My only pertinent thought this morning is that I need Naomi Osaka’s shoes

I know all our brackets are broken, but that doesn’t make me feel better #wimbledon

I’m so furious at whoever taught him the word “tariff”

I’m really trying not to touch my phone longer than I touch my dogs and my quality of life has greatly improved

I’m only gonna post about tennis. And dogs. And the fact that I’m an American citizen who now carries her passport card in her wallet cuz she don’t look right

Upside of insomnia: what a freakin’ awesome Australian Open final! 🎾🎾 Congrats to Madison Keys, who unlocked our hearts!

Cyndi Lauper was simply dazzling last night at the Intuit Dome. We need her voice now more than ever.

Are you telling me I can live in a world where my entire feed is tennis and puppies? Marry me @bsky.app

Pitbull holiday prep for our first post - keeping it pawsitive 🐾