frankie
@fncygrl.bsky.social
im a fancy grl - professional knucklehead
Husband: you know who would be annoying PTO mom?
Me: PTO?
Husband: yeah, like a mom that goes to PTO meetings.
Me: you mean PTA?
Husband: yes
Me: ok… who?
Husband: Jennifer garner
Me: ok lol
Me: PTO?
Husband: yeah, like a mom that goes to PTO meetings.
Me: you mean PTA?
Husband: yes
Me: ok… who?
Husband: Jennifer garner
Me: ok lol
November 21, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Husband: you know who would be annoying PTO mom?
Me: PTO?
Husband: yeah, like a mom that goes to PTO meetings.
Me: you mean PTA?
Husband: yes
Me: ok… who?
Husband: Jennifer garner
Me: ok lol
Me: PTO?
Husband: yeah, like a mom that goes to PTO meetings.
Me: you mean PTA?
Husband: yes
Me: ok… who?
Husband: Jennifer garner
Me: ok lol
don’t text and drive Costco carts people. I could’ve lost my rotisserie chicken
August 26, 2023 at 6:11 PM
don’t text and drive Costco carts people. I could’ve lost my rotisserie chicken
to be clear - I am a witch all year long
help I’ve fallen and I don’t want to get up
August 25, 2023 at 9:49 PM
to be clear - I am a witch all year long
how soon can I go full on witch fall mode without giving a basic b vibe
August 25, 2023 at 9:48 PM
how soon can I go full on witch fall mode without giving a basic b vibe
help I’ve fallen and I don’t want to get up
August 24, 2023 at 11:22 PM
help I’ve fallen and I don’t want to get up
marrying someone w/ adhd means that when they say “yeah I’ll be ready to walk the dogs in 45 minutes”
it really means
“I’m actually going to get out all of my power tools and build a table for our dogs accessory closet until it’s dark outside and forget I even said I’d walk”
it really means
“I’m actually going to get out all of my power tools and build a table for our dogs accessory closet until it’s dark outside and forget I even said I’d walk”
August 24, 2023 at 1:29 AM
marrying someone w/ adhd means that when they say “yeah I’ll be ready to walk the dogs in 45 minutes”
it really means
“I’m actually going to get out all of my power tools and build a table for our dogs accessory closet until it’s dark outside and forget I even said I’d walk”
it really means
“I’m actually going to get out all of my power tools and build a table for our dogs accessory closet until it’s dark outside and forget I even said I’d walk”
*opens google* why am I so attracted to Theo von ???
August 23, 2023 at 2:27 PM
*opens google* why am I so attracted to Theo von ???
one beesechussy w/ extra onions, a medium fry, medium Diet Coke …. Uhhhhhh ranch and sweet & sour sauce too please
August 23, 2023 at 4:47 AM
one beesechussy w/ extra onions, a medium fry, medium Diet Coke …. Uhhhhhh ranch and sweet & sour sauce too please
elite husbands have your McDonald’s order in the front seat ready when they pick you up from the airport
August 22, 2023 at 4:16 AM
elite husbands have your McDonald’s order in the front seat ready when they pick you up from the airport
hey what’s up??? hello?? anyone there?? I can’t hear you….. what?
hehe jk got you!!! this is frankie’s voicemail leave a message after the beep <3 *beep*
hehe jk got you!!! this is frankie’s voicemail leave a message after the beep <3 *beep*
August 19, 2023 at 4:53 PM
hey what’s up??? hello?? anyone there?? I can’t hear you….. what?
hehe jk got you!!! this is frankie’s voicemail leave a message after the beep <3 *beep*
hehe jk got you!!! this is frankie’s voicemail leave a message after the beep <3 *beep*