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flyingcupcake11.bsky.social
Disgruntled fa
@flyingcupcake11.bsky.social
Kick me under the table all you want, I won't shut up.
Biblically accurate President/Angel on top of my tree.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Nashville really said we're building a new terminal, what kind of restaurants should we have? Chicken...yeah chicken and what else...more chicken...yeah anything else though? No, MORE CHICKEN. Also all the chicken will be $20 for a chicken sandwich no sides because fuck you. Good day.
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Someday I will walk in a bar and someone will be singing Pussy Control by Prince and they won't need the prompter and we will fall in love and live happily ever after. The End
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The year is 2007, I make a joke the only temperature options on airplanes are Satans Anus and violent blizzard in Antarctica. It's 2025, ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE.
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Do yall think the new Banksy museum in NYC has a gift shop?
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM