How many more hip hop and Christmas music mashups can one man fucking take
November 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
How many more hip hop and Christmas music mashups can one man fucking take
Dr House put me on his team cause I’m not a doctor and I’m chubby
November 26, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Dr House put me on his team cause I’m not a doctor and I’m chubby
You may see my funky ass saying yep to vyepti
November 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
You may see my funky ass saying yep to vyepti
Fucked up on that good mojito lecroix and alcohol
November 22, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Fucked up on that good mojito lecroix and alcohol
U may catch me in a realm or overworld
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
U may catch me in a realm or overworld
The holidays Reese’s are so much better than the cup what are we even doing here
November 16, 2024 at 11:29 PM
The holidays Reese’s are so much better than the cup what are we even doing here
People don’t harumph anymore
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
People don’t harumph anymore
I invented a new kind of gum today: it’s hard
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I invented a new kind of gum today: it’s hard
The beauty, the majesty, the sheer unequaled magnetism of two sweaty guys leaning into each other and punching
November 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
The beauty, the majesty, the sheer unequaled magnetism of two sweaty guys leaning into each other and punching
Shakin loose a fart with a little jazzy slide
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Shakin loose a fart with a little jazzy slide
Peanut butter sauce dumplings again for dinner I don’t even care
July 12, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Peanut butter sauce dumplings again for dinner I don’t even care
Why in the fuck are beanbag chairs so expensive what in the hell
July 12, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Why in the fuck are beanbag chairs so expensive what in the hell
I like in a techno song when they cut in little snippets of a girl moaning
July 10, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I like in a techno song when they cut in little snippets of a girl moaning
Heading back to the fridge for more kimchi after I KNOW it gives me bad tummy
July 10, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Heading back to the fridge for more kimchi after I KNOW it gives me bad tummy
Grilled up some marinated chicken thighs last night
July 10, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Grilled up some marinated chicken thighs last night
Uber driver driving with his leg crossed fancy style
July 8, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Uber driver driving with his leg crossed fancy style
Just ate a heck of a sandwich
July 8, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Just ate a heck of a sandwich
Tried to buy a grimace shake today and all I got was sass
July 8, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Tried to buy a grimace shake today and all I got was sass
CBH is a classic fat guy food
July 8, 2023 at 12:20 AM
CBH is a classic fat guy food