why would anyone worry about politics? it's all so meaningless. like who cares about... oh... oh CRAP that's happening right now?!

the Count from sesame street used to make me whimper and cover my eyes in fear back in the day... now kids don't even blink when they see his segment pop up...
what has this world come to...

republicans were so upset about us making their cartoons gay that they decided to elect modern-day Hitler as the most powerful guy in the country as part of their revenge plot

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

just got blocked for making a joke about how controllers shouldn't have button labels and that the layout should change between games... I honestly understand, maybe I'm a little too chaotic for this world...

My day has kind of sucked today. So whoever's having a bad day as well, you are not alone today. I'm right there with ya, pal! We can be having a bad day together today.

i'm convinced that in the future, Gen beta kids are going to be five days out of the womb and posting "just got born. what is 'these nuts'".

anyone got some pictures of their cute cats, asking for a friend (i'm lying i'm asking for me so i can look at them whenever i want to dose up for my cat picture addiction)

i feel so sick. this has to be untrue snopes has to be wrong on this one

your WEIRD DIGITAL NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR has JUST arrived and his NAME is ME