ahead of my relationship with my child.
June 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I said I wanted a drone for Father's Day but I didn't mean a lecture about how I was putting audiobooks ahead of my relationship with my child.
Damn why they give children's toothpaste flavors like sparklefun and adult toothpaste flavors like arctic punishment
June 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Damn why they give children's toothpaste flavors like sparklefun and adult toothpaste flavors like arctic punishment
Fucking Pissed
That Kurasawa's The Bad Dream Well isn't about a scary well that gives you nightmares and is instead about how those who exploit others for their own gain live uncomplicated lives of comfort and pleasure.
That Kurasawa's The Bad Dream Well isn't about a scary well that gives you nightmares and is instead about how those who exploit others for their own gain live uncomplicated lives of comfort and pleasure.
June 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fucking Pissed
That Kurasawa's The Bad Dream Well isn't about a scary well that gives you nightmares and is instead about how those who exploit others for their own gain live uncomplicated lives of comfort and pleasure.
That Kurasawa's The Bad Dream Well isn't about a scary well that gives you nightmares and is instead about how those who exploit others for their own gain live uncomplicated lives of comfort and pleasure.
We should call email mail and physical mail pmail
June 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We should call email mail and physical mail pmail
I saw that an elderly Chinese woman had just signed up for the “qi gong for seniors” I have been teaching at the rec center and I have been calling in sick the last two weeks because I am terrified she will find out I have been making it up as we go along.
June 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I saw that an elderly Chinese woman had just signed up for the “qi gong for seniors” I have been teaching at the rec center and I have been calling in sick the last two weeks because I am terrified she will find out I have been making it up as we go along.
In the matrix getting injected with pure data in an awed monotone I whisper "I know excel"
June 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
In the matrix getting injected with pure data in an awed monotone I whisper "I know excel"
It's funny that conservatives go nuts worrying about how they will explain two men kissing to their kids and then try to get their kids to understand that god let his son, who is also god, be killed in order to erase the sin that we all carry from when a snake had us eat an apple at the dawn of time
June 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's funny that conservatives go nuts worrying about how they will explain two men kissing to their kids and then try to get their kids to understand that god let his son, who is also god, be killed in order to erase the sin that we all carry from when a snake had us eat an apple at the dawn of time
I remember reading the stand because the crow creature on the cover looked cool and then I get to the end and there's no crow creature. Messed up.
June 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I remember reading the stand because the crow creature on the cover looked cool and then I get to the end and there's no crow creature. Messed up.
It's so funny that men's every day carry is like knives and guns that they never use and a woman's everyday carry is a purse with sunscreen in it.
June 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It's so funny that men's every day carry is like knives and guns that they never use and a woman's everyday carry is a purse with sunscreen in it.
If you’ve met gun owners and actually see how they treat guns you’d quickly realize that they view them as toys and that the average gun owner is hugely reckless and irresponsible.
June 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you’ve met gun owners and actually see how they treat guns you’d quickly realize that they view them as toys and that the average gun owner is hugely reckless and irresponsible.
When I was a kid I could not have predicted how easy it would be to watch a naked lady dance. Seems too easy to be honest. I'm not saying it should even be that hard, but it should be more difficult than it is.
June 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When I was a kid I could not have predicted how easy it would be to watch a naked lady dance. Seems too easy to be honest. I'm not saying it should even be that hard, but it should be more difficult than it is.
If you were taking reconstituting frozen juice concentrates as seriously as you take making a cup of coffee you would be in juice heaven right now but you aren't ready for that conversation
June 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If you were taking reconstituting frozen juice concentrates as seriously as you take making a cup of coffee you would be in juice heaven right now but you aren't ready for that conversation
I feel like if someone had shown Trump candy crush at the right time in 2014 a lot of this could have been avoided. Like if Trump was addicted to doodle jump at exactly the right moment we could have been spared.
June 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I feel like if someone had shown Trump candy crush at the right time in 2014 a lot of this could have been avoided. Like if Trump was addicted to doodle jump at exactly the right moment we could have been spared.
They once accidentally made a game popular with women and it was about saving up for a swimming pool and then when the neighbor you have a crush on comes to take a swim you sell the ladder and watch him drown.
June 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They once accidentally made a game popular with women and it was about saving up for a swimming pool and then when the neighbor you have a crush on comes to take a swim you sell the ladder and watch him drown.
We give the children too much license to use slang. They should talk more like us older folks.
June 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We give the children too much license to use slang. They should talk more like us older folks.