MILTON the BAT
@flyinthejerk.bsky.social
Proud owner of Milton's Jerk n' Jerk. | RP | 21+ mun
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MILTON the BAT
@flyinthejerk.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded.
(now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)
(now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)
“ Ohhhh, luck has nothing to do with it! With a face like yours, why I could've sworn I was being lulled over by a siren. ” His wings slowly flap behind him as he places his face into his palms.
"Oohoho ~ !" Sitting up now, hand under his chin as his other arms crosses against his chest. His lips pull into an amused smirk, eyes half - lidding in that flirty way of his. "A CHARMING devil, too. How lucky am I you chose to come to me ~ ?"
“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ”
His words are accompanied by a sly wink.
His words are accompanied by a sly wink.
September 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“ Ohhhh, luck has nothing to do with it! With a face like yours, why I could've sworn I was being lulled over by a siren. ” His wings slowly flap behind him as he places his face into his palms.
“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ”
His words are accompanied by a sly wink.
His words are accompanied by a sly wink.
Huh?
After a moment of confusion, Amore opens an eye, glancing up.
" . . oh? Are they dropping angels on me now ~ ?"
After a moment of confusion, Amore opens an eye, glancing up.
" . . oh? Are they dropping angels on me now ~ ?"
Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty.
September 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ”
His words are accompanied by a sly wink.
His words are accompanied by a sly wink.
Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty.
Streeeetching out! Absolutely perfect time to laze about without a care in the world. ( ✨️ )
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty.
his genetics truly only passed down when it comes to the one thing... tragic, is it not? ka-sigh...
YOURE NOT REAL
May 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
his genetics truly only passed down when it comes to the one thing... tragic, is it not? ka-sigh...
i see you've heard about my father, sultry the seahorse....
boy are you a seahorse . because you are leavign pregnant
May 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i see you've heard about my father, sultry the seahorse....
My twinkish disposition has betrayed me once again. sigh
April 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
My twinkish disposition has betrayed me once again. sigh
||; This character fucking sucks
April 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
||; This character fucking sucks
ㅤㅤㅤ
[ c laps his arms together ] THAT'S SO COOL CAN YOU SING MY BIRTHDAY SONG
April 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
ㅤㅤㅤ
Sighs. sure, why not
April 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Sighs. sure, why not
That cranky crocodilian... 💢
April 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
That cranky crocodilian... 💢
Believe me, I'm *nothing* like my sister.
TWO rouge the bats?!?!?!? Inconceivable
April 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Believe me, I'm *nothing* like my sister.
@eggbossneo.bsky.social Why do you have my face.
April 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
@eggbossneo.bsky.social Why do you have my face.
Yep, that sounds like her, alright.
The child of the better sibling. ( ♡ )
Now, who is this sassy lost child..
April 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yep, that sounds like her, alright.
. . . ?
oh this whole family is freaks
April 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
. . . ?
Heya, big guy.
[ taps the sign. "The only place where you can Pound Meat while getting your Meat Pounded" ]
[ taps the sign. "The only place where you can Pound Meat while getting your Meat Pounded" ]
Potential Emotiomal Damage avenue detected. Investigating…..
….
They’re jerking WHAT in there?!
….
They’re jerking WHAT in there?!
April 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Heya, big guy.
[ taps the sign. "The only place where you can Pound Meat while getting your Meat Pounded" ]
[ taps the sign. "The only place where you can Pound Meat while getting your Meat Pounded" ]
If only a big strong hunk of metal was here shirtless with a thong on
April 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If only a big strong hunk of metal was here shirtless with a thong on
Tch. do you always have to rub it in? I already know you're better than me.
Psh. None of us were born lucky. How do you think I got so good at stealing? Come on, now. Stop making excuses.
Oh, I'm sooo sorry that I'm not as business savvy as you! we can't ALL be born lucky.
April 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Tch. do you always have to rub it in? I already know you're better than me.
Oh, I'm sooo sorry that I'm not as business savvy as you! we can't ALL be born lucky.
That’s the difference between you and me. Imagine actually going under financially! Hah.
Oh, I know. too busy to check up on your poor brother. MY rival– Ben Dover– nearly took me out of the Jerk game a couple years back.
April 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh, I'm sooo sorry that I'm not as business savvy as you! we can't ALL be born lucky.
. . . And we appreciate your uh. "sizable donations", Rankles .
(Seriously, that guy single handedly funded the third location!)
(Seriously, that guy single handedly funded the third location!)
April 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
. . . And we appreciate your uh. "sizable donations", Rankles .
(Seriously, that guy single handedly funded the third location!)
(Seriously, that guy single handedly funded the third location!)
Oh, I know. too busy to check up on your poor brother. MY rival– Ben Dover– nearly took me out of the Jerk game a couple years back.
April 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Oh, I know. too busy to check up on your poor brother. MY rival– Ben Dover– nearly took me out of the Jerk game a couple years back.
Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded.
(now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)
(now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)
April 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded.
(now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)
(now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)
Third, actually. but who's counting? certainly not family.
April 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Third, actually. but who's counting? certainly not family.
Mm.. how long has it been?
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Mm.. how long has it been?